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NARCassist v. NiggasIn.Space, first round of subpoenas: click to learn if you’re being sued
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2018-05-03 at 7:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by Nil I'm submitting this thread in my defense.
https://niggasin.space/thread/17472
I'm glad you found this uplifting story my client wrote. Let me give you the cliff notes:
1. My client found God and he has a meaningful relationship with him.
2. My client has a healthy and fulfilling sex life. Consider that you may, in fact, be jealous of his virility and that he's a 9/10.
3. My client helped a drug-addicted callgirl get clean. He's a model citizen.
4. My client never intended to hurt anybody, it was effectively a joke.
5. Danny was a cunt, and he rightfully died purely by chance in a filthy public toilet. That my client elected not to use violence on him speaks to his restraint.
6. My client's faith guided him in the midst of temptation and delivered him from evil.
7. All women do this shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-03 at 8:01 PM UTCIts about time, NARC is a 9/10
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2018-05-03 at 8:04 PM UTCIf only you all could see the party my firm is having in our Chicago office right now. They're sparing no expenses, we're eating tacos off new china. We're preparing to take every penny they're worth and then some.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-03 at 8:06 PM UTCIt sounds posh. Can I come?😢😢
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2018-05-03 at 8:13 PM UTC
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2018-05-03 at 8:16 PM UTCNo, it's strictly for the partners, although interns are allowed in as long as they're pouring champagne. My client would come but he's not in the country.
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2018-05-03 at 8:21 PM UTCWait am I being sued for defaming myself? This isn't adding up and I feel like you should offer ME a settlement before I make things really weird and uncomfortable to new levels.
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2018-05-04 at 1:36 AM UTCBumping to remind the defendants of their obligation to the court.
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2018-05-04 at 1:37 AM UTCYou're going to regret this. I hope you're prepared to cross-examine a vindictive prostitute (with a tight pussy, might I add).
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2018-05-04 at 1:38 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-04 at 1:56 AM UTCAlso, Zan just so you are aware I live close to New Orleans. I’ve contacted a voodoo priestess and asked her to summon Johhny Cochran’s spirit to possess my body.
I’m about to be a free nigga.
HEYOOOOOOOOOOO.
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2018-05-04 at 2:05 AM UTCI didn't do anything wrong so I'll also be filing one of these counter-suits for defamation of MY character. You can make me an offer to drop my claim but if it's not in the 6-figure range please don't bother and pray you get a favorable judge.
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2018-05-04 at 2:13 AM UTCI'm a sovereign Citizen and I do not recognize the court of another country nor am I obligated to follow its rules or laws so piece out motherfuckers
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2018-05-04 at 2:27 AM UTCI wonder if maritime law is applicable in space.
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2018-05-04 at 2:56 AM UTCThere's an international treaty saying that no country can lay claim to anything that's not on Earth. By another treaty if you're not in any country's territory, maritime law aplies. So Mars is international waters. NASA is an American non-military organization so whatever you touch that isn’t owned by NASA technically means you’re in international waters.
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2018-05-04 at 3:23 AM UTC
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2018-05-04 at 3:51 AM UTCIf it pleases the crown, what business exactly do I have before this inquisition? I've missed so much. I'm a law abiding space nigga, so am I being subpoenaed as a character witness, an expert in defamation law, or what?
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2018-05-04 at 4:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You're going to regret this. I hope you're prepared to cross-examine a vindictive prostitute (with a tight pussy, might I add).
Get ready to be demolished on the stand, because we have a witness who can blow the pants off your little conspiracy. Between all of the partners in my firm, we have more years of experience litigating punks like you than your state has even existed. You're going to be worth more negative money by a factor of one-hundred than your extended family's combined income for the last decade amounts to. You're going to be less than poor. You're going to be reduced to a single-celled organism. You'll try to sell your soul, and the pennies you get for it will ignite and smolder out of existence the moment they fall into your dirty, homeless, skeletal hand.
Originally posted by ohfralala Also, Zan just so you are aware I live close to New Orleans. I’ve contacted a voodoo priestess and asked her to summon Johhny Cochran’s spirit to possess my body.
I’m about to be a free nigga.
HEYOOOOOOOOOOO.
I had a professor in law school who made us spend a whole semester preparing counterarguments to Cochran. They went to undergrad together and apparently he was a loser. I hope you're excited about decades-old arguments from your obsolete loser attorney because I've literally been groomed for this shit. You're going to pay up just like LSD.
Originally posted by mmQ I didn't do anything wrong so I'll also be filing one of these counter-suits for defamation of MY character. You can make me an offer to drop my claim but if it's not in the 6-figure range please don't bother and pray you get a favorable judge.
THANKS.
mmQ, I'm really glad you considered our offer. These guys aren't worth your loyalty. You're going to like the results.
Originally posted by POLECAT I'm a sovereign Citizen and I do not recognize the court of another country nor am I obligated to follow its rules or laws so piece out motherfuckers
When Lanny gives us your IP address - which I'm sure he'll do as a responsible administrator who doesn't want any trouble - we will be seeking extradition.
Originally posted by HampTheToker If it pleases the crown, what business exactly do I have before this inquisition? I've missed so much. I'm a law abiding space nigga, so am I being subpoenaed as a character witness, an expert in defamation law, or what?
If I'm being called as an expert, then we need to discuss my fees.
You sounded like you felt left out when I was gathering information to draw up charges, so I decided to include you. Would you rather participate in the prosecution? My firm always has intern positions open. We can't pay you, but it's terrific experience if you're considering a career in the judicial system.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-04 at 4:42 AM UTCOmg you just roasted me to a burnt crisp Zan =/The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-04 at 5:03 AM UTC
