Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2023-04-26 at 2:18 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by aldra Attack on Titan is probably my favourite thing made recently, not just anime but media in general
   Hellsing (Ultimate) is fun if you just want violence and not much else
   I recently discovered Cyber City OEDO (it's on youtube) which is pure 90s cyberpunk aesthetic

   
   I have only watched the live-action of Attack on Titan. I'll look into Hellsing after I finish Chainsaw Man. Have you watched CM?
2. 2023-04-26 at 2:17 PM UTC in I've had the most exciting five days of my life.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   So how's your 9-to-5 life, RIP?
3. 2023-04-26 at 2:16 PM UTC in Folks I run a nature trail every morning for 30 minutes
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Why are you so upset?
4. 2023-04-26 at 2:14 PM UTC in I've had the most exciting five days of my life.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Bradley Hey everyone update I be living life doing the same shit. I found it in Florida these gangsters just fire into the air to scare you. Nigga once I learned that I just stand and deliver. I got a black girlfriend and this whiteboy who wants to be my boyfriend and hates my girlfriend. I kinda hate my girlfriend because she doesn't like when I speak Spanish to my friends, on the phone etc. It isn't the chubby black girl, that wasn't for me after about a week plus she always wants to eat like 3 times a day I'm like BITCH! No wonder lol.
   
   Now everyone I'm fucking with is in good shape, I do yoga every other day and sprints on the off days. I got more weapons! I live in the fourth most expensive city in the USA in a two bedroom, I pay like 200$ in food lol
   
   
   I've had a lot worse situations than this. My eye still hurts from when I got hurt. I bought a new Fossil watch.
   
   I'm hustling up enough to consider making a down payment on a house. Haven't had to shoot or cut anyone for a couple semanes. I'm moving out the ghetto in like a month, gonna go somewhere exciting.
   
   
   @MM I am slightly larger than a 16ounce tall boy beer can. I don't measure my penis with a ruler that's something you do once as a child and not every week as an adult hoping things improved.
   
   Hope everyone is doing well, I'll be back later

   
   Good to hear you're doing well, Bradley. You sound like you live an adventurous life; beats wage-slaving everyday but it seems more or less like a temporary thing. Can't really do that for long unless you got $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
   
   Also, I just looked it up and it says this: "A 16 oz beer can is typically 8.3 inches tall." So you're likely around 8.5" and yeah from now on you will be called Daddy Long Dick.
   
   
   Objections? No? Ok. Good!
5. 2023-04-26 at 2:08 PM UTC in NIS Horror Film Party Thread
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I thought you two were talking about cartoons.
6. 2023-04-26 at 2:08 PM UTC in NIS Horror Film Party Thread
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   That's disturbing actually.
7. 2023-04-26 at 2:08 PM UTC in Circus
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I can learn it from my mother.
8. 2023-04-26 at 2:07 PM UTC in hey fuiys
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I'm not into tranny porn..
9. 2023-04-26 at 2:07 PM UTC in NIS Horror Film Party Thread
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I wouldn't know. I'm not a child.
10. 2023-04-26 at 2:06 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I mean no one over there knows what a bussy is but things change once you enter the west.
11. 2023-04-26 at 2:06 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah here in the west we call those "lady bois"

    
    "Ladybois" are trannies in the west. They're called "ladybois" in the east.
12. 2023-04-26 at 2:05 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra yes
    
    I never watched the live action thing because live action adaptations are almost universally bad
    
    and I didn't really like the anime much anyway. some of the characters were cool, I liked Mado, but not the story

    
    I'm a simple guy, I like live-actions, remakes, et cetera. I don't really complain.
    
    I'm not big into anime either. I only watch and like a few.
    
    
    And no! He does not look like a gaylord. >:(
13. 2023-04-26 at 2:04 PM UTC in Circus
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Not entirely what you are looking for but I'm an illegal Pakistani useless NEET and I won't be able to clean fecal matter using tongue. I get the job or what?
14. 2023-04-26 at 2:03 PM UTC in hey fuiys
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I also was on PlanetSuzy.org since 2008 when I was 13. That's a porn forum, by the way.
15. 2023-04-26 at 2:02 PM UTC in hey fuiys
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I don't even know how I ended up on there. I was also on 4chan's /b/ often in the late 2000s and early 2010s.
16. 2023-04-26 at 2:02 PM UTC in hey fuiys
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I was on DH but I didn't come from DH…I'm on and have been on lots of forums…DH DOES NOT DEFINE ME! (teachat.com does).

    
    That's interesting. I was on Zoklet but not &TOTSE. I stumbled upon Zoklet in 2010 when I was 14 years old.
17. 2023-04-26 at 2:01 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I actually do. Fuck people.
18. 2023-04-26 at 2 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Just so you know, East Asian beauty standards differ from western beauty standards. Strong jawlines are preferred in western beauty standards but not in East Asia. He's got the perfect jawline over there, it has to be V-shaped rather than [_]-shaped.
19. 2023-04-26 at 1:59 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson err yeah he/she does
    
    I've seen a stronger jawline on an mollusc

    
    That's a he. I really liked the haircut he has there.
20. 2023-04-26 at 1:59 PM UTC in Circus
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra I don't think mexicans working for a warehouse circus pay tax

    
    Mexicans don't work, from what I have been told.