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1. 2016-01-17 at 10:59 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Welcome to the days of olde. Anyone from totse here must reveal themselves to me.
2. 2016-01-17 at 11:04 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Namae wa Saiko Mantisu desu, hisashiburi!
3. 2016-01-17 at 11:22 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Namae wa Saiko Mantisu desu, hisashiburi!

   
   Hisashiburi! Watashi wa... watashi wa...
   
   Ne, Saiko-chan... totemo muzukashii desu. "HTS" doesn't translate/transliterate into anything cute. （；¬＿¬)
   
   
4. 2016-01-17 at 11:24 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Although "ecchi TS" did come to mind, and is probably an accurate description... even if it's not a name.
   
   I even tried to make something cute out of the word for acronym... but "Toji" is a pretty manly name... fuck my life.
   
   Actually fuck that:
   Watashi wa Rikku desu.
   
   (From ryaku, for abbreviation.)
5. 2016-01-17 at 12:03 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ok guys, that's it. This thread is the final nail in the coffin. I can't take it. Too much weeaboo. I will now proceed and kick the stool.
   
   Don't mind me when I hang here.
6. 2016-01-17 at 12:18 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Although "ecchi TS" did come to mind, and is probably an accurate description… even if it's not a name.
   
   I even tried to make something cute out of the word for acronym… but "Toji" is a pretty manly name… fuck my life.
   
   Actually fuck that:
   Watashi wa Riku desu.
   
   (From ryaku, for abbreviation.)

   
   Hai hai Riku-chan, muzukashii desu ne? Sore yori, mata aete hontou ni yokatta.
7. 2016-01-17 at 12:21 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   PS
   
   Wonder how many people here know what Saiko means in japanese (n_n").
8. 2016-01-17 at 12:22 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm glad cancer exists because there is the possibility that you might get it.
9. 2016-01-17 at 12:41 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Could you please shorten the topic title? It's stretching the New Topics page and fucks the layout on my phone.
10. 2016-01-17 at 12:43 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    I'm glad cancer exists because there is the possibility that you might get it.

    
    Urusai, baka no gaijin.
11. 2016-01-17 at 12:51 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    PS
    
    Wonder how many people here know what Saiko means in japanese (n_n").

    
    Google knows all.
    
    

    Could you please shorten the topic title? It's stretching the New Topics page and fucks the layout on my phone.

    
    I can't believe this still fucks people over, more than a decade later and on completely different BBS software. This comment made my day. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAA threads are a proud shitposter tradition. No totse offshoot is complete until the forum gets gaped wider than goatse by that thread title.
12. 2016-01-17 at 12:54 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You're welcome.
13. 2016-01-17 at 2:06 PM UTC

    #13
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    OP is HTS?
14. 2016-01-17 at 2:29 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    OP is HTS?

    
    The one and only. ♥
15. 2016-01-17 at 2:33 PM UTC

    #15
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    You do realize that's not what they use that for, right?
    
    Anyway, welcome!!!!!
16. 2016-01-17 at 2:39 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You do realize that's not what they use that for, right?
    
    Anyway, welcome!!!!!

    
    What's not what they use what for? I'm so confused.
17. 2016-01-17 at 3:09 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I liked this thread better when we were talking in Japanese.
18. 2016-01-17 at 3:20 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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19. 2016-01-17 at 3:28 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I liked this thread better when we were talking in Japanese.

    
    I can't speak Japanese. I had to google for most of what I said. I want to learn, but learning is such a hassle... and I'm so very sleepy. That said, start speaking Japanese some more. It's good having a reason to learn.~
20. 2016-01-17 at 3:36 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    I can't speak Japanese. I had to google for most of what I said. I want to learn, but learning is such a hassle… and I'm so very sleepy. That said, start speaking Japanese some more. It's good having a reason to learn.~

    
    Eto... Ogenki desu ka?