Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2016-02-07 at 3:13 AM UTC in Why Are Some Muslims in Britain Choosing Sharia?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I am not really down for Sharia law. There's no Sharia law in Pakistan. I think Muslims who want Sharia law are Muslims from the Middle East. The only good thing about Sharia law is that there wouldn't be nudity. I don't like nudity (no homo though). If there was a Sharia law, I wouldn't want it, that means that I'd have to go to an all boys school. I can't have any eye candy on an all boys school.
2. 2016-01-27 at 9:39 PM UTC in Not that I'm a shameless "thanks" whore...
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Then better buy a ticket and come see me. I'm a hot British girl.
3. 2016-01-27 at 9:33 PM UTC in I am the last Poster
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   What's your stance on the rampant sex change epidemic at nigsinspace? HTS, Sharpie, Michael Myers, Bill Krozby… when will it stop?

   
   
   Nigga, what? I had no sex change.
4. 2016-01-27 at 9:31 PM UTC in Would everyone here be interested in a Bill Krozbylet.net?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Nigga, don't be dissing our future admin Bill Krozby.
5. 2016-01-27 at 8:31 PM UTC in Would everyone here be interested in a Bill Krozbylet.net?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Because you've been a proper asshole to me in the past. That and i don't think you have what it takes to run a forum.

   
   HATER. Bill Krozby, don't let this negativity bring you down. I think you will quickly learn the ropes when it comes down to forum management.
   
   
   Also, make sure to add a zoklet theme. Lanny has failed me.
6. 2016-01-27 at 8:28 PM UTC in Not that I'm a shameless "thanks" whore...
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Quantifiable praise is like a drug, nigga.

   
   I had 0 thanks during my entire 4 year long stay at zoklet. ):
7. 2016-01-27 at 5:49 PM UTC in Not that I'm a shameless "thanks" whore...
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Do not fix this. Keep it as it is. The "thanks" system was a stupid idea anyway.. and it's good to know that people actually do care about it, as evidented by this thread.
8. 2016-01-27 at 5:46 PM UTC in Most people in america tend to have little balls
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Are those the militia dudes that asked for care packages but got a bunch of dildos instead? They are awesome.

   
   The note read "Go fuck yourself."
9. 2016-01-27 at 5:45 PM UTC in Would everyone here be interested in a Bill Krozbylet.net?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Heck yeah, Bill Krozby. I'd be in for sure. Make sure to use vBulletin 3 though.
10. 2016-01-23 at 9:32 AM UTC in ATTN: psychomantits
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm glad you like it, Risir. While he's totally ignoring this thread. What a lullo.
11. 2016-01-21 at 10:10 AM UTC in ATTN: psychomantits
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Wat kom je nou sarcastisch doen lullo. Pm je nieuwe nummer.
12. 2016-01-20 at 6:29 AM UTC in ATTN: psychomantits
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Ik check net m'n Whatsapp op m'n andere mobiel, mijn oude mobiel die ik niet meer gebruik. Ik zou geen draadje hebben gestart maar aangezien je op 31 dec als laatst gezien werd, dacht ik het maar even zo te doen voor het geval dat je mij 504405 weken later een berichtje stuurt van "Hey man" terwijl ik al aan mijn achtste mobiel zit.
13. 2016-01-18 at 6:01 PM UTC in Nigga' i am so e-famous you don't even know.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I also like that they don't give you credits.... ):
14. 2016-01-18 at 5:19 PM UTC in Nigga' i am so e-famous you don't even know.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Congrats bro!
15. 2016-01-18 at 5:09 PM UTC in Congratulations Lanny
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Verdomme zeg, kut vBulletin. Krijg virtuele aids.
16. 2016-01-18 at 5:06 PM UTC in WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    I lol'd. Replace every reference to trannies with the word "vampire" and you've pretty much written a horror trope.
    
    Umm… I'm trans, yeah. Why'd she get mad at your cousin? For letting you smoke? Also why were you in Pakistan? Are you Dfg?

    
    Heheh (^:
    
    They got mad at my cousin because I was too young to smoke and he let me do it anyway. Well, I was there to visit my family. I live in Europe but my parents are from Pakistan. I'm not Dfg but he's a dope guy.
17. 2016-01-18 at 4:14 PM UTC in No thread about Bowie yet?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Hitler did nothing wrong.
    
    

    
    >mfw he basically praised Muslims back then
    
    That's why we are the targets now.
18. 2016-01-18 at 4:12 PM UTC in Congratulations Lanny
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    What do you mean, Ris? We are using vBulletin 5 currently. Unless you meant that as "please change the software" but then again that would contradict the last part of your message (you being used to it now).
    
    

    Het is wel iets ingewikkelder, themas hebben met css te maken enzo, en dat heeft weer met programmeren te maken. Het is niet gewoon een plaatje, je weet toch.

    
    Oh jeetje, ik wist niet dat je vanaf het begin moest beginnen. Ik dacht dat je simpelweg alleen de kleurtjes hoefde aan te passen door een andere hex-code op te geven.
    
19. 2016-01-18 at 4:09 PM UTC in WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    ^ "RIP Turd_smasher"? What are you talking about?!?
    
    

    Me: I don't know man, depending on how you look at it: I highlighted my A-ness. beta as fuck.
    
    And considering I'm trans, that makes me… beta and Omega.

    
    Are you trans? When I was in Pakistan, this one tranny got mad at my cousin because I was smoking. I was 15 at the time. They meant no harm but I was just a bit freaked out because it was late at night and it's not like you see a tranny everyday, so yeah.
    
20. 2016-01-18 at 12:52 PM UTC in WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    What question? >_<
    
    Doggamnit.

    
    
    Originally posted by Michael Myers View Post
    You do realize that's not what they use that for, right?
    
    Anyway, welcome!!!!!
    
    
    you: What's not what they use what for? I'm so confused.
    
    
    
    
    Me: Highlighters.