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2020-05-02 at 12:42 PM UTC in Wings : A Covid-19 Project
So the last several weeks being spent @ home I've noticed a large buzzard camps out on my roof line then onto my front yard fence. He feeds off the food I toss out to the birds,squirrels,rabbits & feral cats. He's so comfortable he doesn't even fly away when I come out the door & looks me dead in my eyes like "what up kid" lol. I named him Rakim because he's old school & clearly no joke.
Well heavy drinking & boredom have me plotting on summoning him w/ a sleeve fashioned from sirloin steak & a welder's glove. I do consider myself as a renaissance man, so the coveted summoning a falcon may not be in my cards but a buzzard is also a large bird of prey so it will fit well in any list of couthly achievements. I've spoken w/ my son & we're working on a "summoning wild birds of prey" play list but I'm in favor of just having Ozzy - I Don't Wanna Stop on loop lol. My son will be filming, I plan on donning a wife beater,boxers & slides if possible I will have a silver goblet in the free hand(on nearby standby by the fence post). My new neighbors haven't truly been exposed to me yet, I feel this will formally introduce them to the way of the cul-de-sac.
Ozzy - I Don't Wanna Stop
Today I began the courtship , I waited for him to move to the fence I came outside & sat on the porch for a few minutes, then I slowly got up & walked over to the fence, got within 3 feet before he moved a little further down, no flight though.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-02 at 12:07 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionYAS?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-02 at 11:52 AM UTC in What languages do you speak(Fluently) English,Arabic
(Working) Spanish,Mandarin
(Limited) GermanThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-02 at 11:35 AM UTC in What languages do you speakThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-02 at 8:02 AM UTC in 15/m/INOy veyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-02 at 6:23 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?I liked ur lovefool more,but it made me think of this
Normie shit 😝The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-02 at 6:06 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?GoodThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-02 at 4:23 AM UTC in A million questions
Originally posted by CASPER sean connery tied with daniel craig. I think craig was a great casting choice for the reboot
have you ever been arrested? if so what was the first time and why?
Naked and intoxicated in public (not my apartment swimming pool) 17 years old .. I actually escaped from the hospital (told them I was pregnant, lie) I got all the way out to the parking lot .. fuckers.
Oops .. that was not the first time. 14 - ran away from home. Was passing dime rolls filled with penny’s. Crossed 2 state lines before I got caught. Fuckers
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2020-05-02 at 4:18 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionmy tio owns a taqueria and he's coming over with TWO HUNDRED tacosThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-02 at 4:17 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionmilk truck arriveThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-02 at 4:11 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionthanks partyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-02 at 3:21 AM UTC in hey MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING my freelance rates are the sameI am talking about carie bradshaw.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-02 at 1:50 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI will go and hang out with Caspo after this coranteenThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-01 at 1:47 PM UTC in hey MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING my freelance rates are the sameThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-01 at 6:57 AM UTC in I'm getting reported evidently for being a skinner..message him back and ask him what his favorite Pokémon is or if you can borrow some vbucksThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-01 at 2:56 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-30 at 12:12 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI literally just typed in big bucks on youtube and this was the first result.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-30 at 6:42 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by Sudo yes thats what friends have told me about eating before fajr. The first days are the hardest. Im hoping a better lifestyle comes in a few days and makes it easier. My girlfriend was counting down the days untim Ramadan and dreading it because she knows how "Hangry" I can get, although so far so good. Youre right protein is key and I usually go light on protein for breakfast so a pre dawn suhr of meat might coast me through the day
You shouldn't be feeling weak or hungry or letting it affect your mood most days. It shouldn't become a problem to get to sunset. If you cannot do so while maintaining your well being, don't feel the need to try to fast. It's not mandatory for the infirm.
Fasting in Ramadan is not supposed to be punishment or a trial. God isn't going to stand over you with a whip. It is a personal challenge. The only judge who will ever give you feedback or adjust to yours, is yourself. -
2020-04-30 at 6:34 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-04-30 at 2:15 AM UTC in Tommy Robinson arrested and sentenced within an hour, judge orders media blackout in UKWhy is this guy so into Poland like apesky Travels though?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
