2016-01-15 at 4:25 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I had some older lady hit me up yesterday on this dating site, we chatted it out for a bit, she told me she works for apple from home, and would really like to meet me... (I should read into red flags more, but I've been trying to not have to much paranoia)
We end up meeting at a bar I have only 2 brews because I figure this is going nowhere and I'm going to go smoke with my homie afterwards, I tell her I'm about to leave and she gets very concerned as if her world is falling down, she ask me to drive back to her place. She ends up not letting me fuck her (yet drinks my semen like a good girl) I get my clothes on and tell her I'm about to leave. She gets upset and tells me she wanted me to sleep over. I tell her I figured she didn't want me to, and that I'm going to go to the store real quick to get something to eat and I'll, be back, I end up coming back and we watching "ex machina" and I make jokes about the antagonist being a jedi propagandist, but that flew right over her head and figured I was a real racist. She starts faking sick and tells me to leave because she can't sleep with a stranger in her home while sick, and " sorry i doesn't play mind games" _cough cunt cough_
So I start getting my clothes on she starts freaking out, "what if I said you can stay" and I say "sorry I don't play mind games"
She starts yelling at me to gtfo of her house, and I say "this is a duplex dummy, and anyways you look like this gay dude I know, HTS, I'm outta here"
2016-01-15 at 4:43 PM UTC
Schizophrenia is hell of a drug.
2016-01-15 at 4:51 PM UTC
i dont see the appeal in fucking those nasty hoes
2016-01-15 at 5:26 PM UTC
You should just go gay because girls are just trouble and they aren't very bright either. When dudes hook up off the net its like technology and evolutionary progress. Let's go fuck some hot alien chicks breh
2016-01-15 at 5:50 PM UTC
I'd rather die alone than make a tinder profile
2016-01-15 at 7:17 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Sounds like you're a pussy who would die over taking a small risk.
. But I have my addictions just like anyone else. I have managed to find a few women, jobs, cars that served me well.for awhile.
2016-01-15 at 7:57 PM UTC
I met a nice 23 year old girl a few years ago on MeetMe. We were both skeptical of having one another over to our respective homes so we decided to meet on a street corner roughly halfway between our places. It was the middle of winter so we were all bundled up, and we stood on the corner chatting for a few hours, in the middle of the night. Eventually we went our separate ways and got in touch the following evening. I went to her place and we hung out in her room because it was late and she had roommates that were sleeping. We watched some TV and talked about life. Then, I kissed her, and we partook in some heavy petting. After our petting session I fell asleep and we slept in until the afternoon the next day until I had to go to work. I had walked to her place so I had to walk home and then go to work. I was a little bit behind schedule so I had to basically run home, which was roughly a mile and half from her place. As I started running I was overcome with an overwhelming urge to take a dumpling, so I had to slow down and do that awkward walk for a while, which was making me more behind schedule and likely late for work, so I just decided to shit my pants since I was close to home and likely wouldn't have to deal with anyone who would notice anyway. I ended up being late for work but only by a few minutes. I talked to the girl a few more times but we never met up again, and then we never talked again. I'll never forget the little scraps of shit that fell out of my pants as I ran along the path toward my house. The end.
2016-01-15 at 10:24 PM UTC
Did she smell like cigarettes?
2016-01-15 at 11:30 PM UTC
Iron John says tinder is a jedi mind control race mixer
2016-01-16 at 2:55 AM UTC
Dating sites suck bumpy dicks!
They're fucking dumb.
I've had WAY better luck meeting females, just out and about.
2016-01-18 at 7:47 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
That's really rich, coming from a guy who lives with his parents and claims to have sucked nigger dicks.
