Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2023-04-26 at 10:19 PM UTC in Who is your preferred candidate in 2024?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by D-Bonglord Trump is against weed being legal, he's a fucking idiot

   
   He just wants his drugsdealers to bring him more money.
2. 2023-04-26 at 10:18 PM UTC in What's for Dinner?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by D-Bonglord I am gonna go steal some corned beef to do corn beef hash with potatoes adn ciabatta bread that I also stole today

   
   Oh! Those falafels basically.
3. 2023-04-26 at 10:17 PM UTC in had sex earlier
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by D-Bonglord I had a clever retort but I forgot it :(

   
   Oh no. :(
   
   Feel free to tell me the punchline whenever you’re reminded of it. With no context it’s gonna be funnier. I’m kinda forgetful so in the future I won’t even remember that I asked you, probably.
4. 2023-04-26 at 10:16 PM UTC in Folks I run a nature trail every morning for 30 minutes
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by D-Bonglord THe irony is cigarette man is the biggest incel here, possibly more-so than you./
   
   Ot/OT
   
   

   
   Oh whoa! That’s quite the achievement, really. Might explain his stinky attitude!
5. 2023-04-26 at 10:16 PM UTC in Shitpost Central
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by D-Bonglord I will drink your chai and then take you to Starbucks for an iced chai and then walk up to the hottest girl in the store and say
   
   "Excuse me miss but my friend over there thinks you're hot and he's too nervous to get your phone number or say hello so I was wondering if you could either join us for a chat or perhaps I could mediate an exchange of phone numbers between you two"
   
   As cheesy as it is, Women never hear that anymore so I think she would probably fall in love right on the spot EZ

   
   That sounds like a plan, but my day will be made just by drinking chai with you and some Starbucks. Not interested in the women unless it’s for platonic reasons.
6. 2023-04-26 at 10:14 PM UTC in Unban well hung
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's times like this that make you proud to be British.

   
   Are you British?
7. 2023-04-26 at 10:14 PM UTC in 👹🌶️😈 Lucifer's Loaded Atomic Potatoes 🔥🌋🥔
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by D-Bonglord Ben and jerry Peanut butter cookie dough with chocolate

   
   And you didn’t share any with me? Wow.
8. 2023-04-26 at 10:13 PM UTC in lol the homeboys here in polane
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   For more girth?
9. 2023-04-26 at 10:13 PM UTC in Sophie: Where are you?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah, now she's left no harm is sharing them…
   
   
   
   man o man, who wouldn't wanna suck on those.

   
   The real answer was “YA RLY”! Didn’t you know the meme?
10. 2023-04-26 at 10:12 PM UTC in hey fuiys
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by D-Bonglord

    
    That dick is bigger than mine.
11. 2023-04-26 at 10:12 PM UTC in hey fuiys
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by D-Bonglord THey have more than dicks you know, like boobs, a vagina, and a PERSONALITY!! ugh
    
    a girl with a 10 inch penis fucking another futa is more or less gay than watching some woman get DP'd or whatever

    
    Now I’m interested. Any examples?
12. 2023-04-26 at 10:11 PM UTC in Tucker "Invade Canada" Carlson and Don "sucks on" Lemon FIRED
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by D-Bonglord Apparently it was because tucker was being too religious
    
    Okay but what about Donatello Lime?
    
    https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/04/tucker-carlson-fox-news-rupert-murdoch
    
    
    
    Tucker Carlson does
    
    
    
    Tucker fanboy detected

    
    Is this Tucker carlson guy a guy I should be siding with? What are his policies? Aside from invading Canada.
13. 2023-04-26 at 10:10 PM UTC in Senior Iranian ayatollah Abbas-Ali Soleimani assassinated
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    The number 47 triggers me.
14. 2023-04-26 at 10:10 PM UTC in Folks I work out and lift weights every single day now
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Agreed.

    
    Thanks.
15. 2023-04-26 at 10:09 PM UTC in Folks I am the most attractive man on Earth
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by D-Bonglord So? women aren't allowed to have opinions on a MANs appearance . Just bend them over and UMF UMF UMF UNF YNF

    
    Actually it’s not women’s opinions but that of men’s and myself. Women’s opinions are actually positive for some weird reason. They are probably joking.
16. 2023-04-26 at 10:08 PM UTC in Circus
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I was born in 95.
17. 2023-04-26 at 10:08 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Didn’t spring start a few days ago? Are spring offensives a universal thing? I remember following Taliban media for years before they got their freedom back and they would have yearly spring offensives.
18. 2023-04-26 at 10:07 PM UTC in i like this site
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    What makes you say that? Perhaps I have been too far away from this forum for a long time that I have forgotten what people’s personalities are like on here.
19. 2023-04-26 at 10:05 PM UTC in American Herstory X
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I’m surprised even on here people know what a Dalit is.
20. 2023-04-26 at 10:05 PM UTC in Poland is becoming like the new meth hub in certain cities of the EU
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I hate France.