Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2023-04-26 at 8:48 PM UTC in Shitpost Central
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Meikai I mean idk if it's actually called inverting, but people who aren't fond of troons call it getting your dick inverted and I think that's funny (and a fairly apt description). The whole surgery is barbaric and ineffective and basically the same scenario I dreamed up as a small child to explain why women don't have dicks (except instead of doctors I ascribed the procedure to butchers in Hell).
   
   No ragrets about the balls tho, tbh. They were gross and dangly and probably useless anyway (due to the HRT) by the time I got 'em gone.

   
   Let's hope you stay feeling that way. I wish I had no ragrets in life. I dunno about you (ok, I do) but I love my balls. I wouldn't want them gone no matter what. I guess you can sleep in any position without worrying about suffocating your balls between your legs so I guess there's that.
2. 2023-04-26 at 8:47 PM UTC in Shitpost Central
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by D-Bonglord i am jealous
   
   iced chai please

   
   It's supposed to be warm in South Asian households. Come visit me someday, I'll make some chai for you.
3. 2023-04-26 at 8:46 PM UTC in $2000 reward for information lea..-
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by kick Hoof nigger

   
   Half horse and half African?
4. 2023-04-26 at 8:45 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by D-Bonglord how to eat a bong

   
   1. Grab bong
   2. Smash into pieces
   3. ???
   4. Profit!
5. 2023-04-26 at 8:45 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny r u in england

   
   No, I'm not. I'm in the Netherlands. Which is close to England.
6. 2023-04-26 at 8:45 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Sudo I hear you've got a few opening capable of receiving a man in a wheelchair with a large load 😉 😏 🥺

   
   Yes, that's correct. Speddy's a raging homosexual.
7. 2023-04-26 at 8:43 PM UTC in Folks I kicked my ex girlfriend to the curb
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Folks I ejected her from my life permanently cuz she was jealous that I have a brain as sharp as an eagle's vision.

   
   If only my brother was like you. Seriously.
8. 2023-04-26 at 8:43 PM UTC in Senior Iranian ayatollah Abbas-Ali Soleimani assassinated
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I bet it was a Mossad agent who did it.
9. 2023-04-26 at 8:43 PM UTC in Senior Iranian ayatollah Abbas-Ali Soleimani assassinated
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I mean it's barely even an assassination job.
10. 2023-04-26 at 8:43 PM UTC in Senior Iranian ayatollah Abbas-Ali Soleimani assassinated
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Why would anyone assassinate an old man? That's awful.
11. 2023-04-26 at 8:42 PM UTC in WE WANT WELL HUNG!!!! WE WANT WELL HUNG!!!! WE WANT WELL HUNG!!!!
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Or what bitch?

    
    Or... or I'll... cry my eyes out. Bastard.
12. 2023-04-26 at 8:42 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    "I'll take you to the candy shop~~"
13. 2023-04-26 at 8:41 PM UTC in Folks I am the most attractive man on Earth
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I was saying I am the most unattractive man on the planet.
14. 2023-04-26 at 8:41 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Fagonball

    
    Dragonball?
15. 2023-04-26 at 8:40 PM UTC in Folks my ex girlfriend is super bitter about how my work makes more money in 3 months than she has in 5
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by D-Bonglord and you are still thinking of her, I bet she sucked two dicks last night. How many did you suck? Taht's what i thought

    
    She sucked two dicks last night and he had four mouths suck him off. He's the real winner here.
16. 2023-04-26 at 8:40 PM UTC in Folks my ex girlfriend is super bitter about how my work makes more money in 3 months than she has in 5
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 7 figures

    
    Well, shoot. I don't have any money at all.
17. 2023-04-26 at 8:39 PM UTC in This Sunay's Confession
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Michael Myers I’m very lazy.

18. 2023-04-26 at 8:39 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Still begging for my attention

    
    Not really, speddy. But whatever helps you sleep at night.
19. 2023-04-26 at 8:39 PM UTC in NIS Horror Film Party Thread
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by D-Bonglord what about faces of death
    
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faces_of_Death

    
    I think I may or may not have heard about this one before.
20. 2023-04-26 at 8:38 PM UTC in What's for Dinner?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by D-Bonglord something involving potatoes
    
    not atomic demon potatoes

    
    What the heck are demon potatoes?