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2018-05-04 at 6 AM UTC in Talking to my gf about having a kidIt really doesn't matter what I think. You're going to make a child with your idiot girlfriend and then you'll choke her or something and she'll leave you and you'll have another bastard you never get to see. If the kid is lucky, your girlfriend will marry someone decent and he/she will grow up with a fake dad instead of a rapist dad.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-04 at 5:18 AM UTC in NARCassist v. NiggasIn.Space, first round of subpoenas: click to learn if you’re being suedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-04 at 5:16 AM UTC in NARCassist v. NiggasIn.Space, first round of subpoenas: click to learn if you’re being sued
Originally posted by Nil I wonder if maritime law is applicable in space.
It's not. Space law is its own thing. I had a weekly seminar for a year of law school on exactly this subject because one of my professors used to be an astronaut. Right now, space power is brokered by very boring men. You don't want any part in that until the private sector programs really take off.
Here's a link with more info. Don't shitpost, or I'll amend the charges to include disruption of an official court proceeding.
https://www.americanbar.org/groups/young_lawyers/publications/the_101_201_practice_series/space_law_101_an_introduction_to_space_law.htmlThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-04 at 4:41 AM UTC in NARCassist v. NiggasIn.Space, first round of subpoenas: click to learn if you’re being sued
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You're going to regret this. I hope you're prepared to cross-examine a vindictive prostitute (with a tight pussy, might I add).
Get ready to be demolished on the stand, because we have a witness who can blow the pants off your little conspiracy. Between all of the partners in my firm, we have more years of experience litigating punks like you than your state has even existed. You're going to be worth more negative money by a factor of one-hundred than your extended family's combined income for the last decade amounts to. You're going to be less than poor. You're going to be reduced to a single-celled organism. You'll try to sell your soul, and the pennies you get for it will ignite and smolder out of existence the moment they fall into your dirty, homeless, skeletal hand.
Originally posted by ohfralala Also, Zan just so you are aware I live close to New Orleans. I’ve contacted a voodoo priestess and asked her to summon Johhny Cochran’s spirit to possess my body.
I’m about to be a free nigga.
HEYOOOOOOOOOOO.
I had a professor in law school who made us spend a whole semester preparing counterarguments to Cochran. They went to undergrad together and apparently he was a loser. I hope you're excited about decades-old arguments from your obsolete loser attorney because I've literally been groomed for this shit. You're going to pay up just like LSD.
Originally posted by mmQ I didn't do anything wrong so I'll also be filing one of these counter-suits for defamation of MY character. You can make me an offer to drop my claim but if it's not in the 6-figure range please don't bother and pray you get a favorable judge.
THANKS.
mmQ, I'm really glad you considered our offer. These guys aren't worth your loyalty. You're going to like the results.
Originally posted by POLECAT I'm a sovereign Citizen and I do not recognize the court of another country nor am I obligated to follow its rules or laws so piece out motherfuckers
When Lanny gives us your IP address - which I'm sure he'll do as a responsible administrator who doesn't want any trouble - we will be seeking extradition.
Originally posted by HampTheToker If it pleases the crown, what business exactly do I have before this inquisition? I've missed so much. I'm a law abiding space nigga, so am I being subpoenaed as a character witness, an expert in defamation law, or what?
If I'm being called as an expert, then we need to discuss my fees.
You sounded like you felt left out when I was gathering information to draw up charges, so I decided to include you. Would you rather participate in the prosecution? My firm always has intern positions open. We can't pay you, but it's terrific experience if you're considering a career in the judicial system.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-04 at 2:38 AM UTC in The new members are cool and all but ....Man, if lan ever closes this place down he'll have snuffed out 2 communities in one shot.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-04 at 2:15 AM UTC in A PANDORA present comes from the heartI'll take one of those cubic sir combia toe rings please.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-04 at 2:14 AM UTC in The new members are cool and all but ....we don't fuck aroundThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-04 at 1:59 AM UTC in This is the kind of person that should post here.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-04 at 1:14 AM UTC in This is the kind of person that should post here.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-04 at 1:02 AM UTC in This is the kind of person that should post here.pretty sure her tittys are not in her top atmThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-04 at 12:21 AM UTC in The new members are cool and all but ....Is that a milk bottle?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-04 at 12:12 AM UTC in This is the kind of person that should post here.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-03 at 11:56 PM UTC in This is the kind of person that should post here.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-03 at 8:04 PM UTC in NARCassist v. NiggasIn.Space, first round of subpoenas: click to learn if you’re being suedIf only you all could see the party my firm is having in our Chicago office right now. They're sparing no expenses, we're eating tacos off new china. We're preparing to take every penny they're worth and then some.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-03 at 7:59 PM UTC in NARCassist v. NiggasIn.Space, first round of subpoenas: click to learn if you’re being sued
Originally posted by Nil I'm submitting this thread in my defense.
https://niggasin.space/thread/17472
I'm glad you found this uplifting story my client wrote. Let me give you the cliff notes:
1. My client found God and he has a meaningful relationship with him.
2. My client has a healthy and fulfilling sex life. Consider that you may, in fact, be jealous of his virility and that he's a 9/10.
3. My client helped a drug-addicted callgirl get clean. He's a model citizen.
4. My client never intended to hurt anybody, it was effectively a joke.
5. Danny was a cunt, and he rightfully died purely by chance in a filthy public toilet. That my client elected not to use violence on him speaks to his restraint.
6. My client's faith guided him in the midst of temptation and delivered him from evil.
7. All women do this shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-03 at 6:10 PM UTC in NARCassist v. NiggasIn.Space, first round of subpoenas: click to learn if you’re being suedWho do I send my pee to?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-03 at 5:26 PM UTC in This is the kind of person that should post here.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-03 at 3:25 PM UTC in NARCassist v. NiggasIn.Space, first round of subpoenas: click to learn if you’re being suedOperating in my capacity as an officer of the court, I have determined that issuing the initial subpoenas via public announcement is the most appropriate and expeditious way to begin proceedings. Each of them has been filed through the NIS 5th circuit court, where we shall officially condemn libelous claims and defamation aimed at the plaintiff, and interruption of commerce, for which we will be seeking compensatory damages. The offending statements have been documented in spoilers beneath each defendant's name.
I expect all of you will have responded to this round of subpoenas within five business days, or I will request that the judge (a personal friend of mine) hold you in contempt and fine you $500 for each day of noncompliance. Your court date will be Saturday, May 12. Please arrive at 8 AM CST.
The following users are implicated in this summons:
LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery: You made more false accusations against my client than everybody else combined, and you fabricated statements to damage his business relationships. I’m not sure we can even accept a settlement, given the circumstances. Destroying you will serve as a message to libelous anarchists the world over.
mmQ: You falsely propagated the rumor that my client is guilty of a crime for which he has never been charged, and additionally, you tried to sweep it under the rug. This is significant, and you need a lawyer.
Note: You can’t file motions as a defendant, mmQ. I can’t charge you for it myself, but one hint of resistance and I’ll be calling in a favor with the DA’s office to hit you for obstruction. Are you prepared for a long and costly legal battle? Or would you prefer to settle, and put this to rest now? I promise that you won’t win if this goes to trial. I’d choose the less painful option if I were in your position.
ohfralala: You presumed my client’s guilt, and you published a statement circulating a series of vicious rumors on a message board, facilitating a conspiracy against my client and permanently damaging his reputation. I’m going to see to it that you pay dearly.
POLECAT: I don’t think there’s legal precedence for what you’ve done, but it is so wrong and utterly opposed to justice and human nature that I foresee new case law in the making after we’re done murdering you on the stand.
HTS: You fabricated two statements from my client and published them on a message board to assassinate his moral character.
Nil: You published a fictional account of my client’s life that ultimately assisted in the circulation of malicious lies about his business practices.
Lanny: In your case, this can be as simple as providing a witness testimony. You don’t have to come into court necessarily, as long as you cooperate and demonstrate remorse and provide me with the IP addresses of users named in this motion as well as a sufficient plan to penalize them as forum administrator with suitable penalties to be approved by my firm. Failure to comply will earn you contempt and a fine, and we furthermore, we will expect to see you in court at the scheduled time.
HampTheToker: Issued upon user request. Since you seem to enjoy litigation from any side, please consider our firm for representation in the future.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-03 at 11:42 AM UTC in I serioisly hate my life and everything about it...Fucking cloudy ASS mother FUCKA!!!!!
I'M getting tired of this WHINGING weak ASS wahhhh want how do I make money more??? Hlw?? I need help I can't even. ,,!!,344
Rob some shit or shut your mouth I am SUIIIIKIICK AND TIRES of anything else. You can complain about depression complain about your mental health THAT'S FINE, but complain about MONEYYYYY and stop acting like you ain't about dat life to rob a fucking grandma or church offerance nigger please that shit getting OldeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-03 at 4:17 AM UTC in Former DH users, tell us about where you used to post?Oh, and DateHookup forums were shut down. One of them heard about NIS through Totseans and spread the word, now they're all here. I'm a big fan, personally, and I think they're becoming full-fledged niggas in no time at all. It's a very natural dynamic that we've found together.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
