Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2019-01-04 at 2:52 AM UTC in What happened to Sophie/Psychomanthis?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   His name is psychomantits.
2. 2019-01-04 at 2:47 AM UTC in When you look at girls asses, do you look directly at it?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Believe it or not, but I actually don't look at girls' asses. No, I don't look at boys' asses either, because of religious reasons (I'm Islamic). I can't let my lusts take over me. Besides, if I ever get too horny, I can just masturbate. Why look at some random girl's ass, despite how assthetic (err... aesthetic) it may be.
3. 2018-11-01 at 9:03 PM UTC in Saudi Shitlib Reporter goes into Saudi Consulate in Istanbul, doesn't come back out again.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by aldra 1. He was one of theirs, so I don't know what you expected
   2. This was largely driven (and engineered?) by Erdogan, King of the Muslim Brotherhood
   
   but yeah, amusing that chopping up one of the Empire's mouthpieces went so much further than killing hundreds of thousands of Yemenis (through direct military action, blockading food and medical supplies and intentionally destroying critical civilian infrastructure) in stopping the west from enabling them
   
   
   
   
   
   p e e k a b o o

   
   High IQ post, thanks aldra.
4. 2018-11-01 at 8:58 PM UTC in Did you ever do a porno? Would you? Would you get with a porno slut?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Ughhu Christi Mack is super hot

   
   More like super beat up. Both literally and figuratively.
5. 2018-11-01 at 8:57 PM UTC in FUCK YOU
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Technologist Fuck all you that hate people enough to want them dead.
   
   Fuck you jedi haters
   
   Fuck you nigga haters
   
   Fuck you republican haters
   
   Fuck you democrat haters
   
   Fuck you trump haters
   
   Fuck you obama haters
   
   Fuck you woman haters
   
   Fuck you man haters
   
   Fuck you mexican haters
   
   Fuck your muslim haters
   
   Fuck you poor people haters
   
   Fuck you rich people haters
   
   I’m sure I’ve missed some race, ethnicity, religious, or social group of haters.
   
   But fuck you all for hate!
   
   The only thing I hate is hate

   
   Thanks for the support, homeslice.
6. 2018-11-01 at 8:56 PM UTC in What Infinityshock Looks Like?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Exactly like a guy who's been using the fuckmaster assblaster.
7. 2018-11-01 at 8:33 PM UTC in College kids are retards
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I've never been to college and I'm doing just as well if not better than some of them because they are shit asses! The only ones that actually use college towards their advantage are the asians.
   
   I don't see why people use mommy and uncle sams money to go to get a degree in "history" and then just end up working at starbucks, fucking each other with coffee enemas of the state. Like all the girls I meet from the uni in my hood are all feminist and want my cock but after I'm done and get busy doing something else they will message me saying "i should of never given my virginity" even though they would of just gave it to anyone anyways.
   
   I met this girl "rachel" and she's the biggest piece of shit ever, i met her when she was 18 and i was 24. I was in bed just chilling with my pregnant baby mammer and "rachel" text me out of the blue saying she really misses me and I laughed about it and showed her photo to my baby mammer and she my daughters mom said "lol we used to work together" and so I text rachel telling her that and "rachel" immediately text my daughters mom saying Bill Krozby is cheating on you with me, and my daughters mom and I were laughing about it about how dumb she is.
   
   She then got a job washing dogs… and text me that she always loved me. I literally was on imagefap.com (back when i used to jerkoff) and saw a picture of her with out her head, i knew it was her body, and I text her asking her why she does porn now. (i do it for fun not for money)
   
   But i just don't understand why college kids are so dumb.
   
   I learned back on totse in my early years from a text file that you should quit school because it sucks and get your real education, by going to the library, reading french literature, going to the opera, something of the highest order, go see the world, join the army, do something but be a libtard.
   
   Its funny how I've never been to college yet i know all the answers to these questions.
   
   
   

   
   How did you stop? I need help.
8. 2018-11-01 at 8:23 PM UTC in I masturbated 10 or 11 times
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

   
   Absolutely disgusting.
9. 2018-10-31 at 7:55 PM UTC in I masturbated 10 or 11 times
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by mashlehash It's A Gimme'

   
   What does this mean?
10. 2018-10-31 at 7:54 PM UTC in Why do handsome and well tanned individuals feel like they're entitled to enter our country for free?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well yes, that's what makes it his country…duh.
    
    To the victor the spoils etc.

    
    He didn't do shit. All he did was getting popped out of his mom's v, he did nothing to help his savage invading ancestors.
11. 2018-10-31 at 7:53 PM UTC in Are you a suspicious looking/acting person?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm brown, so yeah.
12. 2018-10-31 at 5:58 PM UTC in I masturbated 10 or 11 times
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty … is there any PENIS left?!!

    
    Hahaha yes, of course. I masturbated 6 times in 2.5 hours yesterday. It's time for No Nut November, I clearly need it.
13. 2018-10-31 at 5:56 PM UTC in Why do handsome and well tanned individuals feel like they're entitled to enter our country for free?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    "Your" country? Don't make me laugh, cum skin. Your savage invading ancestors committed genocide and wiped out nearly the entire existing, native population. Anyone else should be able to enter the country freely as a result.
14. 2018-10-29 at 5:54 PM UTC in I masturbated 10 or 11 times
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Ghost Anal fisting
    
    I think I just have a high libido from too much testosterone

    
    I have seen that but it doesn't arouse me at all. I find it rather disgusting. Same with anal.
15. 2018-10-29 at 5:53 PM UTC in I masturbated 10 or 11 times
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Please. 🙄
    
    What kinda porn are u watching to make u go at urself over & over again? Do u time the breaks or that just estimated?

    
    Actually I watch vanilla stuff only, haven't developed any fetishes. And both, I estimate in the beginning and after the third time, I time the breaks.
16. 2018-10-29 at 4:21 AM UTC in I masturbated 10 or 11 times
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol smh

    
    How did you know what my actual initials are?!!!
17. 2018-10-29 at 4:21 AM UTC in I masturbated 10 or 11 times
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    
    
    Hey Bill Krozby! It's been awhile. Hope you're good.
18. 2018-10-29 at 4:21 AM UTC in I masturbated 10 or 11 times
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by POLECAT I kin only nut 7 to 11 times a day and I doubt I still can cuz that was a few years ago

    
    I'm still in my early 20s and I don't have an outlet for my sexual frustration but masturbation. So yeah, I doubt I could do this well into my 50s.
19. 2018-10-29 at 4:20 AM UTC in I masturbated 10 or 11 times
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by mikeyagain
    
    
    Do that shit too much, and you'll end up with blood in your semen.. Orgasms are rough on the boys…

    
    My friend told me that he was masturbating like 5 or 6 times or so and that blood came out. He got freaked out and stopped doing it. Anyways yeah I don't binge that much normally. I usually go for around 5 or 6 faps if I want to quit fapping for the next few days. I'm trying Nofap since 2013.
20. 2018-10-29 at 4:18 AM UTC in I masturbated 10 or 11 times
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by ohfralala Alright little whoadie record it and upload it to xvideos for scientific research then :)

    
    Is it still considered "10-11 times in a row" if I take breaks in-between that vary from 15 to 45 minutes? It's a genuine question. English is my third language. Also does it really sound impossible? Some guy told me he jerked off 16 or 17 times in 20 hours.