2020-02-26 at 4:40 AM UTC
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Originally posted by ORACLE
I kind of get it after reading about it. Half of rulebreaking on Reddit is in circumventing the voting system as a quality control. You can basically rulebreak as a community while allowing 1 account to bear the brunt.
voting as quality control is a dumb concept anyway
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2020-02-26 at 7:16 AM UTC
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yeah you can tell she's trying to rub it in by underlining NOTTT!!!
third grate tyrone demonstrating why teachers don't deserve a group payrise
2020-02-26 at 7:34 AM UTC
So a nigga tried to plant some shit on me and I threw it out right before a waiting cop pulled me over (shocker) . I was fully compliant and allowed a car search and willingly did ya da ya da . The only thing that’s gonna look bad is refusal of a urine test( which I didn’t actually refuse I genuinely couldn’t urinate) I even offered to take a blood test which the highway patrolman told me they no longer administer for some reason. HANL.
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2020-02-26 at 7:37 AM UTC
I never had a young grade school teachwr, or even a young teacher until I was in high school
I think having a lilly aldrin for a garten of fiends teacher would be pretty life changing. I liked my tindergarten teacher because "she looked good" (quote from me), and the other one looked 80 back then and looks 80 now even though she's probably not even 70 not yet, and everyone thought she was terminally ill because her voice is always hoarse no matter what, which bothered me to no end.
2020-02-26 at 7:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop
So a nigga tried to plant some shit on me and I threw it out right before a waiting cop pulled me over (shocker) . I was fully compliant and allowed a car search and willingly did ya da ya da . The only thing that’s gonna look bad is refusal of a urine test( which I didn’t actually refuse I genuinely couldn’t urinate) I even offered to take a blood test which the highway patrolman told me they no longer administer for some reason. HANL.
Howard Nigger Live
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2020-02-26 at 7:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by Cheyes
Huh, that's weird.. a friend told me that you can like, challenge a breathalyzer by asking that a blood test be done instead, the pointl being that you should get some alcohol out of your system by the time you get back to the station and they draw you up.
That's sort of the loophole but if you're any decent sheets to the wind, the one hour or so you can buy isn't gonna make much of a difference.
What's weird about resty"s thing is he said he didn't take a ... on site... piss test? Lol . I've never heard of that
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2020-02-26 at 8:49 AM UTC
spoiler:the cop just wanted to see his schlong
2020-02-26 at 12:54 PM UTC
>living where there are highway checks
2020-02-27 at 2:09 AM UTC
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Well, looks like Greece is up in flames now
Local residents are literally going to war with police over plans for new immigrant facilities, reports that people have been shooting at them and that police in some locations are essentially trapped inside their stations
2020-02-27 at 12:17 PM UTC
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2020-02-28 at 12:37 PM UTC
I've recently taken up the hobby of wood carving. The other day i was at the store picking up some carving materials and the girl at register was such a cutie. Think she'd like it if i made her a dress? Is that weird? Like, i could carve it. A wooden dress...
a wooden dress
last night, i carved you a wooden dress
to protect you
from the world's unsavory caress
from the world's unrelenting molest
for no man I know can molest
through a wooden dress.
sculpted and flowing
with wood grain a glowing
a little leg showing
this dress makes the rest look like crap!
and it lasts!
if you love it, it loves you right back!
that's some magic
it's wooden, not fabric!
timeless, forever
and built for all weather
this dress is a treasure
this dress buries treasures in it
I wanna make a dress that's so good and so wooden that
you could be married in it
I wanna make a dress that's so good and so wooden that
you could be buried in it
not that you're dead or necessarily even dying
but it could happen, hey it could happen
and when you least expect it
in that case, the best case is if
you were encased in that dress
I'd dig a little grave and well, you know the rest
2020-02-28 at 3:03 PM UTC
Ever seen a girl so cute you just wanna hug her? Just a hug. Like 'oh my gosh you're so cute i wanna skwoosh you!' it sounds a little patronizing but it's really not. And she knew it, and so did i, and so i did, i did skwoosh her, and she loved it, and i loved it. And so it became a regular thing, i'd just randomly tell her: Hug? And she'd be: Yes. And she would randomly tell me hug? And i'd be: Yes. And so it was. And i hugged her like i loved her, and i did. And she felt it, i know she did. She's never been hugged like that before.
Take that society.
