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The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I looked at over 20,000 pipes yesterday just to be certain I had made the optimal choice.

    Originally posted by HampTheToker Guess brain cancer is better than dick and/or balls cancer.

    No it isn't. Only untermensch think like this.

    §m£ÂgØL, post proof. You have a very long history of trolling, which I've always found very transparent.
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  2. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice I looked at over 20,000 pipes yesterday just to be certain I had made the optimal choice.



    No it isn't. Only untermensch think like this.

    §m£ÂgØL, post proof. You have a very long history of trolling, which I've always found very transparent.

    Only Malice would take a perfectly good shitpost seriously.
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  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL I don't have a kid because he was never my kid to begin with.

    I'm not kidding about having cancer. They found it about a month and a half ago, I'm only on my first week of chemo. They wanted to do surgery to cut it out but fuck that. There's this experimental laser thing I signed up for which I'm waiting on an acceptance/denial for. It's pretty scary shit. I'm only 22. I'm just about to finish my first semester back in college too.

    Is it gamma knife? I did some research with those things (well, the data they take and output, very expensive equipment) they're pretty cool.

    Anyway, probably not the worst outcome, like malice said, it explains a lot. Personally I'd take a brain tumor over degenerative undiagnosed mental illness any day.
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Do you remember when I wanted to use gamma knife surgery to lesion a large section of the left amygdala along with brain region(s) primarily related to sexual desire? I still plan to do it, particularly the former.

    Unrelated, I think that if I were to ever to take up pipe carving, one style would look like this:




    You know, I wonder how much of the relatively high priced collector's market is essentially driven by bored (retired) unfulfilled rich people with nothing to do, so they just switched over to ordering things whose aesthetic aligns with their wealth.

    Post last edited by Malice at 2016-12-13T05:59:22.848812+00:00
  5. Originally posted by Malice I looked at over 20,000 pipes yesterday

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  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    For some reason I seem to have default mode where it feels very unnatural to accept that women are genuinely sentient beings capable of genuine intelligence.

    This must be how incredibly racist people felt about blacks back in the day.
  7. Originally posted by Malice For some reason I seem to have default mode where it feels very unnatural to accept that women are genuinely sentient beings capable of genuine intelligence.

    This must be how incredibly racist people felt about blacks back in the day.

    >felt
    >back in the day
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL I don't have a kid because he was never my kid to begin with.

    I'm not kidding about having cancer. They found it about a month and a half ago, I'm only on my first week of chemo. They wanted to do surgery to cut it out but fuck that. There's this experimental laser thing I signed up for which I'm waiting on an acceptance/denial for. It's pretty scary shit. I'm only 22. I'm just about to finish my first semester back in college too.

    I am hesitant to believe this kind of stuff from people on the internet, but if it's true, i hope you will get well soon.
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  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Sophie, you acting like a good person always feels so out of character, as if it’s strained/forced or a mask of sanity.
  10. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Malice I looked at over 20,000 pipes yesterday just to be certain I had made the optimal choice.

    If you chose a tobacco pipe it was the wrong choice.
  11. bling bling Dark Matter
    tobacco its bud malive u shud buy ozs of cheap shake and pack huge bowls and roll mega spliffs

  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://zwnews.com/2016/12/08/news-from-mzansi-today/

    "Epic disaster as Limpopo brothers are killed while raping a COCKodile"
  13. My friends grandma died and he got all this money and bought one of these build a bongs for $1000+ dollars and kept it at my house and then I got raided... lololol.

    Watching two cops carry that thing out was the greatest moment ever.



  14. bling bling Dark Matter
    how to sale custom bongs and pipes i know ever style
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Malice Sophie, you acting like a good person always feels so out of character, as if it’s strained/forced or a mask of sanity.

    If you say so.
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  16. Originally posted by bling bling how to sale custom bongs and pipes i know ever style

    Start doing meth buy a butane torch and lots of glass tubes and practice glass blowing on that
  17. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Start doing meth buy a butane torch and lots of glass tubes and practice glass blowing on that

    He'd probably make more profit blowing dick.
  18. bling bling Dark Matter
    fuc u i herd u sukd dic for bus fare
  19. Originally posted by HampTheToker He'd probably make more profit blowing dick.

    What profit?. I'm talking about glass blowing as a hobby noob
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  20. bling bling Dark Matter
    i already created the design adn built 4 the first fully metal bong stem aldready all u need its a plastic bottel and a lightr

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