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1. 2023-04-19 at 1:21 PM UTC

   #41
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson SMH, poor folk.

   
   Also how much do they cost over there in the States?
2. 2023-04-19 at 1:22 PM UTC

   #42
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   M stands for Muhammad, guaranteed
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   • Bradley
3. 2023-04-19 at 1:25 PM UTC

   #43
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I bet you thought my full name was Sheikh Muhammad Hterrorist, didn't you?
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   • aldra
4. 2023-04-19 at 1:26 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Also how much do they cost over there in the States?

   
   I never buy unhealthy dognuts...but Shipley donuts is the "popular" one here in my area...lets see on their website.
   
   
   Classic Glazed
   
   $1.39
   
   190 Calories
   
   A light and fluffy, golden brown, carefully-glazed, hand cut, dream do-nut. Served hot--the Shipley way.
   
   Of course if you go to wallyworld you can get a dozen for like $4
5. 2023-04-19 at 1:26 PM UTC

   #45
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I hate to disappoint, but the M is a word that stands for "Beloved." The irony!
6. 2023-04-19 at 1:28 PM UTC

   #46
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I never buy unhealthy dognuts…but Shipley donuts is the "popular" one here in my area…lets see on their website.
   
   
   Classic Glazed
   
   $1.39
   
   190 Calories
   
   A light and fluffy, golden brown, carefully-glazed, hand cut, dream do-nut. Served hot–the Shipley way.
   
   Of course if you go to wallyworld you can get a dozen for like $4

   
   Jeeeeez. That's more expensive than I thought. But they are probably freshly-made, whereas the ones sold in dozens are made overnight. I sort of expected them to be sold for $0,25 per piece or something like that. I'm already aware how cheap junk food is in America or at least it used to be that way. I read online that it was the reason why people were obese over there because healthy food was expensive and unhealthy food was cheap.
7. 2023-04-19 at 1:34 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
   ive been eating peanut butter on a spoon
8. 2023-04-19 at 1:35 PM UTC

   #48
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I have an on-and-off relationship with peanut butter. Sometimes I love it, then I start to hate it and then later I come to love it again. Currently loving peanut butter.
9. 2023-04-19 at 1:35 PM UTC

   #49
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   That reminds me of a joke I heard on a television show where they wouldn't say the answer. So basically the joke was.... what's the difference between peanut butter and jelly?
10. 2023-04-19 at 1:36 PM UTC

    #50
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    And the answer was, after googling around, I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
11. 2023-04-19 at 1:36 PM UTC

    #51
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    So yeah I can see why they didn't deliver the punchline.
12. 2023-04-19 at 1:36 PM UTC

    #52
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Michael Myers That reminds me of a joke I heard on a television show where they wouldn't say the answer. So basically the joke was…. what's the difference between peanut butter and jelly?

    
    supposed to be the difference between jelly and jam
13. 2023-04-19 at 1:37 PM UTC

    #53
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    or peanut butter and jam I guess, but it's jam that makes the punchline work
14. 2023-04-19 at 1:37 PM UTC

    #54
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Jeeeeez. That's more expensive than I thought. But they are probably freshly-made, whereas the ones sold in dozens are made overnight. I sort of expected them to be sold for $0,25 per piece or something like that. I'm already aware how cheap junk food is in America or at least it used to be that way. I read online that it was the reason why people were obese over there because healthy food was expensive and unhealthy food was cheap.

    
    Well like I said if you get the premade ones at walmart or such you can get a dozen for under $5
15. 2023-04-19 at 1:46 PM UTC

    #55
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra or peanut butter and jam I guess, but it's jam that makes the punchline work

    
    Yes, that. Thanks for correcting me.
16. 2023-04-19 at 1:47 PM UTC

    #56
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well like I said if you get the premade ones at walmart or such you can get a dozen for under $5

    
    You know, I am normally glad to live in Europe and not America... but this is one of those moments where I wish I was American.
    
    For the donuts!
17. 2023-04-19 at 1:47 PM UTC

    #57
    

    Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    for $5 I can make like , an amount of cookies
18. 2023-04-19 at 1:51 PM UTC

    #58
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    But I don't want cookies! I want donuts. Also, I found out that the word cookie comes from the Dutch word koekje which means cookie. So that's a Dutch word, really.
19. 2023-04-19 at 1:52 PM UTC

    #59
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Banana Muffin Mix for $5 I can make like , an amount of cookies

    
    Yeah but who'd eat them...talk about cooties.
20. 2023-04-19 at 1:56 PM UTC

    #60
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    "Cooties is a fictitious childhood disease, commonly represented as childlore."