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2020-03-22 at 2:52 AM UTC in see ai told you guys chatbot specialist careers
Originally posted by Fox I don’t remember him before the last 6 months.
Did he have a different username before? What was it
Nah he was also Wariat on.....TOTSE? ZOklet? I dont remember. But he was definitely there, bc hes exactly the same now as he was then. Retarded as fuck, droning on nonstop about shit no one cares about, and always talking about poland like an autist.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-19 at 7:55 AM UTC in Corona CheckThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-19 at 6:57 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-19 at 6:55 AM UTC in I have befriended 2 Canada geese, since im not suppposed to be talking to people...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-18 at 7:07 PM UTC in Corona CheckBuy guns and anabolic steroidsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-18 at 3:30 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by ORACLE Actually I just had a great idea. A lot of thrift shops around here have cheap backpacks. Sometimes in hurricane times I buy them, fill them with dry food, water bottles, dental stuff, hand sanitizer and powdered soap, toilet roll, socks, Vaseline, basic medicines etc. I want to do similar but with grocery sacks. If you source in bulk, you can do more than handing it out.
Thats exactly what i do. 99 cent store for stuff, Goodwill for bags/coats/shoes.
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2020-03-18 at 5:58 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionUPS has been designated an “essential service” and we are “expected to remain open to the public” meaning i still have togo to fucking work with all these sick people walking around like assholes. Although immediately after i got that email, got another useful email letting us know that CORPORATE UPS- along with all customer and support staff- will be working from home with reduced hours, and there will be no customer service.
I dont think ive ever been told that im vital and indispensable and then completely insignificant within a span of 30 seconds before. Im really fucking furious.
I swear to god im wearing my hazmat and respirator and coughing a bunch this week to make customers as uncomfortable as i am at having to deal wih them. No paper towels, no hand sanitizer. No masks. No asking sick people to leave. No mandated distance away from the counter. The pharmacy and pizza place had the good sense to put up the security gates and only take orders at the entryway, but im stuck dealing with a bunch of sickpeople and dudes from china dropshipping 14 crates of masks and gloves.....In boxes that obviously just arrived from china.
fml. i fucking hate this shit. Anyone that youre paying $13/hr is not fucking “essential” fuck you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-18 at 9:30 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionIs this the best thing youve ever seen?
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2019-06-21 at 6:13 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)Ummmm.... Been "clean" since. November 30th last year. Idk what did it. Mushrooms and CBD i think. And just being tired of everything. Having no real friends. Ducking cops. Crashing cars. Constant chaos. Basically just having no hope, and wanting to kill myself all the time. Anyway im down to 93mg from 165. I only take half my dose on the days i dont have to go to the clinic, so its probably more like 50mg. The gym made me feel better for a while, but i kept hurting myself and then i just get lazy.
Ive been thinking that i need some new employment, but tbh i havent really been putting in the work. If we're honest, a lot of the timw when we say we've been "trying" to do something, all that usually means is that we've just been entertaining teh thought of something, without actually putting forth any effort. I get easily overwhelmed and end up just doing nothing, and I hate that.
Turned 31 last week. Was fucking weird. I always hate my birthdays bc it reminds me of how legendary of a fuckup i am, but this year a lot of people i hadnt talked to in years said hi, and i ended up hearing a lot of shit i didnt want to hear...along the lines of that I was a good dude but a horrible influence, and people had to leave the state and shit to shake me and get me out of their lives. I heard that the girl Ive felt guilty for introducing to drugs and then subsequently got brain damage...is still in a hospital, but she calls other people in our friend group. And my immediate thought was "You fucking ungrateful cunt. I let you live with me for a year and a half. I paid off your tickets. I re enrolled you in school. I got my ass kicked dragging you out of a mexican tweaker den when you were all strung out and prolly getting trains run on you by all the dudes. After all that shit i did for you, IM the one thats so fucked up that you cant even message me back or call to let know that youre okay?"
But then i realized the reaction I was having was very based in addiction. It was a selfish reaction. I felt like she owed me something for the effort i put in to her life before. Me owed me attention. But if i really cared about her, I should be able to understand that maybe she decided not to keep in contact so that she wouldnt be tempted to use. If i actually care about someone, i should want them to be happy and okay regardless of whether or not we're involved romantically, or even communicating, or whether we're still talking. You cant be sober if your level of love for a person is proportional for what theyve done for you lately, or whether they meet your expectations of what they should be doing. Just doesnt work that way. So that was a interesting lesson.
And then a girl who I was close with in HS. After graduation we were always flirty and stuff, but the timing was just never right. We sexted and stuff all the time, but after she got out of a particularly bad relationship with some cokehead drug dealer in Florida, i was honest and told her i was still using, and she said she wanted to still stay in contact with me, but she couldnt meet up with me or let her take me take her out to dinner. I was all kinds of butthurt, and my kneejerk reaction was "If im so toxic that you cant have dinner with me for an hour, ill just give you all the fucking space you need>" And essentially i blocked her and let her think i was dead.
Anyway she texted me out of the blue a month or so ago, and we just started talking again, and I guess i knew she was in a relationship, but it kinda just felt like we were talking like we were in hs again. A couple days after my friend dies, she texts me that shes engaged. I wanted to say "BITCH BAD TIMING", but i halfheartedly congratulated her ...which also felt like a dick move bc you have to try kind of hard to make your lack of enthuisiasm felt over text message. I think I said "Oh wow thats so huge congrats". lol. No exclamation mark or anything. But of course the REAL first thought in my mind, in the midst of grieving my dead homie, was "Well i didnt even get to fuck her first. Thats not fair". lol.
Anyway...i fell asleep typing this so ill just leave that here.
tl;dr- Im still all kinda of fucked up, but im not on heroin so thats....good?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-17 at 1:07 PM UTC in i stopped fucking niggers because of the coronavirus...Damn its getting that serious bro?
Matt not fucking nigger whores is a harbinger of hard times to cum
DAM HOMIES NOT GOODThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-17 at 1:23 PM UTC in Do you think the coronavirus will effect the US in any significant way?
Originally posted by Technologist How you guys doing where you’re at Casper? You close to the quarantined area?
I mean im 5 min from LAX. SF is the only place in California ive heard of thats been officially quarantined, but thatll probably change. Stores are ofc empty, but i got most of my stuff a month ago. The worst part is being out for necessary stuff like gas or the bank or the grocery store, work....and seeing obviously ill people milling around sneezing and touching the produce and shit. Im hoping my work closes bc people are fucking gross. I had to borrow toilet paper from work. Bern eating mostly cereal n garbage since veggies n meat were pretty well cleaned out. Its just...different. Trying to get my mom to stay indoors. Doing grocery runs for my older neighbors.
I sat in the back yard over the weekend and weeded a plot to put in potatoes and beans and squash. It was so nice and quiet and cool after the rain. No honking or yelling. Just the sun, sound of the bluejays waiting for their bread, and my cat rolling around in the tall grass. Really nice actually.
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2020-03-17 at 12:52 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by Sophie Well lads, Corona-chan is finally here. In my town. I was talking to my GP the other day and he was casually telling me how had to do home visits for Corona patients. Then today i go to get some groceries and there are advisories everywhere from the Ministry of National Health talking about Corona counter-measures. All the stores had their OTC drugs sold out, but there haven't been 'Black Friday' scenes like the ones coming out of the US yet. Although canned goods seemed to be low in stock everywhere as well.
Interestingly everyone seemed to be following the guidelines in a half-assed manner. Lol. I mean whatever, i'm not 80 if i get the virus i'll be fine.
I might inadvertently kill half the tenants in my apartment complex though there's a lot of pensioners here. Lmao.
The doctor that raised the alarm in China was 33. Hes dead. Just for perspective. The LIKELIHOOD is that youll be fine, but it also causes massive scarring in the lungs and possibly male fertility issues.
Lol. Sounds like the kind of thing i might just let loose if i had a population that was like 70%.............OOOOOooooohhhhh.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-28 at 1:59 AM UTC in street prices where you are
Originally posted by Wick Sweat Fuck with casper he will steal your bitch pronto! (Pronto! Pronto!)
More likely quietly sit with her at night on the beach while she talks about her abusive father and dead little brother, and how she doesn't want to live anymore. Then we will sleep in the same bed and ill wake up and make her purple pancakes bc she said her dad used to do that before he became an alcoholic, and then she'll ask me to carve my initials into her thigh with a razor blade and well drive around listening to her shitty indie music and drinking King Cobra and getting high, and then a few hours later she'll leave and ill realize my stash is gone.
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2020-03-15 at 6:03 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by CandyRein Just started on making some homemade chicken noodle soup just like Granny used to make..
Not my granny … but it’s definitely gonna be like somebody’s granny used to make …
Now just having a tokey toke…
About to call my mom to ask her how she feels about me being one of those weirdos that think they’re a vampire ..
Also to see how she’s doing and what she’s up to 💖
use chikkin wings instead, chikkin. They brown more easily and the bone and extra fat gives the soup way more flavor. ofc it takes like an hour to pull the meat out of all the wings but its bomb. Last batch was so full of noodles and fat that at room temp i could stand a spoon straight up in itThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-13 at 7:32 AM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)Yeah. Ive lost weight lately and i am eating better. Its just depressing to imagine this is all as good as it gets. That handfuls of Nsaids and a stiff upper lip is all i can do. But i start physical therapy on the 31st so idk ill see i guess.
Trying to get my shit together but the consequences of my choices keep popping up at really inconvenient times,The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-04 at 7:45 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-11 at 4:42 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
OBSERVE MY RIGHTEOUS THICC PUMP IN MY MOMS LIVING ROOMThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-11 at 4:54 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-11 at 1:36 PM UTC in I got a job at a factory
Originally posted by Sudo oh so you don't have a job…
don't you live with your parents? What a leech you are. Please try contributing something to society other than your buttbitterness. N
im so tired i read the last part as “blueberries”. N i was like LET HIM HARVEST HIS BLUEBERRIES SUDO
Buttfrustration/butmadd/ blueballs will henceforth be enhancemented to blueberriesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-11 at 4:43 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentTONING MY GLUTES YALLThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
