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OFFICIAL Cool Kids Club registry

  1. 2019-03-07 at 12:17 AM UTC
    #1
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Current members:

    Micheal Myers

    gadzooks

    Zanick

    Technologist



    *IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN, PLEASE POST YOUR QUALIFICATIONS BELOW*
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. 2019-03-07 at 12:18 AM UTC
    #2
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I used to be a member of the Burger King Kids Club... Can I join this one too?
  3. 2019-03-07 at 12:21 AM UTC
    #3
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I say we let gadzooks in. He's pretty cool in my little Cool Kids Book.
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  4. 2019-03-07 at 12:31 AM UTC
    #4
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Gadzooks, you are in. Welcome :)
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  5. 2019-03-07 at 12:43 AM UTC
    #5
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Is there a secret handshake?
  6. 2019-03-07 at 12:45 AM UTC
    #6
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Good question, gadzooks.

    GGG, have you decided yet? My hands are way too shaky, I don't think I'll ever get the secret handshake down, if there is one.
  7. 2019-03-07 at 12:46 AM UTC
    #7
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Is there a membership fee? Asking for an enemy.
  8. 2019-03-07 at 12:59 AM UTC
    #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lol your list of 'kool kids' is the the faggot retards on the short bus.
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  9. 2019-03-07 at 1:05 AM UTC
    #9
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol your list of 'kool kids' is the the faggot retards on the short bus.

    So for you the cool kids have their dick posted all over the place?
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  10. 2019-03-07 at 1:06 AM UTC
    #10
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol your list of 'kool kids' is the the faggot retards on the short bus.

    Watch your mouth, Bill Krozby.
  11. 2019-03-07 at 1:10 AM UTC
    #11
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Good question, gadzooks.

    GGG, have you decided yet? My hands are way too shaky, I don't think I'll ever get the secret handshake down, if there is one.

    There is no handshake, but there is a secret penis shake. I will PM the diagrams because there are about a dozen steps to it.
  12. 2019-03-07 at 1:17 AM UTC
    #12
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by GGG There is no handshake, but there is a secret penis shake. I will PM the diagrams because there are about a dozen steps to it.

    Now I'm sure Bill Krozby is dying to join. But, he called us faggots, so I suppose he has to miss out.
  13. 2019-03-07 at 1:21 AM UTC
    #13
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    lol cool kids club...

    More like faggot kids club.

    I'll pass. I don't join any clubs or get involved in any such faggotry.
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  14. 2019-03-07 at 1:23 AM UTC
    #14
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone lol cool kids club…

    More like faggot kids club.

    I'll pass. I don't join any clubs or get involved in any such faggotry.

    We know you hate us 'cause you anus.
  15. 2019-03-07 at 1:24 AM UTC
    #15
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Watch your mouth, Bill Krozby.

    no u, all the tye die t-shirts in the world couldn't make you or op kool at all
  16. 2019-03-07 at 1:27 AM UTC
    #16
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby no u, all the tye die t-shirts in the world couldn't make you or op kool at all

    Is that why you're ignoring my texts, Bill Krozby?
  17. 2019-03-07 at 1:36 AM UTC
    #17
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Erekshun Is there a membership fee? Asking for an enemy.

    Membership is completely free :)
  18. 2019-03-07 at 1:37 AM UTC
    #18
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone lol cool kids club…

    More like faggot kids club.

    I'll pass. I don't join any clubs or get involved in any such faggotry.

    Yeah I know. You only shoot heroin and sleep homeless on benches.
  19. 2019-03-07 at 2:21 AM UTC
    #19
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I would like to submit my application for the Kool Kids Klub to consider, and I believe that I am uniquely qualified. My accomplishments are the following:

    My life's work has been mental illness and substance abuse, and I have succeeded in making each fuel the other to enjoy a steep decline over the past several years. During this journey, I have battled zombie children in the forests and in the streets and I have slain them all. I have weaponized vehicles with benzodiazepines in what I can only describe as a revival for the sport of jousting. I have vanquished my evil sister, and I'm currently wearing her hide for warmth outside in a dumpster that I rent out to a raccoon, who pays me in garbage. Together we host a channel on a porn website that I won't disclose for sake of privacy. I don't have any answers for anybody about anything, so don't ask.
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  20. 2019-03-07 at 2:50 AM UTC
    #20
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Zanick I would like to submit my application for the Kool Kids Klub to consider, and I believe that I am uniquely qualified. My accomplishments are the following:

    My life's work has been mental illness and substance abuse, and I have succeeded in making each fuel the other to enjoy a steep decline over the past several years. During this journey, I have battled zombie children in the forests and in the streets and I have slain them all. I have weaponized vehicles with benzodiazepines in what I can only describe as a revival for the sport of jousting. I have vanquished my evil sister, and I'm currently wearing her hide for warmth outside in a dumpster that I rent out to a raccoon, who pays me in garbage. Together we host a channel on a porn website that I won't disclose for sake of privacy. I don't have any answers for anybody about anything, so don't ask.

    Zanick, I'm going to be very honest here... I am sorely disappointed by you. How dare you even question it?! You're one of the coolest people on here. It wouldn't be a real Cool Kids Club if it weren't for your membership.
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