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2020-05-09 at 7:57 PM UTC in I promise to not bully Hiki or Wariat again
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2020-05-09 at 7:51 PM UTC in New surveillance footage shows Armed Robbery walking around construction siteBefore being shot dead
He was a good boy he dindu nothin!
He was just jogging and decided to take a break inside a house being built is all!
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2020-05-09 at 6:50 PM UTC in i dont get why its so hard for you people to believe me or my storyI think you're confusing no one giving a fuck w/ disbelief.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-09 at 6:40 PM UTC in Just ate an eighth of shroomsI'm about to start tripping balls, this nig across the street took me to his trap house and they were doing a lot of stuff and were kinda pissed that I was there but I was like I'll give you money if you weigh it out for me and calm down so he did. he had brown boi and tek but I didn't want to do that. so just got the shrooms I ate it all. The guy was fucked up though, he was really intimiated that I just walked into his place while he was doing a line.
Weeeel see how this goes. I guess I'm just going to freak out and drink beers listening to the melvins
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2020-05-09 at 6:07 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-05-09 at 5:57 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by CASPER #ButtholeLife
You have no idea how accurate that is to coming up with the name on acid. We were on some video chatting site and posted a girl in front of the camera asking for people to show us their buttholes. Maybe 4 or 5 people all on acid. It was harder than thought to get to see someones butthole. We found a different, dirtier chat site and the first guy on there showed us his butthole. We figured that was too easy and went back to the easier site.
The girl had on a bear hat with ears and we slowly grew it into a bit about how the endangered butthole bear is starving. Show us your butthole. I think we finally had one guy show us and we went into the living room to fry on TV. The gayest metal band was on MTV2 hosting the sunday metal music video show. We were on full gay butthole mode so this band, Crowbar, just came off gay ass fuck. They played one of their songs, "All I Had I Gave". He's like right in front of the camera, veins popping in his neck looking like he's taking a dick.
One guy there, it was his first time taking acid. Poast asked him what does he think about it. He says, "I don't know man. All I can think is butthole butthole butthole."
The stripper who was hanging out with us bounced before the LSD kicked in. You know how acid transforms time and you can walk through a door and it's an entirely different setting so your feeling changes? Someone mentioned I wonder what that girl is doing. We died laughing realizing she's peaking right now and who knows where she is.
So yeah. The butthole ladies came from butthole, gay jokes and mostly I got the idea from crowbar. The Butthole Ladies were inspired by a shitty heavy metal band. On acid.
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2020-05-09 at 5:37 PM UTC in "Mass Shooting" in Nova Scotia, Canadahttps://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/confusion-over-cruiser-safety-vest-led-rcmp-to-shot-at-person-who-wasn-t-n-s-gunman-1.5559321
So apparently during the manhunt 2 RCMP officers opened fire upon some guy who was not the shooter, without calling out to him or trying to identify him first, while he was standing in front of a building regular citizens were hiding in. They also missed all 19 shots they fired. They also fled the scene without checking on the man they were shooting at, or checking to see if they had injured anyone else.
Thankfully nobody was injured but holy shit what a complete lack of training and responsibility on their part.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-09 at 12:09 PM UTC in Let’s see what really happened, shall weThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-09 at 11:33 AM UTC in Ineffable reality texturesLast night I was drunk and high and while throwing my guts up due to grill cheese sandwich poisoning, I had a flashback to getting food poisoning after a school play and I realized I was pretty much having an emotionally identical reaction to the point where I wouldn't be able to tell you (at minimum due to vomit blocking my larynx) that there was any difference between me then and now while I was hurling.
There was a feeling of intense struggle and at the same time euphoria as I choked and felt like I was gonna die.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-09 at 2:39 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-08 at 8:10 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
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2020-05-08 at 12:16 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-07 at 7:15 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
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2020-05-07 at 4:55 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Oh hey I'm a carpenter too!
My mom is too much of a busybody to let me cook for her. Grandma is the same way. Just insists on doing everything.
Maybe I'll get her a puppy. HmmThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-07 at 4:02 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by Stopffs You’re a real man MMQ! Hey do you do your walking indoors on one of those machines .. I keep forgetting the damn name 🤬
A treadmill? Lol. No.
My indoor walking consists of me pacing from my bedroom to my kitchen to my living room, repeatedly.
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2020-05-07 at 3:34 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I mean, that's kinda why we love her, but it gets a little grating at times. Not saying I'd put my dick in her, but I'll probably invite her to the next rager.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-07 at 3:16 PM UTC in CHZBRGZ PHONE NUMBER
Originally posted by chzbrgr You ever heard the saying "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"? Why wouldn't I want to keep tabs on someone that has held me against my will, assaulted me, raped me, and nearly killed me? Someone who's cheated on me, financially abused me, and destroyed my personal belongings? Don't you obsess about the things you truly fear? The things that could really destroy you? Maybe that's just me and my anxious personality. This is someone who has left me in their bed to go fuck someone else, someone who has forced me to suck their dick even after I've yelled no, cried, and bit their dick multiple times, someone who's pulled fistfuls of hair out of my head on several occasions. Someone who got my laptop stolen because they invited a streetwalker in to smoke speed. Someone who sold my childhood GameBoy Color for drug money. Someone who has rubbed my own vomit in my face. Someone who's thrown my cell phone under a running faucet when I called the police because I was being attacked. Someone who has bit me, choked me, spanked me, and spit on me in a very aggressive, extreme, non-sexual way. He's a sociopath. There's no remorse for the things he's done. There's no concept of shame or doing wrong. He's a soulless vessel operating off of negative energy, chemicals, and lies. There's more wrong than there's right. There's more myth than truth. That's what he feeds on; the abundant source of darkness. When you've encountered something like that, when you've been intimate with something like that, it's a little hard to forget.
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2020-05-07 at 3:15 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I'm probably remembering it wrong but in my head it was epic. Just one violent splurge of puke that got some air. He was on his back so the puke went straight up before coming back down.
Though the real message of the story is that you all were talking about how often you puke from getting drunk and I started talking a big game about how I hadn't puked from drinking in like 2 or 3 years, and that was the anniversary. Talking mad shit, and all the boys took that as a challenge. I ended up matching damn near everyone with a shot to prove my superior intestinal constitution.
I was well beyond incoherent drunk long before anyone else, lost my ability to stand and started to pass out on the couch. In a last ditch effort to get me to take more shots and expose myself for the puker that we all inherently are, you started bribing me. I can't say I was thinking anywhere close to well enough to have been able to spite you with my choice, but I do know earlier in the night I was just sick of you playing the same five shitty pretentious songs in a row. I'd definitely have taken a shot to pass out to something different.
The moral I took away from that night is that I'm a bit of a bragging asshole, and that time it bit me in the ass. Might wanna keep myself in check next time.
Side note, haven't puked since then, fucker. Goddamn my intestinal constitution is on point. Pretty sure nothing can make me puke. Bunch of fucking pussies you all are, puking on a nightly basis. Been well over a decade since I puked from drinking, can't hold your fucking booze, OMG? Damn shame. If only you were you had a stomach of steel like me, champ. Goddamn it must suck puking.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-07 at 2:43 PM UTC in Cart NarcsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-07 at 2:39 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I'm probably remembering it wrong but in my head it was epic. Just one violent splurge of puke that got some air. He was on his back so the puke went straight up before coming back down.
I *wish* that's what had happened, but pictures of the event, nobody else remembering that having happened, and my clothes being puke-free the next day all tell a much more boring story of me puking in a bucket.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
