Originally posted by HampTheToker
First, explain the case here, because I thought ohfralala was going to catch me up, but then nothing…
Maybe start with what's DH and why did we acquire it's members?
You don’t want Lala’s testimony, she has to save that for when she’s being immolated in an open court.
Basically what the public needs to know is that Lala, mmQ, LSD and their co-conspirators falsified allegations about my client in an effort to obstruct and defraud his perfectly legal business activities. These actions were particularly egregious because of the competitiveness of his field and because he has worked hard for years to maintain a relationship of trust and professionalism with his customers. As such, my firm is filing charges for libel and obstruction of commerce, and we will be seeking maximum penalties for the damage incurred upon his reputation. All of the defendants are going to pay up or get locked up.
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Oh, and Bill Krozby is a confirmed sexual predator so make sure to mock him whenever he tries to interact with you or you'll mess up the forum mojo. By the way, so is Bill Cosby, if you haven't heard.
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Arrogant spic, don't you know how much I've missed you? Let me fill you in:
Captain Falcon left. Enter left. Both are definitely coming back, but they won't tell you that. Scron and HTS are dating and living together. Hydromorphone married 1337 and then he went to the hospital and she put T-PAIN in his catheter bag when the nurses weren't looking, I'm guessing something terrible happened there based on her recent thread. Chi came back. Kinkou came back but she just left, maybe forever. Fonaplats is in the hospital for huffing paint and duster. Those last two events may or may not be connected. DateHookup forums got shut down, their premier users have migrated to us and everyone is seeking equilibrium.
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Originally posted by ohfralala
What was your motivation for posting on DH originally? To laugh at people How would you describe your interactions there? Utterly fucked up What would you say was most valued in your community? Getting some dick What were the most rewarding moments in your posting career? Getting some dick How many walkers have you killed? I don’t fuck with zombies How many people have you killed? 3
Are you a woman? That's exotic. In the good old days, they might've made you an admin.
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To better understand what kind of community you're coming from, I have just a few questions:
What was your motivation for posting on DH originally? How would you describe your interactions there? What would you say was most valued in your community? What were the most rewarding moments in your posting career? How many walkers have you killed? How many people have you killed?
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I helped him out the last time he was in prison and shes too broke of a bitch to even keep a phone on so they can talk, I'm a quality bro and my friends know it.
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It's true what they say having a girlfriend costs a lot, the relationship will go as far as you are willing to spend on them.
I've been in several serious relationships and its not some nickel and dime "OH LET ME GET THE BILL", it costs serious fucking money. I was dating 3 girls at once when I was 16 and this was before smartphones so my text/phone bill was over $100 a month talking to all these girls, staying up all night chatting.
I only got bus fare for school and lived in poverty so I had to work/steal to afford to take girls out and go around the city. I bought my first girlfriend a $500 diamond heart necklace, bought flowers for a few girls, movies, dinners, coffees, valentines, birthday, christmas, alcohol and drugs, lending them money, its endless.
That was before I was even 18 and I was not doing well romantically at all despite spending most of my teens blowing thousands of dollars on various girls.
Then I turned 18 and started dating a 23 year old and got her pregnant, that entire ordeal cost me 10k at least which is low balling it.
As much as I want to believe in love, money is what rules everything behind the scenes and thats why Enter has a shit love live because he is not willing to spend every penny trying to make it work.
And sometimes spending lots of money still gets you nowhere!
Whats the most you have ever spent on a girl Enter?.
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Originally posted by mmQ
For the record I'd like you, Zanick, to clarify how you reacted by choosing one or any combination of these reaction gifs that I have kindly provided to make this process easy.
First I felt like this:
But then I figured I'd better apologize and went like this:
I think I overshot though, and came across a little more like this:
... so I toned it down and just acted classy:
I ended on a cooler note and I think I ultimately recovered:
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