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Posts by Michael Myers

  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by GGG There is no handshake, but there is a secret penis shake. I will PM the diagrams because there are about a dozen steps to it.

    Now I'm sure Bill Krozby is dying to join. But, he called us faggots, so I suppose he has to miss out.
  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Ahhh!

    I'll tell you which villain belongs to which franchise! I love talking about horror movies, I kind of have an obsession. I'm not sure if you can tell! Probably not!

    Michael Myers is from Halloween
    Jason Voorhees is from Friday the 13th
    Freddy Krueger is from A Nightmare on Elm Street
    Ghostface is from Scream
    Leatherface is from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Those are pretty much the holy grail of slashers, although I wouldn't really call the Texas Chainsaw Massacre a slasher franchise. It's a little bit too brutal, compared to the other franchises.

    Final Destination is another horror franchise but I'm not sure if they can be considered as slashers, since there's no masked killer or serial killer, rather, it is death itself that kills; but not in the form of a creature. I personally call movies like these supernatural slashers.

    Another horror franchise I consider as a supernatural slasher is Hellraiser. Pinhead belongs to this franchise.

    There's also a bunch of lesser-known horror movie villains such as The Prowler from the aptly-named movie The Prowler. Or there's Victor Crowley from Hatchet.

    If you have any more questions about specific horror movies, or horror movies in general, feel free to ask! I can talk about this all day long.
  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Octavian Drugs and alcohol have taken their toll somewhat, especially on my insides; but I'm still angel faced buzz cut blue eyes haha.

    Yeah, I remember you as a good looking guy. And then I saw your picture from two years ago; pretty good looking, indeed. Do you do your eyebrows? They looked a bit too clean, but I could be wrong.
  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Octavian
    October
    Halloween
    Friday the 13th
    Michael Myers

    Michael Myers is from Halloween! You have to switch the last two!
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Those were 45 seconds I definitely enjoyed. Thanks for your contribution to the world of music.
  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol your list of 'kool kids' is the the faggot retards on the short bus.

    Watch your mouth, Bill Krozby.
  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by GGG Apparently China banned foreign cheese sometime last year and they started seizing illegal shipments of imported cheese lol.

    Can you imagine how happy those officers were? Confiscating all that high end cheese? Goddamn. It's been months and I still think about how awesome having all that cheese would be.

    Why do people love cheese so much? I don't get it. I mean, it can be good depending on what kind of cheese it is. But, then again, maybe living in a country where the natives are referred to as "cheese-heads" by the non-whites residing in the country, I think I'm just over-exposed to cheese. There was even a local cheese store, and it smelled badly everytime I was passing through. There's also a mini-mall in another town where I frequently go to, and there's also a cheese store that smells badly everytime I pass through. Some even go as far as to say that the natives have "cheesy feet," claiming their feet are smelly. Speaking of which, do you still walk around barefoot?
  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Good question, gadzooks.

    GGG, have you decided yet? My hands are way too shaky, I don't think I'll ever get the secret handshake down, if there is one.
  9. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by mmQ Myers is this your annual one day visit until another 3-4 months passes?

    Haha. No, I'm going to post here everyday now. I want to be an active member again. I started being active yesterday or the day before, I can't remember. My brain's probably melted from sleeping too late and sleeping too little over three years.
  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm glad he got what he deserved, but she will never be able to undo what that f*cker did. I feel bad for women who get raped. We don't call India a "Rape-ublic" for no reason. Exactly one year ago, some hindu zionists gang-raped some 8 year old girl repeatedly because she was from an Islamic family and then smashed her skull, killing her. All this happened inside a temple; the one place her family didn't want to look for her, because they assumed a "holy" place like that would be off-limits even for these hindu zionists, but alas, they were wrong. Some of the men who raped and killed the poor little girl were even high-ranking police officers. Then when the female lawyer for the girl's family wanted to file an official report against the perpetrators; hundreds of citizens came out to protest against it and some even threatened to rape the lawyer. People, if you ever go to India for a holiday, I advise you not to lose sight of your female relatives, acquintances, friends, etc. Even if it's a simple bakery stop across from your hotel. Better safe than sorry.
  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    >magaimg

    I'm not an alt-right cuck, so I wouldn't agree with it. Assuming it's Trump/libercucktarian/etc related, judging from the URL.
  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Sudo I saw a meme the other day that said "Two things you learn as an adult

    1. Everyone does cocaine
    2. Cheese is fucking expensive"

    cocaine is also expensive but people do it to make their heart pump a little bit harder even if they just want to talk about their co-workers. Cheese is a value added product that goes on fucking everything. So much of it crosses borders too I can't wait to hear about the black market cheese trade in Britain post brexit

    also, I'm addicted to opiates and always will be. I shouldn't have made condescending comments to you before about methadone because I literally abuse suboxone sometimes. I think it's objectively better but that's just me

    Cheese is expensive? I buy 8 cheddar cheese slices for 89 cents. Regular cheese slices are sold for around 1 - 2 euros.
  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Dont: Yeah, I know, it's NIS' favorite word.

    Ohfra: Bananas only taste good after they're ripe. Otherwise I don't like the taste.
  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Ghost You know he's a chad because all of his alts have the same name.

    Chads don't spend their time on forums. Heck, Chads don't even know what a forum is.
  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Ahh okay. I'm pretty forgetful, so you might see me ask people stupid questions from time to time. I suppose that's what NEETing for three years in a row does to you. I went from being a wonderkid to an absolute retard.
  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Lanny Yes, that really is a shame since running an internet forum is the only true way to prove that you're an intellectual

    How much do you pay per month so Infinityfaggot can post Bill Krozby' nudes? Are you sure it's worth it?
  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed One. Everytime I make a new MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING account I change the password on the old one to something I can't remember.

    Why not stick to just one? Is it like one of those "I'm out of soylent bottles, time to stock up." situations?
  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I say we let gadzooks in. He's pretty cool in my little Cool Kids Book.
  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Am I the "simple n-word" you are referring to? I'm actually brown, so it should be "simple sand n-word," thanks for understanding.
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by GGG Think about how many times this dude is, of his own volition, looking at Bill Krozby's cock.

    Infinityfaggot just wants Bill Krozby to pound him. I think we should arrange a meeting so he can finally pipe down. Heh... no pun intended.
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