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Posts That Were Thanked by HampTheToker

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle


    Originally posted by HampTheToker I started posting again around that time.

    You're welcome.

    Clearly you joined on that high spike of 792 posts, looks like December 3rd or so. The chatter and hub-bub of the community absolutely took over when we learned you had returned. It was like a.. a bustling airport in here.
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  2. "Legal texans" are just spics with papers
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  3. Post last edited by SCronaldo_J_Trump at 2017-04-01T14:44:01.018239+00:00
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  4. Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Didn't even take a pic of the blotter what a noob.

    Seriously doubt this guy has ever done/seen real LSD in his life ever.

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  5. Originally posted by RisiR It means your a bitch who lives with his daddy.



    Originally posted by RisiR You talk a hard game for a little bitch.


    I laughed out loud when I saw this.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Tomato Pit Party!!!!!!!
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  7. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR Yea, let's stop this right here, ok?

    risirnoceros

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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RisiR Yea, let's stop this right here, ok?

    RaisiN
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Brb making grilled cheese sandwich and RisiR soup.

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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra infinityshallots

    aldracado
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by infinityshock damned right…

    youre all vegetables

    infinityshallots
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You are an essential element to this garden. You are the tomato plant. We need you for ketchup and spaghetti sauce and things like that. Everyone has their function. Spectral is a turnip. Scron is the carrots. Bill Krozby, the onions. Sploo, the squash. Lanny, the cabbage. Malice, the cucumbers. Sophie, the parsley. Actor, the asparagus. Greenplastic, the lettuce. Aldra, the avocado. Reject, the couliflour. Bling, the weeds. Hamp, the broccoli. Discount, the kale. All the rest of the newer posters and alts are the soil. Anyone I forgot to mention is fertilizer. Everyone serves a function. Let's make this garden great again.

    *MAXIMUM CRINGE*
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  13. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR Seriously.

    A bunch of whiny losers, pedophiles and tech nerds.

    I'm non of the above. The people who take drugs are all weird hippies I can't talk to because they piss me off and hating on Bill Krozby got stale.

    It isn't fun anymore. Nothing cool happens.

    I take drugs and I don't consider myself a weird hippie....

    I'm just your average semi-degenerate fuckup, that's why I feel like I fit in here....
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  14. I hope you didn't actually laugh. Did shit must hurt.

    Get well soon, bro.
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  15. On Topic: I didn't get much. Just some money here and there to get some food or see a movie. I usually leeched off richer kids until I got my solid weed connec at the age of 14 and became the man.

    I got all the allowance of the neighborhood, lol.
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  16. Originally posted by mmQ "There are holes in my belts! WHO PUT THESE HOLES IN MY BELTS?!!"

    "Dad it's a belt they're supposed to have holes that's what you latch the–"

    "NOT IN MY BELTS!!!!!"

    *belting intensifies*

    This made me laugh so hard.

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  17. Originally posted by HampTheToker Still haven't been to see my doctor. Went to the gloryhole instead…

    Tzz tzz tzz... you just can't stop him.
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  18. Originally posted by HampTheToker To be honest, it is quite painful. I have a high tolerance for pain, but they never asked me about pain at any point. If my camera was better, then you'd see the carnage. I popped it again last night and today by accident. My nephew bumped me right on it and peeled the scab back. There was more pus, so I grabbed a couple of q-tips and ignored the pain.

    I'm not questioning your pain. I think it's fair to get an actual painkiller when you are in pain instead of some garbage that just destroys your organs.

    I once had a renal cholic(?) and masturbated because one of my kidneys was about to pop and the other one couldn't process the fluid anymore so I basically poisened by my own piss. It is apparently among the most painful conditions the body can endure. After coming back from an induced coma with a metal tube from my kidney to my bladder to drain shit the stone was still inside me because they couldn't shoot it with the laser (this all happens through your dick, urethra, bladder and kidney) so the plan was to have two more surgeries like that but the stone had other plans and finally went through my stretched and fucked up insides.

    I had to piss so badly but I felt something logging up my dick, that was the first chunk of flesh I pissed out followed by an explosion of bloody piss with pieces of flesh. Then came the stone. A fucking crystal shaped by the devil himself almost 1cm wide. I literally almost lost my mind.

    Either I was already full with everything they had and it didn't do shit which I don't believe because smoking a joint knocked my socks off or they actually didn't give me any good stuff because I had to go to rehab before and was on the "High Risk Junkie List".

    Fuck them.

    Yea, I just ignored a badly broken hand while detoxing Benzos and that isn't shit compared to renal failure. Like, I know now that there is another dimension to pain I still can't comprehend. No Opioids for me, though.
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  19. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I know daniel loves his kids, having to spank your kid is the least sexiest spanking a man will ever have to give.
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  20. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Was dinking around in the DB shell setting up backups and figured I'd pull the posts-per-day stats for the site, goes back to 2015 just after rdfrn bit the big one. Kinda interesting to look at:

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