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Posts That Were Thanked by mmQ

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]


    Chazz Palmerintini
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  2. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Don't talk about my daughter wren.
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  3. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    That depends if he pre-cuts before getting on the the court or tries to manage it just after. I would assume the self-mutilation would be harder in the latter case given that a lot of security would be on him INSTANTANEOUSLY.
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  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Use your imagination. What do you see?

    An itemized list:
    1. Requests for face sitting (for money).
    2. Some "#metoo" talk.
    3. A bunch of uses of the word "nigger".
    4. Some casual misogyny.
    5. More racism.
    6. "A/S/L".
    7. Something I can't even wrap my head around right now: "Well then let him fuck some dude pretending to be a chick on the internet who is really a chick that wants to be a dude in real life."
    8. Back to N-word etiquette.

    And that brings us to about here.
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  5. Why does she look like Rihanna
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  6. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by GGG FULL VERSION

    NOW PLEASE THANKS

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  7. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Nah, not nevermind.

    This is the Argentine Lake Duck, which has a nine inch corkscrew rape penis




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  8. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Op, I appreciate the kind thought
    But plz, stick to posting about sucking codd and hanging out in Sperm bank storage rooms with a silly straw in each hoof

    OK Tara
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Thank you, MQ 🙂
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  10. Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    I want to up my offer to a can of tuna OR salmon daily.*

    Also ad lib/unlimited cat nuts.

    This is a sweet deal Zanny don't pass it up.

    *subject to purring pleasingly when I rub your fur
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  11. Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Kings inspired king sized beds because they were so large from eating abundantly to show off their wealth, but they always have tiny little knobs, the shaft essentially non-existent.

    For the record I'm not saying you're fat.

    Are you talking about a canopy bed? they needed the extra structure attached from their fat asses suffering from diabetes foot syndrome from collapsing inward and the curtains were used to keep the flies and insects from attacking their diabetes sores.
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  12. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I wonder if anyone actually seeks out help with emails like this. Most people probably think it's as stupid as you do.

    Then there's that one blue haired fat bitch...
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  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I really don’t have a problem with punching women in the throat if they can’t control their eggos...


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    BITCH, THAT'S MY WAFFLE!

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  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Dear <college> Community,

    There has been sporadic PG&E power outages affecting <college>. Although the power to the campus has been fully restored, University Police Department and Facilities & Services will continue the monitor the situation throughout the night.

    If you are concerned about your safety, you may call <number> for a UPD CARE Escort. Students who are in need of emotional or psychological support can contact Counseling & Psychological Services. Office hours are 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. Monday through Thursday and 8 am to 5 p.m. on Fridays in the Student Services Building. Call <number> for appointments. Faculty and staff members in need of counseling may call <number>.

    Regards,

    <dude>,

    Assistant VP & Chief of Police, Division of Campus Safety

    Like apparently it's about the power being back on, but over half the email is about consoling people who are literally afraid of the dark. I get that it's CYA boilerplate but if there's a strong breeze blowing they send out an email about getting counseling. A while ago some people wrote "zionists not welcome" in chalk on the ground a couple of places and they sent out a mass notification about the 4 different "safe spaces" on campus and how to get emotional support.

    Like god damn, I have no problem with these things existing in premise but is there really anyone in need of emotional support after someone wrote something they may not agree with?
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  15. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by GGG I agree

    Now respond again



    Originally posted by GGG And again



    Originally posted by GGG And again!



    Originally posted by GGG AND AGAIN



    Originally posted by Octavian snip

    Exactly what I had imagined.

    Originally posted by Zanick I want very badly to post in this thread but I'm not sure. I absolutely—I repeat, absolutely—do not want you to reply if I decide to after all. What do you think I should do?

    You should probably just do it.

    Originally posted by gadzooks

    Nope, but I like it. You can call me Nash Light Six henceforth.
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  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by GGG I think most dudes like hearing a girl with a sweet voice say nice things to them. Whether you choose to be disgusted by the loneliness of it or choose to dissociate yourself enough to enjoy it, is up to you.

    Sure, girl with sweet voice saying nice things is great. If it's a girl who actually knows and cares about you. But this is an internet whore producing content presumably for profit and for a mass audience. When she says I deserve to do something nice for myself she isn't talking to me, she's talking to the abstract demographic she expects to stumble on her videos while looking for something to wank to. It's counterfeit intimacy, satisfying the need to feel loved without anyone actually loving you, but when you realize this video has been watched 300000 times you realize there is zero intimacy here, just weird lonely pandering.

    IDK, I mean I'm not saying I don't see how someone could like it, it's just thinking about it for 3 seconds makes it intensely unlikable to me.
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  18. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Post-ingestive feedback is a term coined by Fred Provenza, who conducted several experiments on nutrition throughout the late 20th century and probably this century too, idk. I'm just going to tell you about one though.

    Essentially, through previous experiments, the idea was postulated that animals/humans base their dietary preferences on what they need the most. To test this, Provenza made some sheep deficient in phosphorous. The idea was that they would prefer food based on the phosphorous content due to their lack of phosphorous.

    He gave them both coconut and maple flavored feed, which did not contain phosphorous. The sheep didn't care for it much, and did not really seem to prefer either one.

    The next step was to pump a phosphorous solution into the stomach of the sheep directly after feeding. This eliminated the variable of them preferring food which actually contained phosphorous, and created a scenario in which their association with phosphorous was with the smell/taste of the food itself, and not an association with the actual taste of phosphorous.

    The sheep who pumped after being fed coconut feed, preferred the coconut feed. Those that were pumped after eating maple feed, tended to prefer the maple feed. They were associating the smell and taste of coconut or maple with a food that was rich in phosphorous.

    Eventually the sheep were no longer deficient, and they went back to having no preference.

    He tried this experiment with calicum and protein, and the results were the same. The sheep preferred whatever flavor of food they associated with actual nutritional value.

    Similar experiments have been conducted on humans, and have turned out the same. We base our preferences off of foods that have nutritional value. Now this doesn't mean "healthy food" it simply means stuff that has what our body needs. If you are deficient in vitamin C and you have already associated oranges with receiving an influx of vitamin C, you will crave oranges, and so on and so forth.

    The problem for humans lie in the inability of our bodies to know when to stop eating certain things. Mainly, fats and sugars, which were such a rarity for pre-civilization humans that we crave it uncontrollably. Back then, we were used to eating to survive. All that extra energy, and all those calories, was incredibly beneficial to stock up on.

    This obviously hasn't translated well into the 21st century, and now we are dealing with obesity because our post-ingestive feedback is based on unhealthy things. Our bodies want to stock up on carbs when we are not deficient, and food manufacturers know exactly what chemical triggers to fire off in order to tap into those cravings. Almost everything nowadays is flavored. Even the raw, "natural" meat in the stores has this flavoring. All the "natural" in "natural flavoring" means is that it originated from a natural source. It does not actually mean that this substance was found and extracted in nature.

    Understanding this link is really important, because it helps you to better understand the patterns and reasons that you crave certain foods. Your body is telling you that you need to eat another jelly donut, but you don't really need it. It's an active battle, and in order to win this battle, you need to train your body into craving foods that are actually good for you. If you eat an apple every time you crave sugar, you will soon begin to crave apples instead of sugar frosted donuts, or other carbs.

    I'm not saying that you shouldn't eat these things, I'm just saying that we shouldn't be eating as much as our body tells us to. Fat people can really get stuck in a loop on this one because their bodies are so accustomed to eating very high fat/sugar diets that it's a hell of a cycle to break. They crave these foods so much more than people who are not fat, because their brains have made the association that these are the foods to go to when they are in need of fat/sugar, and like I said earlier, humans are ALWAYS "in need" of fat and sugar.

    I've been eating considerably less sugar and carbs for like the past year+, and I can say that a lot of the cravings really do go away. It used to be such a struggle for me to eat healthy. I was never overweight (probably should've been) but I would still feel like shit from eating too much sugar, or too many carbs. I still take lots of fats everyday (dat DHA and EPA) but they're the right kind of fats, and not the oily nastiness that you'll find in a frozen strip of Tyson breaded chicken tenders, or in a carton of McDonald's french fries.

    I want to switch to eating sardines or something for my daily fat value, but I don't know if I can stomach them.

    Anyway, /thread.
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  19. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
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  20. Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    What happens if you're watching wrestling, minding your own business, when you feel the quickening and realise you are immortal and another immortal is approaching?

    You're pretty much screwed if you don't even have a sword then.
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