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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
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The Alleged Last Living Relative Of Adolf Hitler Was Just Convicted Of Pedophilia
While the lineage Romano-Lukas Hitler claimed remains in dispute, his advances on a 13-year-old girl have officially made him a convicted pedophile. He firmly rejects what he did was wrong…
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2020-03-31 at 5:30 AM UTC
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What happened to Zok?
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Originally posted by mmQ
I will pay you $2500 for you to convince your husband to cuck himself and watch while you have intense passionate sexual relations with Caspy.
He and i would prolly end up becoming good friends and wed be Brother-Husbands like the Mormons.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
cant spell quarantine without U R A Q T
waddap doe?
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Originally posted by Archer513
Relaxed
Rode 400 miles on my bike yesterday and then slept 10 hours
I’m digging this social distancing shit 🤠
That sounds really nice right now. I was seriously considering driving up the coast to SF, but then ofc since cerything locked down i wouldve had ti prettymuch turn around and come back.
My life is so uneventfuk, its easy for me to forget that theres stuff going on lol.
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I accidentally got stoned and I started writing jokes. Maybe they're only funny in my head.
Mikaela Spielberg - black adopted daughter of the famous filmmaker- recently began a career in adult film in order to "promote body positivity and build financial independence". She noted her fan base is "mostly older white men". When asked for comment, site user Peven Steilberg said "her dad probably has a huge dong" and user Not_Steve_S_In_Groucho_Glasses said "hell yeah he does. Prolly big ol shaggy dog j3w cock."
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I did, however, find the uncapped bent syringe behind my bed. With my finger. I wonder if im HIV poz now.
I feel like a cracked coffee mug with a tiny bit just being bled from me every second.
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FYI Man on the moon is not a proper sex position its just when you dance a little jig on her bare ass and then put a tiny flag in her pooper but i guess it counts
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What about 2x4?
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Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Maybe you should do speed, like Hunter S Thompson when he was writing Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Thatd probably help. But the last time i mixed some meth in some fruit punch i was up for 3 days with my skull and penis thumping like a Euro-rave, and i thought i was going to die.
Part of me was sure id have an aneurysm if i masturbated one more time but the meth part of me found that to be an acceptable tradeoff to be able to see what happened to the bratty stepsister.
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Originally posted by ZIGGY
Maybe quit bitchin for once in your adult life queer
Lemme fuck ur face hole pops
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Originally posted by Fox
Just looked it up and studies support that HIV can’t survive on a needle for longer than 6 weeks. Has it been that long since you had random junkies shooting up in your home??
18 months at least. With my luck ill be patient zero for new novel herronavirus
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Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t
I dont know. I skip the intros. Watch the cunnilingus skip the blow job and hope the guy pounds the chick hard from behind so you can hear the skin slapping
“Likes loose balls” . Noted.
Imma start clipping a sandbag to my scrotum. Ill let you know when im ready.
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Im only writing here bc this is supposed to be a journal of people going through recovery. Not bc i want a response or an answer, I just am not going to tell my sponsor any of this, and im ot gonna putit on facebook.
I feel like shit. Ive been crying on and off all day. I got so frustrated at a customer, i went in the bathroom, flsuhed the toilet, ran the sink, took off my shirt, balled it up and screamed into it. Everything hurts.
The one of the two broken teeth that needed the root canal was started throbbing. And the dentist isnt working for weeks. I apparently have arthritis in my back and hip thats going to require surgery at some point, and its so painful icant even sleep or do much of anything without pain. Dr. said its crazy i let it let this bad, bc anyone else with anything half as bad wouldve seen a doctor. Guess that good tar fixes a whole lot of leaks. My physical therapy has also been cancelled i definitely. The ibuprofen doest work. The acetaminophen doesnt work, Weed doesnt do it. tizanidine and gabapentin dont do it.i
im just fucking tired. Im really tired. Feels like im running on a fucking wheel and im just exhausted. I dont have the energy to play video games anymore. I dont write. I dont make music. I dont go anywhere. Im just so tired. I didnt think it was possible to be this tired at 31 with pretty much nothing going on. I got a 150k life insurance policy pretty cheap through my car insurance provider, I guess it makes me feel better like if something happens at least its not a waste.
i had to do some step work with my sponsor tonight and i got kind of heated. His business isnt doing very well, and hes worried, trying to figure out what to do, wants to hand it over to God, And i just said “How do you know God doesnt want you to go bankrupt and start all over? Bc i listen a lot and i havent heard much. Maybe its willful for me to try to squirm out of this discomfort, Maybe i should just let things happen.”
im just fucking tired, and angry. But only with myself,
Idk. Thats what i got,
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i smelled dinner cooking so i was roused from my slumber like a caucasian snorlax
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