This reminds me, I borrowed something called a star fruit from the store, and it tasted like a cross between a cucumber and a kiwi and a lemon. Threw it in the trash because it was "okay" but not for eating. Like, if you sliced it and put it in your water, it would probably taste pretty good.
I also borrowed a dragonfruit, which looked delicious and exotic, but it had NO FLAVOR. Like, NOTHING. Water. I mean, I kind of liked it, but why would you pay 5 dollars for a fruit that tastes like water?
Also a plantain, which is just a big green banana.
I went to my friend's house earlier today and my socks were soggy so I requested to wash my feet in her bathtub (sexual innuendo deluxe) and so I did that but all her fucking girly shampoo things were stupid so I used her purple hair conditioner shit that was literally purple as fuck and all clumpy and it worked for cleaning my feet but I also left purple splatters everywhere and it all happened so fast and and and and and
But did you imagine fucking her in a cosplay outfit and jerk off into her sink?
This reminds me, I borrowed something called a star fruit from the store, and it tasted like a cross between a cucumber and a kiwi and a lemon. Threw it in the trash because it was "okay" but not for eating. Like, if you sliced it and put it in your water, it would probably taste pretty good.
I also borrowed a dragonfruit, which looked delicious and exotic, but it had NO FLAVOR. Like, NOTHING. Water. I mean, I kind of liked it, but why would you pay 5 dollars for a fruit that tastes like water?
Yeah dragonflies tasted like green mushy water. I would never pay for that crap. I also borrowed it all.
Protip: if you go into a fancy store and they have a lemon looking thing called "Buddha's palm" , borrow that shit. Smells so.good. I borrowed 4.
