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2019-02-17 at 6:51 AM UTC in I am proud to be American.The proud.
The strong.
Come fight us bitch!
Geaymania got so hard faggot slapped tha Mossad is now #1 on top of the Isis and Venezuelas is a blanket show for the curtain pull which will drop each an every American soul into the socialist reality which really wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for who was in the lead which basically sold every industry secret and and capabilities to foreign powers in exchange for global tox tox exp#2-9 , classified 24/09/1970: Never has cared so much to make sure no one shall worry again
Activate now!
Check in,
Look up and hold your ground.
I love you guys.
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2019-02-16 at 1:23 PM UTC in holy fuck i think i just had an ANXIETY ATTACK
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III purple lean GOT ME FUCKED UP
Purple lean got me fucked up
In the Trap House getting drugged up
Your asian girlfriend got you cucked up
Had her kiss my dick, jizz, she sucked up
Pass the Glock, i got it cocked up
Lick shots while drinking likka, chugged up
Cook crack in a pot, junkies got it smoked up
See me doped up, slappin hoes up, slanging dope rock on the road block -
2019-02-16 at 11:14 AM UTC in Lanny, why the fuck did my boss come up talking to me about NIS?I thought that was pretty funny, being from Ohio!
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2019-02-15 at 9:55 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by mmQ Me too. =D
I hope you don't die though. I hope your lungs get damaged to the extent that you can't talk anymore. And when you call 911 for help the police arrive and they think you're faking it because you're making such silly lung noises when trying to tell them what happened i hope they involuntarily commit you to a psych ward where conditions are so bad that it gets so hot in the summer your sweat annoys your skin to such an extent that when you scratch yourself whole parts of it come off. And i hope it hurts so much that you need to scream but you can't. All you can muster are silly lung noises and so you lay there in agony, locked up while the roaches lay eggs in your gaping skin holes. And when the winter comes you lose all your limbs to frostbite until you're just a torso that can't speak, and then, after 20 years of this you finally die of colon cancer. -
2019-02-15 at 9:05 PM UTC in childs play
Originally posted by mmQ The Blair Witch is scarier than Chucky. I could've killed Chucky by the first half off the first movie.
I was one of those fools who was under the impression the Blair Witch project was real, as was everyone else in the theater who was there to see it when I went...at the end everyone shuffled out in stunned silence. I felt so gypped when later on I found it it was all a rouse. -
2019-02-15 at 7:11 PM UTC in Caffeine is a drug and coffee drinkers are simply getting their fix...True story.
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2019-02-15 at 6:55 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
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2019-02-14 at 6:50 PM UTC in 🔪 surgery 🔪Post before-pics (and of course, eventually, after-pics).
Heck, try to get some during-pics. I suppose someone out there has a fetish for cut open boobs. -
2019-02-14 at 4:40 PM UTC in Alaska Air lost my fucking lugguges
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2019-02-14 at 4:08 PM UTC in decided to eat goats butter
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2019-02-14 at 2:35 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2019-02-14 at 2:14 PM UTC in decided to eat goats butter
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2019-02-14 at 2:04 PM UTC in Lanny took away my ability to report postsLol that's funny.
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2019-02-14 at 7:58 AM UTC in Printers WTF?I remember printing the shitty 2000 "version" of the anarchist's cookbook on the family inkjet back in the day and getting in trouble for using all the ink.
I haven't owned a printer since. Just use the library's printer or something, what do people do that they need to have a printer in their home for? -
2019-02-14 at 4:02 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop beating meat
Originally posted by mmQ Uhhhhh. No, there isn't though. Hence my question. The only issue when it comes to faggot Christians forbidding jacking off is LUST of the eyes. There's nothing about spilling seed. Ahahahaha.
Then Judah said to Onan, “Go in to your brother's wife and perform the duty of a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.” But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his. So whenever he went in to his brother's wife he would waste the semen on the ground, so as not to give offspring to his brother. And what he did was wicked in the sight of the Lord, and he put him to death also.
Niggas got capped for that shit back in the day.
Apparently we actually have a moral obligation to impregnate our brothers' wives...? -
2019-02-13 at 5:10 AM UTC in What would you say for the female version of "dont drop the soap"?You ain't gonna need your tray after you munch on my meal!
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2019-02-13 at 1:29 AM UTC in My mom said i can stay up for 1 more hour
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2019-02-12 at 11:06 PM UTC in Further proof I am the most talented man alive...
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2019-02-12 at 7:32 PM UTC in Worst. Hangover. Ever.
Originally posted by mmQ Pfffft. It only gets worse brother.
You bore witness to my debauchery!
I do remember most of my time on Tinychat... Up until some point, at least.
I also woke up to something entirely burnt in the oven (and the oven still on)... I can't even tell what it was it was so badly burnt. -
2019-02-12 at 12:24 PM UTC in Random image thread