Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2023-04-19 at 1:18 PM UTC in interesting turn of events in poland guys
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Get a vasectomy and don't tell anyone.
   
   "I dunno what the problem is babe, maybe it's you, lets just keep trying…"

   
   I was actually reading up on men getting a vasectomy and many of them have genitalia-related problems, even years after having the procedure done. It's called "post-vasectomy pain syndrome." Plus I'm generally against the idea of having to go under the knife. I must find another way~!
2. 2023-04-19 at 1:16 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   
   
   
   Don't judge me.
3. 2023-04-19 at 1:15 PM UTC in Change of plans
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When you feel an uncontrollable urge to be happy and laugh just think "I'm Kafka, I'm Kafka, I'm Kafka, I should kill myself, I'm Kafka" until the feeling goes away.

   
   Yeah. So reading this, basically I laughed again. I am truly a lost cause. Perhaps I should try not to fight it but rather embrace it.
4. 2023-04-19 at 1:15 PM UTC in interesting turn of events in poland guys
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson NOT having kids seems the obvious one

   
   Fuck yes. I'm an anti-natalist myself so I don't want children either. Problem is... I come from a culture where you're basically brainwashed to have children. So all the womenfolk have that kind of mentality as well, not wanting children is seen as a major dealbreaker. So I'm forced to choose between staying single forever while staying true to my beliefs or ditching my beliefs so I don't have to spend my life in loneliness. Ahhhh.. decisions, decisions.
5. 2023-04-19 at 1:13 PM UTC in Change of plans
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I still think, however, that being unable to control my laughter and smiles is problematic, even if it's in situations where you are allowed to do it.
6. 2023-04-19 at 1:11 PM UTC in Change of plans
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I would say there is nothing wrong with you…people like people who laugh and smile, that was my point to Wednesday Adams.

   
   From today onward, you are now known as my personal online therapist. I salute you for your services, sir.
7. 2023-04-19 at 1:11 PM UTC in Change of plans
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by aldra I dunno, I've met a few guys who are actually like that but most of them are all talk because they think it makes them look TUFF and MANLY in front of their friends

   
   I don't like those kind of people. I know a couple of them but I don't befriend them or anything. I also hear a lot of people on the incel forum say that most guys lie when it comes down to women and I am just gullible because I believe everything someone says because I see no reason why they would lie. Oh, how naive I am!
8. 2023-04-19 at 1:09 PM UTC in interesting turn of events in poland guys
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Or rather people who choose to have children contribute by giving more slaves to society. I guess that counts, eh?
9. 2023-04-19 at 1:09 PM UTC in interesting turn of events in poland guys
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Errrr in my case (and I'd say 99.9% of people)... nothing at all.
10. 2023-04-19 at 1:08 PM UTC in Change of plans
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah…that "sense of humor" thing just totally gets by you doesn't it…
    
    Michael is a cool guy and I'm sure he understood I was pulling his plonker

    
    I read plonker and I started laughing again. Jiggaboo what do I doooooooo? Any tips on how to keep a straight face? I got a friend who can keep a straight face whenever he wants and he pulls it off so well. I asked him but he hasn't given me an actual answer.
11. 2023-04-19 at 1:07 PM UTC in Change of plans
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka It's gross accusing guys of simping just for being civil, says a lot about who you are. Wariat's been decent and civil w me and hasn't tried anything so he's more adult than you.

    
    On the incel forum I said I watched a woman fall the other day and I asked her if she was okay. They told me I was a simp and they'd use it against me whenever I would call them a simp for down bad, as the cool kids these days say.
12. 2023-04-19 at 1:06 PM UTC in Change of plans
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nothing wrong with that. That's your brain telling you "Hey we like this one, lets not ask for ass licking and dog fucking till at least the 4th date"

    
    Thank you for the reassurance, much appreciated. Guess I'm too used to being on forums with immature, sexualized people who think you "lack testosterone" just because you're not thinking/talking about fucking.
13. 2023-04-19 at 1:05 PM UTC in Change of plans
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra I identify as a ka-52 alliGAYtor, doesn't mean I can take off if I spin hard enough

    
    I chuckled at this IRL. See, it's a problem for me.. this whole "I can't stop smiling/laughing" thing..
14. 2023-04-19 at 1:04 PM UTC in Change of plans
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well no, you smile and laugh when in the presence of others…to establish good feeling and burgeoning relationships. Obviously DON'T laugh when they are telling you about their mother dying last week…you have to have some sense of when and where smiling and laughing is appropriate.

    
    Yeah, I know. Thanks for the tip though. I was at a funeral the other day and I had a straight face. I know when to smile and when not to. I just happen to smile everytime someone interacts with me or I will be smiling/laughing in my room, either because I'm interacting with others online or because I read something funny or because I thought about something funny. Problem is, it's hard for me to keep a straight face when interacting with someone. I just smile even when I don't want to and when I am making a joke, I already start laughing a lot because I think the joke's funny which basically ruins the joke because they can't hear the punchline because I'm laughing through it.
15. 2023-04-19 at 1:02 PM UTC in Change of plans
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka Ig I don't need sex. I crave cuddles more than anything.

    
    When I had feelings for that one girl, I never fantasized about sex. I just wished we could take walks together. As pathetic as that sounds.
16. 2023-04-19 at 1:01 PM UTC in Change of plans
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Haxxor She may need love, she sure as hell ain’t gonna get it being herself.

    
    I was actually referring to myself. :P
17. 2023-04-19 at 1 PM UTC in Change of plans
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Remember there is no such thing as an incel…all it costs is $50-$100 to cure you.

    
    I identify as a volcel. I choose to be an "incel," basically. Plus it costs 30 euros here. Very cheap~!
18. 2023-04-19 at 1 PM UTC in Change of plans
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah sex isn't really the key component of a "relationship", any idiot can get sex.
    
    Even though smiling and laughing may seem unhealthy it's actually VERY healthy, both for your health (lowers stress) and from an establishing meaningful connections with other people point of view.
    
    You should try it, obviously it will have to be forced for a while but after a period of time it WILL become second nature.

    
    So when I am smiling while being alone in my own room, it means I'm establishing a meaningful connection with.. myself?
19. 2023-04-19 at 12:59 PM UTC in Change of plans
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's the best kind of humor..when it hits hard.

    
    I did the same thing again. I'm hopeless. (See the post above).
20. 2023-04-19 at 12:58 PM UTC in Change of plans
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson KYS seems the way to go (see above previous post)

    
    I let out an audible laughter when I read this. I told you... IT'S PROBLEMATIC.