Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2017-10-03 at 1:02 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by mmQ Like Ren and Stimpy?

   
   I don't think anything can beat that cartoon. I watched the first episode of Ricky & Morty, but I couldn't get into it.. so I just stopped, after 10 minutes.
2. 2017-10-03 at 12:58 PM UTC in scron and hts meet up again
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by mashlehash Never seen a picture of you so I can't confidently compare, but I think scron is butt ugly.
   
   Butt ugly…that's from the 90s..haven't used that one in a long while

   
   Trust me, you don't want to see. Where did scron come from anyway? Is he new?
   
   

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I've seen you and yeah, no way. Scron looks like he is a legit burn victim.

   
   If you mean those Facebook pictures.. those aren't pictures of me, but my friends. :P
3. 2017-10-03 at 12:56 PM UTC in Fuck Cuba
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I love Cuba!! Fuck you.
4. 2017-10-01 at 2:03 PM UTC in I'm going to make a grilled cheese with an egg
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I'm glad to hear that!
5. 2017-10-01 at 2:02 PM UTC in Where the movie section at, homeslice?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Your life sounds swell, sincerely. I'd love to do nothing. I have a friend who's in his late 30s, and he doesn't have a job, and he's on welfare. I tell him the same thing, that he's got a great life, but he tells me that I'm wrong. He's frustrated with life because he doesn't have a wife, and all that jazz. And really? English professors are a step up above high school teachers.
6. 2017-10-01 at 2 PM UTC in I hit 7k posts
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Maybe that's because of the way you're positioned... are you laying flat on your back, or sitting in a chair?
7. 2017-10-01 at 1:49 PM UTC in Where the movie section at, homeslice?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I'm quite forgetful.. I don't know what it is that you did before. My former major was International Business & Management, and my current major is English, so I can become a high school teacher. I don't want to do that for the rest of my life, but I want to make sure I can earn some $$ while I study on the side. Before this, last year, I was studying Nursing. But I can't afford to switch it again, unless I go higher up education-wise, because otherwise I'll be too old by the time I'm done with college, I already wasted 3 years of my life.
8. 2017-10-01 at 1:46 PM UTC in I hit 7k posts
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   HA. Nice one.
9. 2017-10-01 at 1:34 PM UTC in Offspring
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I like it when one of their songs get played in American Pie 2.
10. 2017-10-01 at 1:33 PM UTC in Where the movie section at, homeslice?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by mashlehash Yo nigga it's been a minute

    
    Why yes! I started college again for the past few weeks. I actually switched my major, so I'm running behind in my new class. The atmosphere here is different, the kids in my other class were much too uptight for my taste. What do you do nowadays?
11. 2017-10-01 at 1:31 PM UTC in 14-year-old boy stabbed outside #Birmingham mosque...
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I hope he will be fine. :(
12. 2017-10-01 at 1:30 PM UTC in Post the alts you discovered.from the IP bug here.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon What if I am an actual figment of mmQ'd imagination, but somehow I do exist within his mind (because I do feel like I exist) and when he types out these words, they appear to him as some abstract emergence from his thought processes, a clever joke he produces to confuse you, but they're actually me? What if outside of his mind Captain Falcon and his life doesn't exist? What if I am the idea of a wealthy Pakistani man that he made up as a funny persona?

    
    Not possible, I'm actually poor.
13. 2017-10-01 at 1:29 PM UTC in Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I dunno, but he's pretty baller.
14. 2017-10-01 at 1:28 PM UTC in I hit 7k posts
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Thank you, and likewise, mash. How are the kids?
15. 2017-10-01 at 1:26 PM UTC in I'm going to make a grilled cheese with an egg
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    How was it?
16. 2017-10-01 at 1:25 PM UTC in scron and hts meet up again
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Scron is objectively better looking than I am. Wow.
17. 2017-10-01 at 1:24 PM UTC in I hit 7k posts
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by mashlehash I have no life now.
    
    The roles have changed nigga

    
    The balance in the universe has to be maintained..
18. 2017-10-01 at 1:31 AM UTC in I hit 7k posts
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by mashlehash I didn't have that many, but I had a few thousand atleast

    
    Yeah, I had no life back then.... lol. :(
19. 2017-09-30 at 10:15 PM UTC in What's the first sexual thing you saw growing up?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    There was this HTML-based website with a huge list of links that redirected to another page of the same website but then with a different picture or video. I clicked on a link I hadn't clicked on before, and there was just this video of a naked woman who sat on a chair with her legs spread and she was queefing. It was so weird yet funny to me. It still is. I can't for the life of me figure out the website's URL. It wasn't even an NSFW website.
20. 2017-09-30 at 10:09 PM UTC in I hit 7k posts
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm only at 800.... I used to have 17,500 on Zoklet.