Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2019-03-07 at 2:52 AM UTC in Summer is over
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny wake me up when september ends

   
   Wake up, idiot. It's already March.
2. 2019-03-07 at 2:51 AM UTC in OFFICIAL Cool Kids Club registry
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Erekshun I am revoking my application.

   
   You're officially erekSHUNNED from the group.
3. 2019-03-07 at 2:51 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by GGG You are VERY unlikely to step on a scorpion. They spend most of their time underground or underneath rocks. And they're also largely nocturnal.
   
   I'm far more worried about coming up on a snake. Fuck snakes.

   
   Snakes are kind of cute, though, aren't they?
4. 2019-03-07 at 2:50 AM UTC in OFFICIAL Cool Kids Club registry
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Zanick I would like to submit my application for the Kool Kids Klub to consider, and I believe that I am uniquely qualified. My accomplishments are the following:
   
   My life's work has been mental illness and substance abuse, and I have succeeded in making each fuel the other to enjoy a steep decline over the past several years. During this journey, I have battled zombie children in the forests and in the streets and I have slain them all. I have weaponized vehicles with benzodiazepines in what I can only describe as a revival for the sport of jousting. I have vanquished my evil sister, and I'm currently wearing her hide for warmth outside in a dumpster that I rent out to a raccoon, who pays me in garbage. Together we host a channel on a porn website that I won't disclose for sake of privacy. I don't have any answers for anybody about anything, so don't ask.

   
   Zanick, I'm going to be very honest here... I am sorely disappointed by you. How dare you even question it?! You're one of the coolest people on here. It wouldn't be a real Cool Kids Club if it weren't for your membership.
5. 2019-03-07 at 2:48 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Octavian I actually respect the Taliban, that is, the Soviet bashing OGs.
   
   Ahmad Shah Massoud is someone I looked upto as a teenager, reading about the struggle and aftermath of the soviet invasion and Taliban rule. A true unsung Islamic hero that was tragically killed too soon.
   
   C'est la vie
   
   https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmad_Shah_Massoud

   
   I'm a little skeptical about him. While he was anti-Taliban (post-Soviet surrender), I have a gut feeling that he would have joined the Mujahideen if he knew what the Americans were doing today. The reason I am skeptical about him is because nearly every Afghan in the west idolizes this man. And the problem with these Afghans is that they are degenerate as f*ck, so that's why I'm skeptical about him; in my mind, if people look up to you; it's because they can relate to you, but I hope I'm wrong. I'm very much pro-Taliban myself; I hate America with a burning passion, so everytime US soldiers get PWN'd, it feels like a little bit of justice has been done for all the crimes they've committed. But, believe it or not, the Taliban even wishes the American people would not send their sons to battle for a war that is not even theirs. But, of course, mainstream media would never say that.
6. 2019-03-07 at 2 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by GGG I've walked barefoot through forests, jungles, and deserts, and have yet to step on anything. I am invincible.

   
   A new challenger appears: a scorpion!
7. 2019-03-07 at 1:58 AM UTC in White people have never been subject to discrimination or racism
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by GGG You have friends??!?!?

   
   I do! Back in high school, I even had female friends. Now I just hang out with guys only, though.
8. 2019-03-07 at 1:56 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Octavian So true. It's a shakesperian-esque paradox of sorts. What only we create not only affects us, but goes forth and creates something worse that has the capability of destroying us.

   
   Pretty much. What still baffles me about mainstream media is that they're still, after all these years, portraying the Taliban as some sort of rebelious terrorist group. They're a genuine government; much like they were for 5 years before the US invaded and occupied Afghan soil. They've since then modernized quite a bit throughout the years. To dismiss them as a terrorist group makes no sense, but the American and western public eat it up. Critical thinking is something they lack, unfortunately.
9. 2019-03-07 at 1:52 AM UTC in I got bit by steven crowders lil bromo
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by GGG Only shitheads get injured as regularly as Bill Krozby does.

   
   I can confirm, I was a little shithead and I had plenty of injuries. I even broke my nose twice.
10. 2019-03-07 at 1:37 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Octavian https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2016/10/23/middleeast/mosul-iraq/index.html

    
    Ahh, you're right. "Turkey says it provided troops, weaponry to assist the Peshmerga in Bashiqa." I like it when these CIA assets get crushed. Did you know? In Afghanistan, the Taliban was about to completely annihilate the Daesh scum, only for them (Daesh) to be rescued by the Afghan National Army using American-made helicopters? But, that should come as no surprise to you; the current "government" in Afghanistan is but a mere puppet regime installed by its daddy the USA. The US was simply protecting its own assets; using their other assets. Shit's crazy.
11. 2019-03-07 at 1:34 AM UTC in I got bit by steven crowders lil bromo
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Make sure to send me pictures of it through WhatsApp!
12. 2019-03-07 at 1:27 AM UTC in What type of women are you most attracted to?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I don't have a type.
13. 2019-03-07 at 1:27 AM UTC in OFFICIAL Cool Kids Club registry
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby no u, all the tye die t-shirts in the world couldn't make you or op kool at all

    
    Is that why you're ignoring my texts, Bill Krozby?
14. 2019-03-07 at 1:26 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Octavian My barber, who is a former peshmerger fighter against those heretic idolatrous paedophile scum ISIS; is fluent with the blade.
    
    
    I tip him well.

    
    Are you sure he's Peshmerga? I thought Peshmerga fought against the Turkish army; not Daesh, which is a CIA proxy group and I hate them too, mind you. I could be wrong about Peshmerga fighting Turkish forces. I've been told by many people that I look Kurdish, by the way.
15. 2019-03-07 at 1:23 AM UTC in OFFICIAL Cool Kids Club registry
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by hydromorphone lol cool kids club…
    
    More like faggot kids club.
    
    I'll pass. I don't join any clubs or get involved in any such faggotry.

    
    We know you hate us 'cause you anus.
16. 2019-03-07 at 1:23 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by GGG I walk around barefoot when it's reasonable. Like if I'm at home or camping or something. I don't go for walks barefoot anymore but I sometimes take my shoes off if it's muddy and I'm in the woods. Pretty much if it's not cold I'm barefoot.
    
    I love those stinky cheeses by the way. Hard cheese pairs so well with most foods, imo. I have like a year worth of cheese wheels in my freezer.

    
    What if there's some venomous insect crawling through the mud and you step on it? No more posts by GGG anymore, feelsbadman.jpg
    
    I dunno how you can like that awful stench, but each to their own, I suppose. I'm sure you don't like the smell of gasoline, while I do.
17. 2019-03-07 at 1:22 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Octavian My fellow Dukes, GGG, Sudo, Myers.
    
    In regards to a post I made yesterday. I just fucked a girl and although we talked about getting wired, we didn't persue cocaine post coitus.
    
    Just thought I would confirm my theory.
    
    Carry on.

    
    You met that bird on tinder?
18. 2019-03-07 at 1:20 AM UTC in I have the song I wrote yesterday stuck in my head
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm looking forward to hearing it. GGGet it, tiger!
19. 2019-03-07 at 1:20 AM UTC in Everyone Agrees with this, right?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by GGG Been two years and Trump supporters still bitch about the largely irrelevant Hilary Clinton.

    
    She isn't even going to run as a presidential candidate.
20. 2019-03-07 at 1:18 AM UTC in I got bit by steven crowders lil bromo
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Left hand: BILLK
    
    Right hand: ROZBY