The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-04-22 at 10:35 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Enter I can't jerk off to this knowing you're jerking off to it as well.

   
   sorry, am i meant to give a fuck?
   
   
   
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2. 2018-04-22 at 10:38 AM UTC

   #6642
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by NARCassist
   
   
   
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   just concentrate on that sweet little stomach, those super hot hips, them luscious legs and dat pretty little pussy right there.
   
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3. 2018-04-22 at 10:39 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   not to mention them tantalizingly terrific tits.
   
   
   
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4. 2018-04-22 at 10:39 AM UTC

   #6644
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   you wouldn't even know what to do with that, would you enter?
   
   
   
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5. 2018-04-22 at 10:57 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist you wouldn't even know what to do with that, would you enter?
   
   
   
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   How... dare you. I'd know what to do with your fucking neck if I ever got my hands around them, you fucking twat.
6. 2018-04-22 at 10:57 AM UTC

   #6646
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The same thing I'd do to her.
7. 2018-04-22 at 11 AM UTC

   #6647
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   "TEE HEE. I'M JUMPING UP AND DOWN AND MY TITS ARE MOVING. DURRRRRRRR."
   
   Worthless fucking sack of meat.
8. 2018-04-22 at 1:40 PM UTC

   #6648
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RestStop
9. 2018-04-22 at 3:20 PM UTC

   #6649
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by NARCassist
   
   
   
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10. 2018-04-22 at 3:33 PM UTC

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    Madman African Astronaut
    I threatened to smack the shit out of my heroin dealers gf and she backed down real quick and it was pretty funny. Its even more funny that my dealer and me are still cool. Its my world bitch.
11. 2018-04-22 at 4 PM UTC

    #6651
    Brain surgeon Houston
    Sounds like you've got a bitch ass dope dealer. Most of mine would have pointed a gun at me at the very least for threatening their girl like that.
12. 2018-04-22 at 4:31 PM UTC

    #6652
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    I helped him out the last time he was in prison and shes too broke of a bitch to even keep a phone on so they can talk, I'm a quality bro and my friends know it.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • HampTheToker
13. 2018-04-22 at 5:13 PM UTC

    #6653
    RestStop Space Nigga
    About to go mow the lawn for the first time this year and I feel the need to wear a jacket in order to do so. #FirstWorldProblems
14. 2018-04-22 at 5:49 PM UTC

    #6654
    

    HampTheToker African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Madman I helped him out the last time he was in prison and shes too broke of a bitch to even keep a phone on so they can talk, I'm a quality bro and my friends know it.

    
    If you put money on another niggas books, then yall niggas for life.
    
    Bitches be damned.
15. 2018-04-22 at 5:57 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Enter "TEE HEE. I'M JUMPING UP AND DOWN AND MY TITS ARE MOVING. DURRRRRRRR."
    
    Worthless fucking sack of meat.

    
    you don't like pretty girls jumping around with there tits half hanging out no?
    
    
    
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16. 2018-04-22 at 6:03 PM UTC

    #6656
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by NARCassist
    
    
    
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    i mean she could come and do that right next to my chair and do it continuously all day long and at no point would i find it in the least bit annoying. as a normal straight guy i always love seeing that, at any time of day.
    
    
    
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17. 2018-04-22 at 6:04 PM UTC

    #6657
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Her boobs kinda look like they’re superglued together lol
18. 2018-04-22 at 6:09 PM UTC

    #6658
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    see even kinks had a good look.
    
    
    
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19. 2018-04-22 at 6:12 PM UTC

    #6659
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    They kinda remind me of buttcheeks, I legit wondered if it was photoshopped buttcheeks lol
20. 2018-04-22 at 6:29 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    she's twerking with her boobs. booerking.
    
    
    
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