The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2019-02-08 at 8:26 AM UTC

   #7921
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I said DM earlier instead of PM. I did it intentionally but that's the first time I ever used 5hwt term. Dm
   Direct message right? Not personal/private message .
   
   DIRECT M3SSAGE ME .
   
   Is DM the new slang with the college kids now or can I say PM me and they'll know
2. 2019-02-08 at 8:28 AM UTC

   #7922
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I only ask because I have a TORRENT of college kids standing behind me in a semi circle waiting for me to DM them the answer
3. 2019-02-08 at 8:48 AM UTC

   #7923
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I dont know
   
   Your fucking name
   
   So what
   
   Let's fuck
   
   
   Til I learned the censored version of that song has 27 million views and the next closest one which is the lyrics one uncensored has like 2 million
   
   .
   
   Sick world?
4. 2019-02-08 at 8:49 AM UTC

   #7924
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   meow
5. 2019-02-08 at 8:50 AM UTC

   #7925
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Fuck only 385k views not 2 million.
6. 2019-02-08 at 8:53 AM UTC

   #7926
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   jeditube views
   
   3/5 yamahas
7. 2019-02-08 at 10:20 AM UTC

   #7927
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by mmQ I only ask because I have a TORRENT of college kids standing behind me in a semi circle waiting for me to DM them the answer

   
   Tell them the old ways are best. Raven and blood sacrifice are the only acceptable of person-to-person communication
8. 2019-02-08 at 11:33 AM UTC

   #7928
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mmQ I said DM earlier instead of PM. I did it intentionally but that's the first time I ever used 5hwt term. Dm
   Direct message right? Not personal/private message .
   
   DIRECT M3SSAGE ME .
   
   Is DM the new slang with the college kids now or can I say PM me and they'll know

   
   It's a direct message, in that it's not an indirect message. Indirect messages sometimes take days, or even years, to arrive at their destinations. Like a message in a bottle; that is an indirect message. Smoke signals are also indirect. Any old Tom, Dick or Harry can see the damned message before you do, so that's not a direct message. A direct message is more like a punch straight to the face than like a disease which takes your whole family and leaves you for last.
9. 2019-02-08 at 2:38 PM UTC

   #7929
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My great uncle is one of the bighest televalngelists. They spend their money very reasonably though, I think. When they get more, they spend most of it getting more aire time in more places. Lately a lot of short wave radio in North Korea
10. 2019-02-08 at 2:45 PM UTC

    #7930
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Watching pro poker
    
    >He's doin a little algebra now
    >>he was better at algebra than me back in high school
11. 2019-02-08 at 4:24 PM UTC

    #7931
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by CASPER Depends on whether u want max profit or get rid of it quick. Gram 25-40 per. 2 for 70. Ball for 90.

    
    My exact thoughts. Gotta lotta $500 a quarter ounce ass niggas around here 'bout to be so salty they dehydrated !
12. 2019-02-08 at 4:58 PM UTC

    #7932
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mmQ Chootie was my light of the world. I have nothing.
    
    I miss her. I should go to bed.
    
    God I miss her.

    
    You should get another cat dude. I was crushed when I had to put down my first one and felt guilty "replacing" him but then I realized other animals are out there that still need a good home and I ended up adopting two that are siblings. Really helped fill the void.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ, 
    • CASPER
13. 2019-02-08 at 4:59 PM UTC

    #7933
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mmQ SICKBOY.
    
    you're supposed to know him.
    
    
    Thank you

    
    Remember when he got so fucked up on 2CE his wife called an ambulance because he went catatonic and could only shout "WATERGUN" with no other communication?
14. 2019-02-08 at 5:08 PM UTC

    #7934
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by CASPER Tell them it's that Casper cartel dope from cali

    
    Sellin' Casper Cartel glass out the house nigga!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • CASPER, 
    • CountBlah
15. 2019-02-08 at 10:37 PM UTC

    #7935
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I am a trembling, paranoid bunny that needs constant forehead kissing.
16. 2019-02-09 at 7:27 AM UTC

    #7936
    

    CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Is it gay that I like fucking girls in the ass?
17. 2019-02-09 at 7:29 AM UTC

    #7937
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yes
18. 2019-02-09 at 12:25 PM UTC

    #7938
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by CountBlah Is it gay that I like fucking girls in the ass?

    
    Only if her penis swings backwards and hits your ballsack
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra, 
    • CountBlah, 
    • The Self Taught Man
19. 2019-02-09 at 12:32 PM UTC

    #7939
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Solstice Only if her penis swings backwards and hits your ballsack

    
    she doesn't have a boner? you're doing something wrong
20. 2019-02-09 at 12:55 PM UTC

    #7940
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by aldra she doesn't have a boner? you're doing something wrong

    
    Count doesn't use lube
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • CountBlah