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2020-02-28 at 3:25 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by Sophie Ever seen a girl so cute you just wanna hug her? Just a hug. Like 'oh my gosh you're so cute i wanna skwoosh you!' it sounds a little patronizing but it's really not. And she knew it, and so did i, and so i did, i did skwoosh her, and she loved it, and i loved it. And so it became a regular thing, i'd just randomly tell her: Hug? And she'd be: Yes. And she would randomly tell me hug? And i'd be: Yes. And so it was. And i hugged her like i loved her, and i did. And she felt it, i know she did. She's never been hugged like that before.
Take that society.
Then they asked you to please leave the preschool.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-28 at 12:33 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..That same ughhh feeling I get when I’ve checked all the threads on the first two pages, and the only ones I haven’t read are Wariat’s.😠The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-28 at 8:44 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-28 at 7:37 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I got a story. It all started at our old party house, the most famous one, the one that made or broke new comers, the one that got our apartment raided by a task force years later. So at some point we let this wannabe jarhead move in. One night he gets shit faced with us and decides to sober up by taking a cold shower fully clothed with sneakers on. When he’s finished he must have leaped from the tub because he somehow puts one foot through the inside of the toilet, knocking out a massive hole in the front of the bowl.
Bear in mind this toilet had basically never been cleaned in the year that we lived at this house, and we were throwing parties 5-6 nights a week. The black mold on every surface had long ago turned pink. Days go by and we’re partying so hard every night that random drunk people are still using the toilet. Each time they flush, the contents spill out all over the floor. There’s old dirty towels all over the ground to sop up the human waste but not much more is being done.
One night we have a redneck over who swears he knows how to fix it and drags us all into the bathroom to demonstrate his idea. He staggers to the toilet and basically gets on his knees in the filth to get a better look at it. Immediately he sticks his hand in the bowl and he's openly touching the inside of the bowl, full on caressing it drunk as fuck, really getting to know the contours of the break and what might be done to fix it. He’s basically talking out of his ass mumbling about some janky plan to patch it up. I'm trying to tell him to stop fucking touching it when he recoils in horror. He's cut himself on the exposed porcelain, badly. I saw it up close and it was a pretty deep cut.
He tries to play it off legit and get back to the party as I'm just fucking disgusted backing away in shock, imagining the sheer filth of what he just lacerated himself on. I go to offer him some peroxide but of course there's none left, so he just washes his cut under the faucet and wraps it up with toilet paper that everyone had been using to shit with. He's lucky we had toilet paper at all, we used a phone book off and on for months when we couldn’t get our hands on any coffee fi|ters.
Here's a couple bonus shots from that legendary bathroom. Had my first threesome in here, landlord was pissed tearing through the house one day and caught 5 drunk people hiding out in the dark, greasy women used to hide their soiled panties in here and people would parade them around the party weeks or months later and threaten people with them. When things almost went too far with a particularly disgusting pair one night, I put them in a zip loc bag and threw it on the neighbors roof. I needed to sleep.
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2020-02-28 at 4:32 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2020-02-28 at 1:53 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!At Sentry this big dude used to love crop dusting people by farting in their faces. He mastered it too. He would pretend to be reaching for something behind them then just blast them straight in the face.
One day Poast got his revenge. Pulled the classic move of pretending to reach for something and assblasted other dude.
Other dude without missing a beat yells, "Why does your fart smell like OMGs dick?! You cheating on me?!"
I have no idea why we never got pink eye. Poast got scavies though. Probably from some dirty drunken ho.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-27 at 12:17 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-27 at 6:05 AM UTC in NiS Biggest Loser: Feburary Edition"hey guys watch this 45 minute video about gay dudes in prison and tell me why you think anna spyzyzyzyz is a bitch"
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2020-02-27 at 3:07 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by STER0S bump.
moar funny stories plz.
Since Poast is being a faggot I'll tell his story. I wasn't there so it's probably way wrong.
Poast was working at Pizza Slut with this gigantic black dude. I wanna say probably 6'5" and big. Probably over 300 lbs. One time he was giving Poast the business at work and pissed him off. So Poast punched him in the face.
The guy could've annihilated Poast but instead he was just confused and looked at him like, 'You serious dude?'
A while later we went over to his house to a big weed dinner. I only remember the weed infused macaroni but there was a ton of other dishes.
He also had a huge DVD collection. I wanted to borrow Earnest Goes to Africa but he didn't lend out movies. He had hundreds. I bet those aged well. -
2020-02-26 at 7:55 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by RestStop So a nigga tried to plant some shit on me and I threw it out right before a waiting cop pulled me over (shocker) . I was fully compliant and allowed a car search and willingly did ya da ya da . The only thing that’s gonna look bad is refusal of a urine test( which I didn’t actually refuse I genuinely couldn’t urinate) I even offered to take a blood test which the highway patrolman told me they no longer administer for some reason. HANL.
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2020-02-26 at 12:14 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2020-02-25 at 6:43 PM UTC in Do you think the coronavirus will effect the US in any significant way?It wont effect the US, but it will certainly affect it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-25 at 5:21 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-25 at 1:01 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI dunno, there are some time you probably shouldn't follow your dreamsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-25 at 7:15 AM UTC in Live stream of a crack alley frequented by niggers in in Austin TX where you can donate racist songs to trigger crackheadsThe audio directly after the window breaks...
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2020-02-25 at 4:47 AM UTC in Do you think the coronavirus will effect the US in any significant way?Anyone here been stocking up on supplies? Now is the time to do it if you want to be prepared for mass quarantines. There’s already been a confirmed case in my county and with the incubation period being 28 days, I’m thinking its already spreading fast and nobody is taking it serious. I could have it right now for all I know.
So far we have 75 gallons of distilled water, 25 pounds of rice, 25 pounds beans, 200+ store bought canned goods and 25 jars of fresh canned tuna, 1000+ rounds of .223 and assorted small arms calibers, 200+ doses of Vitamin C and assorted other vitamins. Need gas, N95 respirators, hand sanitizer and other disinfectants. Plan is if it gets too crazy out there to just quit going to work and live off savings.
If you’re not hoping to die, what’s your plan?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-25 at 2:29 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
See Mehdie Hage's comment in your group Uncle Bashars Bizarre Adventure: S03E01 Who let the Roach Out
facebook banned my account over a year ago but still tries to taunt me into reopening oneThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-25 at 2:12 AM UTC in I almost cracked out laughing today.
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2020-02-25 at 2:03 AM UTC in I almost cracked out laughing today.
Originally posted by Wariat learn the difference between gay porn and a digital illustration then come back to me.
Originally posted by Wariat Show me a better small search icon Google ever created or a better representation of the company than my work:
This is gay porn? I mean ya sure it's gay. But porn?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-24 at 5:17 PM UTC in Regulations are gay as fuckI like how they call him a young man just because he's short and obviously not a young man.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
