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2020-05-07 at 2:21 PM UTC in What puts you in a good mood
Originally posted by CASPER Im aging 7 years every year so ill meet you in the middle in 3
Perfect I’m a human reverse osmosis! Wait ... that made some sense in my head.
Seriously though, Not only are you a pretty great guy on the boards, a really soothing singing voice, you are also good looking on the outside.
It makes me sad that you struggle with the devilish shit in life. You are worth so much more than that!
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2020-05-07 at 2:19 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by tee hee hee Good, go. Byebye
I slip my middle finger inside your MOIST HOLE. It is easier than expected. Suddenly my entire fist is inside of you, yet nothing is touching my skin. In a panic I shove harder, elbow deep, shoulder deep, yet notice nothing. I have climbed my entire body inside your vagina but yet I still feel as though I'm out in the open. What is going on here, I ask, only to hear a never ending echo? Is this hell??
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2020-05-07 at 1:44 PM UTC in What puts you in a good mood
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2020-05-07 at 1:04 PM UTC in What puts you in a good mood
Originally posted by Technologist Who is that one actor that looks like a perpetual stoner? He was in some stoner movie.🤷♀️
"Who was that one actor with the hair? He was in that movie with the black guy? Super famous? He had a face."
Tee hee but I'm like 99% sure you're talking about Jim Breuer and the movie you're thinking about is Half Baked.
Amirite?
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2020-05-07 at 12:08 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2020-05-07 at 11:14 AM UTC in What puts you in a good mood
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2020-05-07 at 10:01 AM UTC in What puts you in a good mood
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2020-05-07 at 9:51 AM UTC in What puts you in a good moodWhat I dont like is when drugs arent immediate. I need instant satisfaction. I don't even know why I like beer since I need at least 6 to even start feeling buzzed happy. Kinda.
But like I said I just chute a phent and it didnt immediately make me stimmy so I did another one ans that didnt do the trick other so I'm gonna do another one. What if I should die?
"Being dead has to be so peaceful"
Sometimes I think about that like when we die, if we just really die and that's it, like how we were before 2e were born. It kinda makes me sad. Like you live your whole life and care about people and in the end it doesn't even mattweeeeweerr.
Ya know? The concept of getting to know and love people and then you die and never know them again. Or what if we all have lived a bunch of lives and had a bunch of moms and dads and friends before but we dont know. So sad. That is hell. -
2020-05-07 at 9:38 AM UTC in Economic prolapse. Plagues. Cryptoshoah. $20 oil. Buy gold!
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2020-05-07 at 9:18 AM UTC in What puts you in a good mood
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2020-05-07 at 8:56 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?Lol. Yass
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2020-05-07 at 8:43 AM UTC in Most embarrassing moment you've ever had?Why are most embarrassing moments from school years? Bevause people. So many people.
One time, I was partying with a bunch of people and this girl was like hey wanna come fick me and I said yes
And we got to the room and there were 4 other girls just sleeping in there and the girl that asked me to come there is like, it's fine, so , we pushed the other girls off the bed and started fucking and the other girls woke up and slowly kinda crawled onto the bed because they saw us fucking and they were intrigued
So then it was me and 5 girls and they all were reaching at my cock like zombies and asking for their turn and I'm like hang kn jeez one at a time ladies
And then i took a big dump on the bed and three of the girls left but two of them stayed and told me that was their fetish
So the two girls literally started eating my poop and I was so turned on that they would do that that I pooped more and as it turns out they weren't doing it at all and I was actually in the middle of a really bad acid trip -
2020-05-07 at 8:34 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?The guy on the left looks like an angry little person.
Favorite song on that album, possibly one of my favorite songs ever 😋
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2020-05-07 at 7 AM UTC in Bill Krozby's guide to getting over a hangover
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2020-05-07 at 3:50 AM UTC in Most embarrassing moment you've ever had?Whats your most embarassing moment?
like when I was nine I would free ball it. I just figured under was just another layer of clothes I didn't think I needed, and I hated wearing tightie whytie speedos to swim in because I felt like I was just in underwear so I denounced underwear, So I basically zip up my pants while taking a piss and pull up over my a part of my cock and it gets stuck in the zipper and I start screaming and my mom starts pounding on the door and unlocks it with a sqeerer, and is yelling at me whats wrong and I was like I don't want to tell you. And eventually she make me show her and she just grabs the zipper and bulls it down really fast and I start screaming like a lil bitch with a skinned knee and then my grandma comes in and starts huggy me telling me she will pray for me and started praying in spanish while my mother is yelling at me that I'm basically a degenerate for not wearing underwear..
so whats your most embarassing moment?
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2020-05-07 at 2:07 AM UTC in Terrorist Yanquis Oligarchs funded attempt at coup in VenezuelaYou make too many assumptions
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2020-05-07 at 1:53 AM UTC in Terrorist Yanquis Oligarchs funded attempt at coup in Venezuela
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny now it sounds like maduros false flag.
best jamboree.
ever.A FREE CONCERT ON THE VENEZUELA/COLOMBIAN BORDER TO PROVIDE AID VENEZUELAN CITIZENS IN DESPERATE NEED OF FOOD AND MEDICINE.OUR TEAM WAS HIRED TO MANAGE THE RISK ASSOCIATED WITH A HIGH PROFILE EVENT.WE SAFEGUARDED SEVERAL ARTISTS IN AN UNCONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT. AS THE ENTIRE WORLD WATCHED.
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2020-05-06 at 11:45 PM UTC in Let’s see what really happened, shall we
Originally posted by Technologist From an old Finney thread:
What really happened:
Police report states only two shots were fired. I hope this family gets millions.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/video-appears-show-georgia-man-shot-while-jogging-lawyers-call-n1201301
To be honest, to me it seems as if the jogger may have grabbed the gun in front of the white pick-up because the man got out of the vehicle and moved to the front of the truck- when a first shot was fired (was in front of the vehicle while the two men where wrestling over the gun. next we can clearly see they both were wrestling over the gun when the second round went off.
hmmmm. First thing I'd look into would be Georgia's state law- as to brandishing a fire-arm. Then laws governing self defense. Although, the man had a gun in hand (was he aiming it or just holding it) Next thing I would consider would be if the jogger was, indeed, trying to wrestle him for it- could be a cause for self defense (in trying to keep him from taking it & using it against the gun owner) The man originally with the fire arm could claim he had a sense of "imminent danger" or "imminent bodily harm" to his person- as a plea of self defense as in the "moment" he fired. There would be other factors as well. Did the jogger live in the neighborhood and was just out for a gingerly jog, or if he had no reason to be there in the first place- as the two men thought he was a burglar and was in the process of trying to detain him until police were called/arrived... so, as Georgia state statutes of burglary come into play as to what homeowners can and cannot do etc.
there's a lot of things that need to be taken into consideration- law wise... and could possibly be why the men were not arrested yet or might not be for murder 1st /manslaughter/ criminal assault with intent of bodily harm/ or justifiable homicide etc.
chit's not really so 'cut & dried' as it might seem. j/s -
2020-05-06 at 9:39 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..I’m home and alive. Been a long day.
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2020-05-06 at 6:44 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!One time at that party house, a certain someone was absolutely trashed. Me and a buddy were trying to get him to take another shot. Through his slurred words he says he'll take a shot if I put on Johnny Cash. I can't stand The Cashster but I agree.
It was one of his shitty famous hits and he takes a shot and lies back down on the couch. Before the song is over he volcano pukes straights up into the air all over himself. I'm probably remembering it wrong but in my head it was epic. Just one violent splurge of puke that got some air. He was on his back so the puke went straight up before coming back down.