Posts by Michael Myers

2017-09-22 at 9:03 PM UTC in List of NIS Users that should be euthanized

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Even me?

2017-07-15 at 3:36 AM UTC in I look like fag

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Post pics.

2017-07-15 at 3:35 AM UTC in alcolololol

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

I don't drink beer, I am on that halal grind. Although my friends do drink non-alcoholic beer when they go out.

2017-07-15 at 3:33 AM UTC in attn: Kinkou

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Kinkou is here? Wasn't she that girl who's pretty cute? Or is this a filthy impostor?

2017-07-15 at 3:32 AM UTC in conor mcgregor is an absolute faggot

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Right after I got out the mosque today, four of my friends (two of them being black) and some other guy from the mosque, were talking about this upcoming fight. I mentioned I wanted Mayweather to win after I checked his Wikipedia page and saw that he never lost. And then the guy who was with us flips out and goes "Nah, fuck that nigger. Arrogant fucking nigger. I hope he fucking loses." And meanwhile I am looking at my black friends and they are like "Lol." Now I want Mayweather to win even more.

2017-07-15 at 3:29 AM UTC in Do you ever feel like you need to masturbate for your health?

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Originally posted by mashlehash Dude I shit posted like 500 posts in a week.
I went into the hospital some time beforehand(lol), and they turned me down to giving me pain medication…probably for the best but eh..

I cyclopsed dirty, filthy women until it stopped.

I kinda missed that haha. But good on ya, shitposting needs to be done. Sucks to hear about the no painkillers thing, though..

2017-07-15 at 3:27 AM UTC in Coming across a porn clip of someone you know/have met.

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Originally posted by NARCassist sorry what? when did you turn into a major faggot?

.

I'm not a faggot. I'm Muslim, so I care about modesty. I don't like sloots. Besides, why care about a stranger's nudes when you won't even get to be with them? See my point?

2017-07-09 at 10:51 PM UTC in Lanny

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Bill Krozby is the real mvp, he does the craziest shit. He would do exactly something like you said, and create a thread about it. Then maybe somehow Panthrax posts in said thread, and suggests they meet up, and they get to have crazy homo sex with each other. Gross. :(

2017-07-09 at 10:50 PM UTC in Do you ever feel like you need to masturbate for your health?

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

I should probably catch up with my shitposting, it's been a while. I'm serious about this following question: how did you get rid of the sexual tension? I want that.

Hahaha, that'd be ridiculous reason to put somebody in a psych ward. But I can relate to what you're feeling, sometimes when I pee standing up, I can feel a sharp, fast pain near my ass. Like, it's not my actual ass, but near it. I just ignore it, I figure if it's serious, it'll be longer-lasting. It's probably a muscle spasm, or something.

2017-07-09 at 10:47 PM UTC in Coming across a porn clip of someone you know/have met.

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

I forgot to mention, this probably doesn't count, but I am a part of a fairly big music group on Facebook, with around 11k members. Some of the people in that group created a spin-off group, for social talk and whatnot. One of the members of the subgroup, added to me an 18+ group, where they all share nudes. Most of it were just topless girls, or even guys showing their dick, and one girl did a full body nude. I quickly left the group, as I didn't like seeing those kind of pictures.

2017-07-09 at 10:42 PM UTC in Coming across a porn clip of someone you know/have met.

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

I had a girl on my Facebook, like a goth-y chick, she added me because she wanted to have as many friends as possible. Flash forward a few years later, and she's a pornstar. She only did a scene or two. That's the only example I can think of. It was an abrupt change in lifestyle, too. First, she was into the metal music scene, and then bam, she's doing porn. People were really concerned because of the drastic lifestyle change, thinking her personal life was all skewed up.

2017-07-09 at 10:38 PM UTC in Do you ever feel like you need to masturbate for your health?

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

By the way, it could possibly be that you're having a severe case of blue balls, that would explain the testicular pain. Does this pain arise when you're feeling especially a lot of sexual tension? Glad you're no longer a mass hermit, I've been a mass hermit as well, practically. Everyone was still attending school, so I had nobody to hang out with, and I didn't want to go downtown by myself. Also glad you're doing much better now!

2017-07-09 at 10:37 PM UTC in Lanny

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

I'm actually kidding, it's not two inches. Mine is just average, haven't measured in a couple of years, but it's not huge. Which I am okay with. It's not like you can shove your entire ten inch ding dong inside a girl, for she can only take the first six inches. Otherwise it becomes too painful. No fun in that, if you ask me.

2017-07-09 at 10:34 PM UTC in Do you ever feel like you need to masturbate for your health?

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Thanks mash, it's good seeing you active on here. And you should probably have that checked out, I don't want you to have prostate cancer.

2017-07-09 at 10:33 PM UTC in can I have my old username back plz?

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Why are you lying to us? Clearly, it's Izzy Dizzyx, not Izzy Dizzy. As punishment, you will keep your current username. You can appeal your verdict in five years.

2017-07-09 at 10:32 PM UTC in Lanny

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

My penis is only two inches, and my testicles are half that size.

2017-07-09 at 10:29 PM UTC in Do you ever feel like you need to masturbate for your health?

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

I do, I heard that not masturbating can give you prostate cancer, and that your hair can fall out due to the levels of testosterone in your body.

2017-07-09 at 10:27 PM UTC in Lanny

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Originally posted by mashlehash I came here for the bitches, the fear and the leather.

This place is a sausagefest, man.

2017-07-09 at 10:27 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Originally posted by 霍比特人 Yeah, I made a joke post on Zoklet when I was 18. One post. They came to my house and did the whole good cop/bad cop routine and saw I was harmless then fucked off. One interesting bit is that they wanted to look through my books.

They read the Zoklet post off to my parents. I remember hearing my brother laugh in the background because he thought it was hilarious. It was nice hearing secret service agents say 'nigger.'

I don't look at all Middle Eastern. Anybody who's seen me can attest to that. For a while a friend called me a terrorist because I had grown out my beard, but I keep my facial hair short now. But that's probably what hydro is trying to play on. It's very obviously a hispanic beard and the only races I have ever been mistaken for were white and once, Korean.

You're §m£ÂgØL? You don't look Middle Eastern, you look more like an overweight Italian, if anything.

2017-07-09 at 10:26 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Originally posted by Lanny I'm really surprised anyone liked that, I thought me and Myers were the only people around here that were into that kind of music. Do you listen to snowing as well?

Guess we got another dude who's into that type of music on this forum! It's been awhile since I've listened to it, it's mainly been pop punk and post-hardcore for me.

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