Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2023-04-19 at 12:58 PM UTC in Change of plans
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You need a lesson in "getting a sense of humor" too apparently…

   
   Spending time on incel forums, being accused of being a simp just because I don't say anything hateful about females just hits too close to home
2. 2023-04-19 at 12:57 PM UTC in Change of plans
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Have you tried smiling or laughing once in a while?

   
   I do this all the time. It's problematic. I should stop but I can't. Any tips?
3. 2023-04-19 at 12:56 PM UTC in Change of plans
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Don't bother simping, you're not getting any either.

   
   I'm not simping, sir. I want nothing from her. If she was a he I would have said the same thing!
4. 2023-04-19 at 12:55 PM UTC in lol ive actually met thisnguy in warsaw
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
5. 2023-04-19 at 12:54 PM UTC in Im going to meet
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Oh that's not cute at all.
6. 2023-04-19 at 12:54 PM UTC in hottest chick ive wver seen on oldje
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson and the hottest oldje man you've ever seen Oppie??

   
   This... is a trick question.
7. 2023-04-19 at 12:53 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, Phillips 66

   
   We have Shell here. Which makes sense, since it's a Dutch-owned company and I am in Dutchland.
8. 2023-04-19 at 12:53 PM UTC in Getting my affairs in order
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Surely a perfect opportunity to get your affairs out of order…you're not going to be around to give a fuck about them.
   
   Spend a week running up massive debt at the titty bar.

   
   I have a massive debt as well, but it's got nothing to do with titty bars.
9. 2023-04-19 at 12:52 PM UTC in Civics test on Friday at the immigration office
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, it's Wednesday

   
   So fried eggs are only for any other day other than Wednesday, correct?
10. 2023-04-19 at 12:52 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Sleep-deprived. As is tradition.
11. 2023-04-19 at 12:51 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm watching the second movie of the horror trilogy I'm watching. It's 3pm and I'm watching it during the day because western horror movies fail to creep me out so it makes no difference whether I watch it during the day or during the night. Fear Street 1978 if anyone's interested. It's from 2021.
12. 2023-04-19 at 12:50 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Anti-recommended? Meaning not recommended?
13. 2023-04-19 at 12:49 PM UTC in interesting turn of events in poland guys
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Does it bother you that someone could have a career and retire from it while you've done absolutely nothing in the world?

    
    I nearly thought this was directed at me.
14. 2023-04-19 at 12:49 PM UTC in American Herstory X
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    More like Speedy "Sped Faggot" Parker.
15. 2023-04-19 at 9:31 AM UTC in I need a lawyer
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Misgendering someone will be a crime in the future. Perhaps we'll need a lawyer for that, too.
16. 2023-04-19 at 9:31 AM UTC in I need a lawyer
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Or theirs. Genderfluidity is a thing, apparently.
17. 2023-04-19 at 9:30 AM UTC in I need a lawyer
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Or hers.
18. 2023-04-19 at 9:30 AM UTC in I need a lawyer
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    To fill his pockets, that is.
19. 2023-04-19 at 9:30 AM UTC in I need a lawyer
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    And a lawyer needs you!
20. 2023-04-19 at 9:30 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    The soundtrack to this thread is I Want Candy by Aaron Carter.