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2020-03-05 at 5:46 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionOr they could just do it like this...
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2020-03-05 at 5:36 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-05 at 5:29 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionGrimacing As Dad Zones Out Opening Kelly's SphincterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-05 at 3:29 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by aldra Also I posted in another thread - HTS fighters tried to set up chlorine bombs to attack the SAA with around Saraqeb, but they fucked up and ruptured the containers, hospitalising a bunch of their own fighters
Why cant all these people just calm down? What's their motivation in the first place? Religion? Peer pressure? I mean jeez. I've lived 35 years here and I've never had to do any of that stuff.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-05 at 2:42 AM UTC in What do you think of this ass?Yeah and why you being so coy? You shoulda took the underwear completely off if you were just gonna shove em up your ass.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-05 at 2:33 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I got sprayed off with a hose in the front yard.
Nice. I have another story:
WifeDead and I are at bar with this loser dude from work who lied all the time. Anyways we get drunk and I head to the bathroom. I get a urinal and there's a full beer someone forgot on top of it. So drunkenly just swigged it. I go back out and tell WifeDead. He laughs and tells me he pissed in a cup and left there for some drunk idiot to drink. I started doing that at various bars over the years and called them WifeDead Bombs. Not the real name because I doubt he once his name out there.
Another time he made bomb. He tried to rig it to a clock so it would be a timed bomb. I had two old applebees microwaves in my car so I figured let's grab a girl and another dude and blow this shit up. I think he got the plans from a terrorist site for the clock. It was something like when the minute hand got to a certain point the wire on the minute hand would touch another wire and should explode.
So we hop in my Honda Accard and go out into the boonies of the beach. Just grassy and bushy hills. I hiked that industrial microwave probably a half mile and got it set up. I closed the doorand ran back up a very giant hill far away from the explosion but where we could still see it.
I set it for 5 minutes. Five minutes go by and nothing. I said we should wait atleast 15 more minutes just to be safe. We did and the other guy there said we should check it. I advised against it thinking once the door is open air might get in allowing the spark or something. I think he was trying to impress the chick and kept saying we should check it. I didn't want to leave an unexplosed pipe bomb on the beach in a microwave from where I worked with my finger prints all over it so I made him a deal. "You go check it and come back up here and I'll light the fuse.
He goes down there and me and this chick are watching. I tell her this is not a smart idea. She says everything will be fine. But because of Poasts hand I know that isn't true. I can tell she's nervous too. This was a big bomb. The guy throws the door open and jumps away as if that was going to save him if it went off. It didn't go off and he comes back up.
So now I have to light the fuse, I go down there and I'm scoping where I'm going to run to. There's a smallish hill that I can dive behind almost right next to it. Fuck it. I light the fuse, shut the door and do a roll atop and over the hill. I plug my ears.
It was loud as fuck. The thing disintegrated and there were no pieces left. That was the biggest bomb I've personally seen. People for miles around probably heard it and since we were close to the beach, the part where people go to frolic I bugged out. I ran up the hill as fast as I could and claimed that we need to leave. NOW. We got to my car and as we were driving off we could hear sirens coming towards us. I was getting sketched out but tried to play it cool. I don't think the other two people knew just how many felonies we caused.
I've faced a triple felony before and knew how stupid it was to do that. WifeDead was smart and let some other retard blow it up. He has a way of doing that. Like getting involved in a prank, coming up with more and more ideas as it grows then claiming he had nothing to with it. I love that dude and he banged Poasts mom.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-04 at 1:59 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by CASPER lol jesus fuck dude thats card af. I didnt realize you banditos were so raunch.
Lol this. That is some fucking filth. That bathroom reminds me a lot of living with hydro. Im pretty sure she had the same cheap laminate tile in her bathroom, but in squares. It also had no door which was fine because it had no working lights either so nobody could see inside anyway unless you were using a candle.
One time on 650ug AL-LAD I was on the comeup and had to go to the bathroom. I didn't use a candle and the minute i walked in I stepped in dog shit, which I then spread across the bathroom floor trying to either get out or find the bathtub so i could wash it off. This made a hell of a mess that i smelled but never saw. I had to yell for help until hydro came and led me out of the bathroom and cleaned up after me. I got sprayed off with a hose in the front yard.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-04 at 1:25 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionI got hoes
Calllin a young nigga phone.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-04 at 1:10 PM UTC in Nice ass threadit do look invitingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-04 at 7:31 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2020-03-04 at 7:20 AM UTC in Autopsies show severe damage to COVID-19 patients' lungs and immune system
Originally posted by Kuntzschutz A mask with oregano oil and / or certain other virus killing essential oils may
oil will close up all the pores on your mask and render them non-porous and hence, air will not be able to pass them and therefore be rerouted around it and enter you via the mask/face gaps around it.
you should just go huff bleaches.
clorinated bleaches.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-04 at 5:19 AM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)also these are the ingredients in my new natural ADHD formula caps I got from a witch doctor who I have immeasurable faith in (who believes the chinese government created the colonvirus and I'm pretty sure is an anti vaxxer) labeled "ADD formula 2"
125mg magnesium (glycinate)
80mg American Ginseng 5%
75mg lemon balm 4:1
50mg chamomile 1%
37.5mg Passion Flower 4:1
30mg Theanine
30mg Ginko Biloba 24/6
25mg N-Acetyl-L Tyrosine
5mg Pyridoxal-5-Phosphate
5mg Zinc (citrate)
2.5mg Niacin
=I will buy placebo snake oilThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-04 at 4:50 AM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
Originally posted by CASPER Yeah i spend part of my days depressed, part of the day angry as fuck gritting my teeth so hard my jaw hurts, and the restof the time imagining my normal life with a bunch of different women, and what our kids would probably look like, and what normie career field id end up in.
Its fucked and i dont like it lol
Dude. Write. You're in the right place of your existential crisis. You're talented and have a likable voice, do something about it.
In Sudo related news I'm trying to build legal businesses and hemorrhaging money like crazy. Fighting with and cheating on my gf less, was off da pills for a few weeks but I'm back on them as of yesterday, or possible the day before I don't remember. I need to get fucking help. I hate most people as they are snakes. I need to listen to WU TANG more and meditate.
I'm learning a lot of white people stuff rn and it's kind of intimidating. I feel pretty healthy but I crave cocaine every minute of the day.
I feel EMPTY in one way or another which is the crux of my addiction so I feel I need to roll in the mud a bit to get it out of my system or maybe just pray the gay away. I'm at a crossroads right now it's clear for anyone to see. I want to focus a lot of energy in one direction and some things are going to be left behind. I need to not be addicted to fucking pills though, I feel like an idiot for getting off them just to get back on them. It's the worst fucking cycle in the world. Beyond how expensive they are they're really bad for you and your mental health -
2020-03-04 at 4:50 AM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
Originally posted by Solstice Valium is like the best muscle relaxant other than Soma.
Soma. Bad.
I didn't know anything about muscle relaxers and then my buddy stole some soma from the med cabinet and gave them to me.
I left my facility and got blackout drunk at a bar and got a dui and revoked my parole. Thanks SOMA.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-04 at 2:29 AM UTC in Corona Virus doubles global infections & deaths in 24 hoursNipple drips
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2020-03-04 at 1:53 AM UTC in Fucking Joe BidenI'm serious. What do you think he's done that hasn't been in the long-term best interests of the 'elite'? The only things that come to mind are canceling the TPP and partial military withdrawal from Syria.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-04 at 1:18 AM UTC in Fucking Joe BidenMore of the same forever if the US elects Joe Biden.
Not that he's going to win against Trump anyways, but as always anything could happen.
I think I'd ball my eyes out if that happened. Seeing the four years of Trump on the news daily just brought a smile to my face.
Seeing Bernie come to power would cause an even bigger shit storm than Trump. I could live with that. The change Obama promised never came. Trump and Bernie are both true campaigners of change. With Biden it'll be more of the same old.
But how entertaining will the news be the next four years, if Americans elect Joe Biden?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-03 at 7:51 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-03 at 6:53 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-03 at 2:09 PM UTC in Nice ass thread
