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2019-01-30 at 9:30 AM UTC in QuestionYes. But those 4g modems are dogshit with data caps, even if they say 'unlimited'. I did a bunch of research on it when i thought i was going to be able to use one of those as a prepaid solution for all my home internet. It was no dice.
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2019-01-30 at 9:29 AM UTC in Introduced the other side of stephen kingWhen he gets a few years older, get him into The Dark Tower series. Its damn good.
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2019-01-30 at 8:56 AM UTC in post your pic threadHey Bill Krozbyby are you just really skinny or do u have like an 11inch marfan dong?
Is there some correlation between debilitating genetic defect and having big cocks? This needs to be investigated.
My ex pornstar lawyer friend has a huge dick, but he also has multiple sclerosis, diabetes, kidney failure and a prosthetic eye. But hes also fucking loaded and looks like he belongs in GQ. I cant decide if thats a good trade off or not. lol. -
2019-01-30 at 8:43 AM UTC in Where's Lala? Lol
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2019-01-30 at 8:41 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meatThis is probably just a high idea- but Lanny...say someone were able to engineer chickens to grow to essentially what they are now, only they wouldnt have brains, and theyd be immobile. Basically a mammalian sea sponge with feathers. Would you feel morally justified in killing and eating it then? Does your understanding hinge on the experience of pain, or the end of life or....? idk.
Consider this my retarded contribution for the sake of discussion. -
2019-01-30 at 8:35 AM UTC in Friday is boring as fk on this channel.
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2019-01-30 at 8:32 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Well thats not quite pedophilia dear…find out age firs and its ok if shes younger, evem by quite a bit. Most women will mature quicker BUT i highly doubt her shit was together at that age
lol i know. But the way she said id, i felt like id been caught doing something bad. rofl.
I dont even think it shows your age off the bat. All i saw was "Cute girl. Dirty blond hair.Rocks flannel. At a Chris Stapleton Concert. Likes dogs. Sunflower tattoo. Doesnt think im hideous. SCORE." -
2019-01-30 at 8:29 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2019-01-30 at 7:21 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by CountBlah I've been mostly drug free lately. Popping gabapetnin and tonight I hopped one a few kpins. I was hoping they'ed help me sleep but its been the opposite. A homie said he's got some jwh laying round gonna try to rangle up some for a blast to the past one weekend
Try CBD dude. Or low THC, high CBD weed. I thought people were talking shit, but I feel so much better last few weeks. -
2019-01-30 at 7:18 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych My dad actually wrote me on messanger than expressed his hate for facebook cuz of all the crazy liberals. Hes almost 80 so give it up for the old guy i say
Yeah he gets a ton of points for actually "Doing the Facebook".
I was trying to find but couldn't, so here's baby Cthulhu and a chinky dragon for ur pops 🦑🐲 -
2019-01-30 at 7:14 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Im 42 turning 43 in march…i was similar to you but i was younger at the time but being a female that makes sense
Yeah we always take longer to get our shit together. Does that mean I should be going after 20 year olds? At least then we might be in a similar place in our lives. Rofl.
Some cute girl matched with me in tinder and she said she needed someone to kill spiders so I asked her what species, and if it was a Brazilian Wirehair- since I'm a spider extermination expert. Then we talked about country music and I told her whiskey hurts my tummy. Then she asked what year I graduated and I said 2006, and she was like "Dude I'm 20."
Now I know what those dudes on To Catch a Predator feel like. I got Chris Hansen'd, hard. -
2019-01-30 at 7:09 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by CountBlah I'll be 39 this yr. MY beard is going full grey in the past 6 months. I feel like a fag dying it after I trim
My beard and hair have been super white since I was like....24. No joke. I started getting gray hairs at 19. It wouldn't be so bad if they'd just fall in line and grow the same direction, but instead they just poke out of my face at weird angles. I call them "old man hairs" because they look like the awful random hairs you see growing out of an old dudes double chin or nose or ear. -
2019-01-30 at 6 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionAlso I'm 30. Oh god that means I'm turning 31 this year. Why does that feel worse than 30? Lol
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2019-01-30 at 5:59 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2019-01-30 at 5:48 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionI think I was trying to be self deprecating, but it came across as painfully unconfident. And I feel the need to preface any conversation with anyone with like every awful, embarrassing thing about myself, and then if that doesn't send them screaming in the other direction, I take things from there.
In your late teens and mid 20s, people kind of don't give a shit, but I swear when a woman hits 26, she initiates some special program where she starts sizing up dudes like the Terminator. I may be really nice (sometimes I think a little TOO nice), but I'm still an absolute fucking wreck. Like holy god am I a clusterfuck of a human being lol.
I need to write a new one. How's this:
ASL?
I'm a fucking wreck.
But I'm doing better.
I go to NA meetings and write poetry so you know I'm zen as shit.
I have a credit score now, so that's like...adult of me.
We gotta hang at your place or something. My mom is weird about strangers.
I might not rock your world like, sexually. But I will drive you to the airport SO GOOD.
If you have pets, they will like me better then you. Don't take it personally.
If you're not careful, I might grow on you.
Like a severe fungal infection. -
2019-01-30 at 5:28 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionI think I created a tinder like a year ago and I never checked it again. Reading my bio made me cringe too hard.
I'm definitely going to need help with the girl who's coming back from Wisconsin tomorrow. I have zero fucking clue what to do about her. -
2019-01-30 at 5:24 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Marriage sucks…just fuck lol
I wish my game was that tight. Is there some secret woman code like a blue sash around my ankle that will have interested women just walk up to me and be like "okay- when?" Because if we can cut out all the in between stuff swear to god I'll buy the nicest room at the best western. And she can even spend the night there when I head back to my moms house afterward.
I haven't gotten laid in a cool minute. But in my defense, fucking is like the last thing in your mind after a decade plus of heroin, getting jumped, hounded by debt collectors, and living in a car. -
2019-01-30 at 5:15 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Well blowing the belt would be uneventful. Growing up my father had this supposed wonderful sculpture in our living room, huge sculpture for all to see….it was two men "wrestling" or really two naked men one holding the other upside down and they each were grabing each others cocks. I think he had it there to offend people lol
Your dad sounds like he'd like our Tinychat group. -
2019-01-30 at 3:52 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionIdk man...hes got a Californication avatar. I mean thats like- top tier shit. Im going to have to step up my avatar game and all that.
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2019-01-30 at 3:48 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
