User Controls

  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 43
  6. 44
  7. 45
  8. 46
  9. 47
  10. 48
  11. ...
  12. 59
  13. 60
  14. 61
  15. 62

Posts That Were Thanked by HampTheToker

  1. Please do not allow the fact that Snap Snip is stalling to distract you from the fact that on the third page of this thread, he has continued to fail to cassh Mmq outside.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. I specifically dropped out of school not to deal with this.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Okay so this is what you do: Using your mother's name, file a FOIA request from your public library, pertaining to each person on your street. Stake out by her house and time how long it takes her to get arrested, and you'll know 1. that you have a tail, 2. what government agency or agents are acting, and 3. I'm not sure if you noticed, you have a Polish sausage hanging out the fly of your khakis.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Originally posted by bling bling x2429 sowerblvd
    okemos Mi 48864
    united state

    united state

    u kno the one
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. Originally posted by snab_snib you wouldn't know what philosophy was if it struck you in the face. that's not philosophy; that's the facts. what i said was simply the objective nature of things. you're almost certainly some twisted semi-individual whose brain is a pile of fuck and you try to be hip and sound smart while actually hating the process of thinking altogether. you have all the signs of a being someone who fails at even going through the motions of being a tyro. you have yet to give evidence that you think about what you say at all, you simply fit into a groove which arrives at a dead end.







    you're not in any position to assess whether someone is being misinformed or if they are correct or not. i don't think you've actually developed that capacity.

    U mad
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Hamp next time just shut the fuck up pls I wanted to stay on Mr. Falcon's wild ride.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Originally posted by mmQ Oh I'm sure it was something funny tasting. Honk.

    The intent was great but the execution of the joke missed the mark. You should have gone with something like "But whatever it was, I bet it tasted funny"
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Originally posted by greenplastic lol how? It's no secret CF has been coming around for years making threads about bullshit precisely like this one. It clearly isn't trolling, as there's no reason anyone would get upset if he was actually under some sort of investigation. So tell me, if trolling isn't the motive, what is your motive?

    It's not a matter of directly getting anyone upset. The point isn't "wow, Captain Falcon is being gang stalked. I love Captain Falcon and this makes me upset because he doesn't deserve it". The objective is generally one of two things:

    1. There are a lot of people who think they are above being fooled and take this (and themselves) too seriously. Taking these people for a ride and then dropping the truth on them generally generates initial butthurt, then immense luls, then in the long run either permanently un-jams their head from their ass (I.e. they stop being super cereal about themselves), because of the fact of having been japed on.

    2. There are people who are more willing to believe and don't take everything so seriously and cynically, and they get a cool bit of writing and a laugh out of it at the end of the day, no harm, no foul. The pleasure is derived from taking then for a ride, then having a laugh at the end.

    So don't take this shit too seriously.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. Originally posted by HampTheToker You have to give him props, though. CF is pretty damn convincing when he puts a little effort into it.

    Kek do u remember our gaming PC troll? Even Lenny got sucked in and thought I was genuinely white knighting Nurse Birdy.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. The world is a vampire
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    This kids is what we call "trolling"
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. Why bother? It's already clear that you're both an idiot and a lunatic. Act like either and you shouldn't be surprised to get called out on it.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Shit OP, I'm sorry but that is some Swiss-cheese epistemology.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HampTheToker I'd love to be back in high school, so I could put these libtards in their place.

    well my time in high school is drawing to a close, only got 4 more months left until i have to go out into the real world and deal with drug testing for non-shitter jobs

    fuck my life
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. Ha I'm joking. It was cos she was fat and I was too drunk to get it up. She was jerkin' my floppy and it just wasn't going anywhere
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. Because Sploo is a retard. He had some potential, if only he went the way of being actually funny rather than turning into the bastard rapechild of daguru and bling bling.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. 2 hard (you are trying)
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    They nicely shit and piss in a box for you.

    They generally leave you alone.

    They are fun for cuddlez and spooning.

    They are often times silly.

    They clean themselves.

    They aren't obnoxious around strangers.

    You don't have to take them for walks.

    They are cutie patooties.

    They like warms.

    All good things.

    Cats.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. Shit it's actually been 7 years, I didn't eve think about that. It's been a long fucking time. Damn dude, I miss Zoklet and TOTSE.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 43
  6. 44
  7. 45
  8. 46
  9. 47
  10. 48
  11. ...
  12. 59
  13. 60
  14. 61
  15. 62
Jump to Top