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  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Well said, Magus.


    Magus is saying the truth
  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I don't even remember what the Zoklet theme looked like. I always used the custom Totse one.


    http://web.archive.org/web/20140104130705/http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/index.php?

    There you go.
  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    LOL certainly not u. u cant even get a job LOLLLLLLLLL


    LOL aren't u liek Mexican???? u dont have a real job.
  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    unemployment must really fuckin suck for you bc you are crying really hard right now. i have no idea where anyone else is.

    [insert my previous post here]

    KEK.
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I don't have any ghost experiences, sadly. I wish I had them. And sleep paralysis, but minus the paralysis. I need to be able to move when I see the sickest demon in front of me. I've watched too many horror movies, so I could make up the scariest looking demon with my mind.. and not being able to move would result in me having a heart attack. No thanks.

    didn't happen. ghosts aren't real you fucking retard.

    Who let the 15 year old use the internet without a guardian? Hahaha.
  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    OMFG CUZ FORUM "POWERS" ARE THE ULTIMATE DRUG

    It's sad how low you've sunk. Your butthurt is oozing out of your posts. Where's your buttbuddy Bill Krozby?
  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I don't have my favorite moments, but I do have my favorite episodes. The one with the ship that threatens to destroy the Earth if the captain and Leela don't have sex. And that one episode with Fry's dog. Why aren't they making new episodes?
  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Fuck, I didn't see that. Lanny, close this thread my nigga.
  9. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    If I had my way, I'd ban your dumb ass off this site right now.


    It's probably not the real fanglekai. I'm sure the real one has already killed himself 'cause he lost his powers on a forum. Kek.
  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Cheese & onion. So good.
  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    As stated.
  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I don't have a job yet.... but I'm sure I'll love it. Unless it's one of those part time jobs.
  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    You guys are on that next level shit. Anyway, for my story... I was never really into drugs. It was all about smoking weed at age 15 and 16. So what I did was... play this weed game with two friends (well, the second person wasn't really a friend, but rather a friend of a friend) and in the end I got such a bad trip that I ended up puking underneath a bridge. That's the last time I smoked it. Meanwhile other "friends" were trying to get into XTC. Some of them even got scammed. Hilarious. I'm glad I don't have any junkies as friends.
  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    O NOOOOO like i give a fuck


    Yeah you do hahaha, who's getting "tuff" now, faggot?
  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    holy shit you're such a victim

    CRINGE


    YOU HAVE NO POWERS IN HERE.
  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Because he's a real dumb fuck. Nice enough and all, but dumber than a tree stump.

    Would've been cool if he re-opened it.
  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Does everyone have to have their prostate checked out after (the first time) they have sex?
  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    So why didn't you re-open your forum, Arnox? It was the perfect opportunity.
  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I've always wanted a Zoklet theme since Zoklet shut down (to be honest, the reason I decided to join (besides the rampant shitposting) was because of the theme color) but none of the spin-offs would ever be able to give me that. Hopefully Lanny can do something about this.
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    The first ever unsuccessful TRT.
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