Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2023-04-19 at 2:11 PM UTC in proving the proud boys are an FBI disinfo campaign
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Yeah funny you mention that because the dude I was talking about was also standing up. I even remember the weather from that day. The skies were grey.
2. 2023-04-19 at 2:10 PM UTC in Change of plans
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by frala Well coming from someone who’s been peddling boudin and lives in the 3rd worst state this is understandable

   
   You live in America?
3. 2023-04-19 at 2:09 PM UTC in Change of plans
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Agreed
   
   

   
   Just look at that EVIL grin on her face. She-devil.
4. 2023-04-19 at 2:08 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by aldra k-pop stars get groomed from like 5

   
   That young? Sheesh. All I know is they got a crazy schedule. I definitely wouldn't want to be a k-pop star.
5. 2023-04-19 at 2:08 PM UTC in interesting turn of events in poland guys
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I didn't know you were Polish.
6. 2023-04-19 at 2:07 PM UTC in The official horror thread
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Back on Zoklet I did host Zoklet Movie Parties as they were called. We had a little crew and we'd watch cheesy horror movies together. But yeah that sounds nice, we can make it happen. Just need to decide on a day and what time and also what movie. We would usually decide in the thread itself. Fun times.
7. 2023-04-19 at 2:05 PM UTC in The official horror thread
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   My lonely ass thought you wrote "we should really get married" and I got excited for like half a second.
8. 2023-04-19 at 2:05 PM UTC in Unban well hung
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Or perhaps I should have written "I think nut!" as to emphasize the different styles that cookies can have.
9. 2023-04-19 at 2:05 PM UTC in Unban well hung
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I think not!!
10. 2023-04-19 at 2:02 PM UTC in Change of plans
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Also known as "wtf is that watery shit"

    
    People offering it to you are EVIL.
11. 2023-04-19 at 2:01 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Michael Myers I'm thinking about whether or not I should sleep. It's almost (or already) 11am and I woke up late today at 3am. I could stay up the entire day and sleep after the pre-dawn meal which comes past midnight. Or I could sleep now. I don't know. We shall see.

    
    I decided not to sleep. It's 4pm now. Or 4:01pm to be precise.
12. 2023-04-19 at 2 PM UTC in proving the proud boys are an FBI disinfo campaign
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Banana Muffin Mix I see people smoking METH AND CRACK in public parks and I don't call the police.
    
    If they see me and start jhiding shit I Just give them a thumbs up and say "fuck the goberment" and they are always happy to hear it like YEEAAH!!!!
    
    one time I saw a homeless guy breaking into cars and he told me all the stuff he stole (he was high out of his GORD)
    
    I handed him the rest of my pack of cigs and said "Today you have learned a valuable lesson, soemtimes crime does pay" and he was like "YEAH FUCK YEAH BRO!!! IM GONNA GO HIT MORE CARS"
    
    Anyone who destabilizes the system is an ally in my books

    
    LOL. I have never seen someone smoke that. Well, except for one time when I was in high school. Basically I was hanging out in the town of my high school and more specifically in a park and we were just filming something for class and there was some white dude watching us from afar. Everyone except me was white, by the way. Anyway I dunno how but we started talking and basically he was saying he is smoking crack right now and he was warning us all not to ever smoke crack like him. I now remember he said he just got out of jail or escaped from it and he was on the run from the cops or something. I remember looking into his eyes and his pupils were super dilated. Normally I forget things so it's funny to see I remembered the last portion and this story overall.
13. 2023-04-19 at 1:57 PM UTC in Change of plans
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'd say no, too.
14. 2023-04-19 at 1:57 PM UTC in Change of plans
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson and grits
    
    I still don't know that the fuck grits are after living here for 26yrs…I just know when asked if I want them I always say "NO" based purely on the name alone.

    
    "Grits are a type of porridge made from boiled cornmeal."
15. 2023-04-19 at 1:56 PM UTC in Unban well hung
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    "Cooties is a fictitious childhood disease, commonly represented as childlore."
16. 2023-04-19 at 1:55 PM UTC in interesting turn of events in poland guys
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Banana Muffin Mix Banana muffins are the #1 covert way to destroy civil society
    
    
    
    
    
    I threw a brick at their window later that day, SMASH THE GLASS CEILING!!! DEESTROY WESTERN CAPITALIST SOCIETY
    
    WITH BRICKS
    
    
    BRICS

    
    I give banana muffins my full support.
17. 2023-04-19 at 1:54 PM UTC in Change of plans
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka I bet that simp slur started in America, it would make sense for them to see being civilised as a bad thing.

    
    It did. Simp is actually an abbreviation and it stands for "suckas idolizing mediocre pussy" that's as American as it gets.
18. 2023-04-19 at 1:54 PM UTC in Change of plans
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Oh it does.

    
    I agree. The disability of thinking ahead in time. All they care for is the present.
19. 2023-04-19 at 1:52 PM UTC in Change of plans
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My experiences of living here for 26yrs is quite the opposite…people are very friendly here, you can't walk down the street without pretty much everyone wishing you a good morning, people talking to you in the store/waiting rooms/public transport etc.
    
    Back in England if ANYONE spoke on the bus everyone else thought that person was a nutter.

    
    Hang on, you moved from England to America? Interesting. I thought you were born and raised in America.
20. 2023-04-19 at 1:52 PM UTC in Change of plans
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Banana Muffin Mix when I see some single mommy get on the 6pm bus filled with people coming from work and she has 20 walmart bags and a fucking stroller
    
    fuck stroller zombies
    
    and the kid is screaming/ running around / multiple kids
    
    and now everyone has to get up THE BUS IS FUCKING FULL LADY. Fuck people who bring strollers on public transport, they need to be lined up and shot.
    
    https://www.reddit.com/r/antinatalism/comments/ffw47n/should_you_give_up_your_seat_to_mothers_with/
    
    "Having a kid doesn’t warrant a disability either. Fuck her and her kid. I would have kept my ass planted. I didn’t put the kid in you and make you have to take the bus. Take that up with that dipshit you let nut in you. "
    
    

    
    Anti-natalism is based. Reddit is not based.