Posts by Michael Myers

2017-07-09 at 10:25 PM UTC in Evidence that people from the south are retarded

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

We all knew that, didn't we? Welcome to the forum, OP. I like your username.

2017-07-07 at 9:43 PM UTC in I have the best weed.

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Helemaal niet.

2017-07-07 at 9:38 PM UTC in Sophie

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Originally posted by Sophie Good. Please do not rub your greasy body all over my face.

Brb time to scrub asshole.

2017-07-07 at 9:37 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Originally posted by -SpectraL I was just kidding, Myers. You're OK.

I like you too, Spec.

2017-07-07 at 9:34 PM UTC in There I was, about to rape her ......

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Originally posted by infinityshock never.

there is no rape in my dreams…my mom has her legs spread

FTFY

2017-05-28 at 5:34 AM UTC in So this guy is walking on a quiet country road

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Originally posted by Captain Falcon And he comes across an upturned car on the grass. A little girl with no arms and no legs is sitting on the side of the grass, crying. He goes up to her and asks

"What's wrong, little girl?"

The girl looks up and sob "the car crashed, and my mommy and daddy and grandma and grandpa are dead! I don't know is how it could get any worse!"

The man unzips and says "oh honey, today just isn't your day".

So... let me get this straight. She has NO ARMS, NO LEGS, but she has an ass to sit on?! I call bullshit.

2017-05-28 at 5:33 AM UTC in What kind of punishment should child molesters and rapists get?

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

You think NIS would actually propose actual, harsh punishments for those crimes? The ones who commit those crimes on the daily are right here with us. They wouldn't tell you any good methods to harm them, they'd say shit like.... "Give them some free candy, or something. That will teach them not to be child molesters and rapists."

2017-05-28 at 5:31 AM UTC in My dog ate my tizanidine

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Originally posted by Misteresolved I'll send pics of before and after.

I'm waiting.

2017-05-28 at 5:28 AM UTC in The Autism Quotient Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Funnily enough, I mentioned this test in another thread. I scored 8/50.

2017-05-28 at 5:28 AM UTC in {punk rock is rea

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Only clicked on this thread for the title... don't wanna check that video out. PUNK ROCK IS REAL.

2017-05-28 at 5:27 AM UTC in My dog ate my tizanidine

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

If he is, I'm gonna hafta find ya and kill ya.

2017-05-28 at 5:26 AM UTC in beta vs. Beta

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Originally posted by Lanny

iss=> SELECT username, COUNT(*) AS autisms FROM "ISS_post" JOIN "ISS_poster" AS p ON p.id = author_id WHERE content ILIKE '%autism%' GROUP BY username ORDER BY autisms DESC LIMIT 30;
      username       | autisms 
---------------------+---------
 Malice              |     208
 The Self Taught Man |      97
 Lanny               |      56
 Sophie              |      55
 aldra               |      27
 Bill Krozby                |      27
 cerakote            |      20
 Captain Falcon      |      15
 Dargo               |      15
 SCronaldo_J_Trump   |      14
 hydromorphone       |      13
 thelittlestnigger   |      13
 Enter               |      12
 Discount Whore      |      11
 mmQ                 |      11
 Darth Beaver        |      10
 snab_snib           |      10
 greenplastic        |       9
 1337                |       9
 yum                 |       8
 Kek                 |       7
 Michael Myers       |       7
 Oasis               |       7
 Dissociator         |       7
 reject              |       6
 antinatalism        |       6
 Phoenix             |       6
 Ajax                |       6
 infinityshock       |       6
 Totse 2001          |       5
(30 rows)

Well there's some SQL I never thought I was going to write

This is awfully accurate. I did one of those "How autistic are you?" tests online after it popped up on my Facebook feed, and I scored 8 points. 0 to something below 15 points indicated no signs of autism.

2017-05-28 at 5:24 AM UTC in Join date has changed

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

It went from 24/6/2015 to... whatever/2016. What happened?

2017-05-28 at 5:23 AM UTC in Percent propaganda in media

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

It's all propaganda. Either that, or they air some terrible reality TV programme which corrupts the youth. And for what?

2017-05-28 at 5:21 AM UTC in I'm tired of being bullied

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Originally posted by Malice IIRC a Glock 19 is pretty much the perfect introductory concealed carry weapon. The 9mm subcompact if I have the wrong model. Good stock parts, only modification you may want is to have good night sights installed. Don't buy a gun based on the aesthetics, it isn't an art piece, and ideally you won't be looking at it much.

And suicide isn't a cowards way out, it takes incredible courage to override what is generally our strongest will, the will to live.

lol k

2017-05-28 at 5:21 AM UTC in Risir's Dead

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Originally posted by -SpectraL RisiR! Nooooo!! Not RisiR!! Noooooo…

*celebrates uncontrollably*

FTFY.

2017-05-28 at 5:20 AM UTC in ATTN: Lanny

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Originally posted by Sophie Sophie from two years ago is a huge faggot.

Implying you're still not a huge faggot.

2017-05-28 at 5:19 AM UTC in I'm tired of being bullied

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Pay me a one-time fee of $1,000 and I will get rid of your problem.

2017-03-31 at 1:18 AM UTC in What do you guys think of this song?

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Originally posted by RestStop Damn dude that was fucking uplifting and an awesome song dude. Seriously I loved it.

Glad you dug it!!!

Originally posted by Bill Krozby POSTING IN A MUSCLIM THREAD

Did you listen?

Originally posted by greenplastic that logo is fuckin generic as fuck. didn't listen to the song but from what everyone else saying it also is

Your loss. The song is anything but generic. I watch it at least once a day.

2017-03-31 at 1:16 AM UTC in "The fight for equality"

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

It's like everybody who is not a white, college aged male is being discriminated against.

But this is certainly true. It's a known fact over here that job contractors will throw away a resume without even reading it after reading the Arabic sounding surname.

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