Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2023-04-26 at 8:38 PM UTC in What's for Dinner?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats
   
   Top that pig fuckers!

   
   Looks nice. I had spicy lentils with roti (South Asian flatbread). It was too spicy for my liking so my entire mood was ruined. I wanted burgers from some local chicken joint but I was told not to and I'm a good boy so I listen whenever I am told not to do something. Unless I can somehow change someone's mind, then I try that first. But to no avail!
2. 2023-04-26 at 8:37 PM UTC in i like this site
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by D-Bonglord Sounds pretty homosexual, fuck you, incel

   
   Hey now, OP is a nice person.
3. 2023-04-26 at 8:36 PM UTC in hey fuiys
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   If there's only dicks involved; me no likey.
4. 2023-04-26 at 8:36 PM UTC in 👹🌶️😈 Lucifer's Loaded Atomic Potatoes 🔥🌋🥔
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Lemon-flavored popsicles are the best.
5. 2023-04-26 at 8:36 PM UTC in 👹🌶️😈 Lucifer's Loaded Atomic Potatoes 🔥🌋🥔
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   What flavor was the ice cream? My brother got me some popsicles because I asked him to buy some.
6. 2023-04-26 at 8:35 PM UTC in 👹🌶️😈 Lucifer's Loaded Atomic Potatoes 🔥🌋🥔
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I'm glad to hear it was ketchup and not sacrificial virgin blood. Or something.
7. 2023-04-26 at 8:35 PM UTC in Folks my knowledge of flora and fauna is heretofore unparalleled by any other human
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by MuscleStud69 I do have a big penis but I'm not the user you are referring to.

   
   Sweet! My penis is big as well, or rather above average at least. I don't really want to call it big, because there's guys with more length and girth than I. But then again there's also guys with more length than me and less girth than me but also those with less length but more girth and obviously those with more length and more girth so I think saying "above average" is probably the best option.
8. 2023-04-26 at 8:33 PM UTC in Folks my knowledge of flora and fauna is heretofore unparalleled by any other human
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Every single man in your line for millions of years since the birth of evolution has succeeded at finding gf in order for you to exist. It is literally in your genes and blood to get pussy. Have some real self confidence in your true self, get comfortable with your true self being rejected by a bunch of incompatible people and keep up the fight of putting your real self out there while looking for someone compatible. All the while keep learning from your failures in a purely inward sense: don't blame other people or find manipulations, try to always improve yourself and become a better "deal" for when you do run into your eventual gf.
   
   Follow these simple steps and you will get gf.

   
   Thanks for the well-thought out response. You're right. Unfortunately I'm more or less a demisexual and I got high standards so I'll probably adopt a dog or whatever if I can't find someone compatible.
9. 2023-04-26 at 8:32 PM UTC in Poland is becoming like the new meth hub in certain cities of the EU
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I was talking about jellybeans. I never did any amphetamines. Only designer drugs. To cope with a rejection.
10. 2023-04-26 at 8:31 PM UTC in Sophie: Where are you?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    He's the Crime Coverer.
11. 2023-04-26 at 8:31 PM UTC in I have watched over 100 Japanese horror movies
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I started watching J-horror since the mid 2010s, so it's not much. Then again I go through long periods of not watching horror movies for months so that's why I haven't watched tons more.
12. 2023-04-26 at 8:30 PM UTC in I have watched over 100 Japanese horror movies
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    And in total I have seen 547 horror movies. Actually, the number is a little bit higher as I watched a few J-horrors in Pakistan but I'll update the list later.
13. 2023-04-26 at 5:16 PM UTC in Ayn Rand wasn't too bad looking when she was younger
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    おにちゃん！元気ですか？
14. 2023-04-26 at 5:15 PM UTC in Folks I work out and lift weights every single day now
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I work out everyday as well. Walking out of my room towards the kitchen is a workout. I don’t care what anyone else has to say about it.
15. 2023-04-26 at 5:15 PM UTC in Folks I am the most attractive man on Earth
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I’m your antithesis.
16. 2023-04-26 at 5:14 PM UTC in American Herstory X
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Copium.
17. 2023-04-26 at 5:09 PM UTC in had sex earlier
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    My ass still hurts.
18. 2023-04-26 at 3:59 PM UTC in This Sunay's Confession
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I’m very lazy.
19. 2023-04-26 at 3:05 PM UTC in Shitpost Central
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    The chai is cold now.
20. 2023-04-26 at 3:04 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    >Reddit
    
    Yikes.