Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2023-04-19 at 1:36 PM UTC in Unban well hung
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   So yeah I can see why they didn't deliver the punchline.
2. 2023-04-19 at 1:36 PM UTC in Unban well hung
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   And the answer was, after googling around, I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
3. 2023-04-19 at 1:35 PM UTC in Unban well hung
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   That reminds me of a joke I heard on a television show where they wouldn't say the answer. So basically the joke was.... what's the difference between peanut butter and jelly?
4. 2023-04-19 at 1:35 PM UTC in Unban well hung
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I have an on-and-off relationship with peanut butter. Sometimes I love it, then I start to hate it and then later I come to love it again. Currently loving peanut butter.
5. 2023-04-19 at 1:34 PM UTC in proving the proud boys are an FBI disinfo campaign
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Banana Muffin Mix "alt right"
   
   aka
   
   anything not extreme left

   
   Uhhh some alt-right turd shot up people in a mosque in New Zealand and alt-right circles were celebrating it. I'm not with those guys either because they'd literally kill me, if given the chance. Then again, so might a liberal when I say I don't stand for LGBT+, abortions and other sorts of degeneracy (albeit I don't care if other people do these things.. I just don't support it).
6. 2023-04-19 at 1:33 PM UTC in Going to Ohio in May
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Pretty excited. €200 return is pretty good. Those are 2003 era rates. Going to spend the week at the end of May in Ohio, flying into Cleveland.
   
   Going to rent a car, want to see the nigger ruined areas of Detroit, where Fona lives, Chicago, and maybe even Toronto.
   
   I'm not going near New York, where my relatives live. Fuck those guys.

   
   Uhhh wait why are you using the euro sign? I thought you were already American.
7. 2023-04-19 at 1:32 PM UTC in interesting turn of events in poland guys
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Banana Muffin Mix I am destroyer of society

   
   I thought you were Banana Muffin Mix? So you are nothing but a liar!
8. 2023-04-19 at 1:31 PM UTC in Change of plans
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Kafka Is it because of meds? You can get Botox in your smile lines if your face is too expressive, that's the only case when it's recommended.

   
   No, I'm not on any meds whatsoever. I just have a problem with controlling my facial muscles in most situations. I'd like to have a conversation with someone for an hour straight without smiling once. It seems impossible. Also, are you talking about "nasolabial folds" by any chance, when you are talking about smile lines?
9. 2023-04-19 at 1:28 PM UTC in Unban well hung
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I never buy unhealthy dognuts…but Shipley donuts is the "popular" one here in my area…lets see on their website.
   
   
   Classic Glazed
   
   $1.39
   
   190 Calories
   
   A light and fluffy, golden brown, carefully-glazed, hand cut, dream do-nut. Served hot–the Shipley way.
   
   Of course if you go to wallyworld you can get a dozen for like $4

   
   Jeeeeez. That's more expensive than I thought. But they are probably freshly-made, whereas the ones sold in dozens are made overnight. I sort of expected them to be sold for $0,25 per piece or something like that. I'm already aware how cheap junk food is in America or at least it used to be that way. I read online that it was the reason why people were obese over there because healthy food was expensive and unhealthy food was cheap.
10. 2023-04-19 at 1:26 PM UTC in Unban well hung
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I hate to disappoint, but the M is a word that stands for "Beloved." The irony!
11. 2023-04-19 at 1:25 PM UTC in Unban well hung
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I bet you thought my full name was Sheikh Muhammad Hterrorist, didn't you?
12. 2023-04-19 at 1:25 PM UTC in The official horror thread
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Duuuuuude I loved the Toxic Avenger. I know that one's also produced by the same company. I'm definitely gonna give it a watch. Heck, might even watch it today. But first I must finish this trilogy. I do have 600mcg of designer drugs laying around but I swore off any sort of intoxicant after my third and last trip made me puke in my bed. I am sure I can enjoy it while sober.
13. 2023-04-19 at 1:23 PM UTC in proving the proud boys are an FBI disinfo campaign
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    People like me have no side to be on, really.
14. 2023-04-19 at 1:23 PM UTC in proving the proud boys are an FBI disinfo campaign
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'd say I fall under right-wing as well, but I don't wanna go "buddy buddy" with people who hate me because of my religious beliefs. Then again, I don't want to go "buddy buddy" with people who pretend to accept me but actually hate me because of my social views due to religious beliefs.
15. 2023-04-19 at 1:22 PM UTC in proving the proud boys are an FBI disinfo campaign
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Ghost Latino
    

    
    Based Latinos.
16. 2023-04-19 at 1:21 PM UTC in Unban well hung
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson SMH, poor folk.

    
    Also how much do they cost over there in the States?
17. 2023-04-19 at 1:21 PM UTC in Unban well hung
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson SMH, poor folk.

    
    Those are actually my initials and I'm not even joking.
18. 2023-04-19 at 1:20 PM UTC in Bus time.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    He was great in Halloween 8.
19. 2023-04-19 at 1:20 PM UTC in The official horror thread
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Currently watching the sequel to the earlier movie I talked about. This one is called Fear Street 1978 and it's also released in 2021.
20. 2023-04-19 at 1:19 PM UTC in interesting turn of events in poland guys
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Get a vasectomy and don't tell anyone.
    
    "I dunno what the problem is babe, maybe it's you, lets just keep trying…"

    
    I do like your way of thinking, however. At the same time, I'd feel bad, because it makes me a liar. Then again, if it's for the greater good, it is not something I should feel bad about.