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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by mmQ
I personally dont want to score pushy usually. Also I dont "score" it. It's just a thing. I wonder how many girls ever counted my DICKING them as a SCORE. lol
Jokes aside I'm pretty sexually apathetic until I'm enticed and then I'm into it and then I just sont care. I've said that here before though and that's just me. My life doesn't even remotely revolve around sex. It's fun and done to me , and that's probably obviously psychological.
That's alot like me.
I went 19 years before losing my virginity, and then later went 10 years without sex.
I can last literal decades without it, so sometimes I have a hard time understanding the need other dudes seem to experience.
But, on the other hand, I do empathize. I mean, at about 6-8 years into my dry period, I started going a bit stir crazy.
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2019-02-12 at 4:41 AM UTC
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by mmQ
You are very negotiable and can concede points well. I'm sure you've developed that over the course of your life and through your psychology schooling and whatnot.
What to remember is the folks you're discussing with dont have that same level of, objectivity, for lack of a better term I dont know.
Nothing you say is going to get specs or scron off the jill defense team. And we dont have a panel of jurors, formally. So its kangaroo court and nobody will actually win except me. ;)
At the end of the day, I still like Scron, and have nothing really against Spectral or... wait, is Jill Spectral (and vice versa)?
I can't even keep up with it all at times...
I just want to try and reduce the tension around here. And, quite frankly, I respect what Lanny does. Even if he's not up to bat for a Nobel prize for objective-forum-keeping or some such shit.
I just want to promote peace and agreeableness where I can. And I know it won't always work. Heck, even IRL I have friendships with an identical dynamic. There's always someone at odds with someone else.
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2019-02-12 at 2:36 AM UTC
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Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
Originally posted by mmQ
Jill's supporters STILL ignore the fact that Jill desires to be banned. I bring it up and it gets lost in the muck but I mean, c'mon now m8s. What's the word/term for when someone advocates for someone's "innocence" when that very person claims to be "guilty?"
ACLU?
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2019-02-11 at 8 PM UTC
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Today is the greatest
fuck me in the ass
I want my hearreat ouuuuuuuuutuutt
I live for tomorrow find me a new cat
live lofty nnennegortos
remmeber the time when we remembered to fine
everything always comes back to smashing pumpkin, everything always comes back to blympkins
everything is everything why is this this im not high, im just saying bring me back to me
i tryed making this thread again but i cant
i cant make this thread anymore
im not depressed enough
even though i think about it
this is the only thread
this threwad is my past's work, but ill never complete it, it simply is always being updated and changed but this isnt the last one, its only the last time i spend time on it
make this thread again and make it great again, but it was already great again.
see
i dont like sharing with myself
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Originally posted by mmQ
Chootie was my light of the world. I have nothing.
I miss her. I should go to bed.
God I miss her.
You should get another cat dude. I was crushed when I had to put down my first one and felt guilty "replacing" him but then I realized other animals are out there that still need a good home and I ended up adopting two that are siblings. Really helped fill the void.
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2019-02-08 at 3:17 AM UTC
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Funny Joke You might like.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!
"I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said 'Stop! don't do it!' 'Why shouldn't I?' he said. I said, 'Well, there's so much to live for!' He said, 'Like what?' I said, 'Well...are you religious or atheist?' He said, 'Religious.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?' He said, 'Christian.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?' He said, 'Protestant.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?' He said, 'Baptist!' I said, 'Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist church of god or Baptist church of the lord?' He said, 'Baptist church of god!' I said, 'Me too! Are you original Baptist church of god, or are you reformed Baptist church of god?' He said, 'Reformed Baptist church of god!' I said, 'Me too! Are you reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?' He said, 'Reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!' I said, 'Die, heretic scum,' and pushed him off." -- Emo Phillips
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Can ghosts exist in the ocean?
That would have to be boring af to just haunt some empty stretch of water.
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Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Originally posted by mmQ
What about temps not inside your B hole?
:)
sweltering moist
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Meth reup price is $8-$10 a gram. What's your resale price for a single gram?
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Went to my Dad's grave monday, been on a bender since
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Fuck I've been depressed lately.
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I have a patient that makes me watch General Hospital with him. It makes me want to skin him alive and throw him in a vat of acid.
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Three big vape hits gives in the morning gives me eye wiggles. Howjazad njhrgaklifve
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tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Im not too keen on the dismembering.
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tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Well welllllll...can't say im not disappointed but we support you whatever you choose even tho your choice is obviously wrong.
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I’ve been with a few of these chics. The worst one...
I met this chic Tara. She was into swinging and chics. Her ex “was a cop”
She has 2 kids. She put them to bed at 9:30,I’d come over at 10 and we’d bang. A few times a week. Went on for a few weeks. I’d get up 4 am (has to go home and shower for work)
I was dippin out one Mornin and there was a car backed into next to mine. Dude sittin in the car smoking. I go to get in my truck. He says:
“Your name is archer,you live at xxx xxxxx and work at xxx xxx and you’re bangin my old lady with my kids in there. I’m detective crazy fuck,and have lotsa cop friends and you won’t come back here or contact Tara again”
Me:
“Ok”
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itybit
African Astronaut
[daze my amino pe-tsai]
It doesn't sound like a good idea MMQ especially since you have zero emotional investment in her
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tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
It sounds like a disaster* waiting to happen.
However, it's not your responsability to police other peoples' relationships. And since you don't think it will affect your job, the only other consequence I can think of is is she gonna later come back and say that you forced yourself on her or something like that...
* I think you should do it.😆😆
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Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Originally posted by mmQ
…revealed to me that she's a swinger.
Originally posted by mmQ
she is keeping us a secret from her husband but tells me it's fine because he's cheated on her technically,
Originally posted by mmQ
Anyway she's fucking kinda telling me she loves me and acting really strongly emotionally toward me
Sounds like she's trying to use you to get back at her husband for cheating and
NOT trying to swing with you at all. Just telling you that to leave you dumb to the fact that she is doing it purely for revenge on her husband.
Originally posted by mmQ
*note to self*
Never make a thread online involving females unless you want females to get mad at you about making said thread online about females.
I HUUUUURRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DAT!
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