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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sophie https://www.globalresearch.ca/israels-secret-nuclear-biological-and-chemical-weapons-nbc/5352454

    Huh, how about that…

    kek

    a jedi girl moved into the apartment next door to me. she seems alright but her dad is a walking stereotype and a guy (I assume her brother) is literally Kyle's cousin from South Park. I actually heard him say 'israel is the only democracy in the middle east' when he was bragging about how many farms they had, and the other neighbour asked him why they need so much foreign aid then.

    I thought it was just a meme. fuck.
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  3. Octavian motherfucker
    We're being told this shit will be over by the year's end. Without a fucking vaccine this could on forever.

    FUCK!
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    UPS has been designated an “essential service” and we are “expected to remain open to the public” meaning i still have togo to fucking work with all these sick people walking around like assholes. Although immediately after i got that email, got another useful email letting us know that CORPORATE UPS- along with all customer and support staff- will be working from home with reduced hours, and there will be no customer service.

    I dont think ive ever been told that im vital and indispensable and then completely insignificant within a span of 30 seconds before. Im really fucking furious.

    I swear to god im wearing my hazmat and respirator and coughing a bunch this week to make customers as uncomfortable as i am at having to deal wih them. No paper towels, no hand sanitizer. No masks. No asking sick people to leave. No mandated distance away from the counter. The pharmacy and pizza place had the good sense to put up the security gates and only take orders at the entryway, but im stuck dealing with a bunch of sickpeople and dudes from china dropshipping 14 crates of masks and gloves.....In boxes that obviously just arrived from china.

    fml. i fucking hate this shit. Anyone that youre paying $13/hr is not fucking “essential” fuck you.
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/reservereq.htm

    I'll make a thread when I understand this better, and I generally hate modern economics and bankery so it might be a while.

    basically, major US banks no longer need to have any assets whatsoever in order to issue loans or other 'financial instruments'
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  6. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by aldra a jedi girl moved into the apartment next door to me. she seems alright but her dad is a walking stereotype and a guy (I assume her brother) is literally Kyle's cousin from South Park. I actually heard him say 'israel is the only democracy in the middle east' when he was bragging about how many farms they had, and the other neighbour asked him why they need so much foreign aid then.

    I thought it was just a meme. fuck.

    OMG she's probably trying to turn you. BEWARE THE KHAZAR MILKERS
  7. Octavian motherfucker
    Neighbors have started. I bought beers just in time for this shit lol. Yes, I know, but there's a Pandemic going on guys! I'm binge watching Narcos season 2.
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Is this the best thing youve ever seen?

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  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    If they decide to do the $1000 thing, I will donate it to someone who needs it more
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by ORACLE If they decide to do the $1000 thing, I will donate it to someone who needs it more

    I'll PM you my paypal
  11. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra I'll PM you my paypal

    Tbh if people start using that money to give it to China, it will actually be worse than quantitative easing
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, chinese stimulus program
  13. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Literally. And landlord stimulus program.
  14. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by CASPER Is this the best thing youve ever seen?


    I know that was 30 years ago I'd still take a time masheen' an fuck dem broads.
  15. Octavian motherfucker
    FAAAGITZZZ
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/reservereq.htm

    I'll make a thread when I understand this better, and I generally hate modern economics and bankery so it might be a while.

    basically, major US banks no longer need to have any assets whatsoever in order to issue loans or other 'financial instruments'

    that fractional reserve has been going on a long time and is becoming less and less of a fraction.

    Inflation is gonna hitcha like a ton of bricks and Canada's gonna get fucked too because we rely on a strong Petrobuck
  17. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Only thing keeping inflation down is MOON PERSONs accepting being in poverty and too broken and controlled to form unions and demand decent wages.
  18. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ORACLE Tbh if people start using that money to give it to China, it will actually be worse than quantitative easing

    This makes me think, maybe instead of tossing out cash I will actually pay somebody's rent and buy someone groceries.
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    buy $1k of dry noodles from an Asian grocery
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  20. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Actually I just had a great idea. A lot of thrift shops around here have cheap backpacks. Sometimes in hurricane times I buy them, fill them with dry food, water bottles, dental stuff, hand sanitizer and powdered soap, toilet roll, socks, Vaseline, basic medicines etc. I want to do similar but with grocery sacks. If you source in bulk, you can do more than handing it out.
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