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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by ORACLE Impeachment without removal is the power play. The Senate is going to stab themselves in the balls.

    You can shoot Trump in the spine and chop off his appendages just so long as I get to keep reading all the amazing tweets hes going to write with his prosthetic head-dildo.
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Why do you always look and talk like you just took a huge huff of dust-off?


    ILY fam, but if AIDS was looking for a spokesman you would be pretty high up on that callback list.











    Also eat some fucking vegetables Jesus Christ.
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I would like to go on the record saying that I dispute this claim.

    The wonderful thing about this country is that you have the freedom to be stupid and wrong.
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    You do know pre- made jalapeΓ±o poppers can go in your oven.....right?
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I just wanted to put down for the record that I am the undisputed rap king of NIS.
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You want an albino evangelical with a patronizingly calm voice as President??

    Sure why not?
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I don't actually want to see Trump removed for that reason. I don't want him to be pardoned and I dont want Pence to have power.

    Democrats will 100% rule this upcoming election, as we can see in state and other local election trends across the country.

    House will impeach. Senate will deny to remove. Trump will lose the election. Democrats will win. He will face justice.

    I mean if he can't even win boomer telephone polls on FOX there is clearly something wrong.

    I think you greatly underestimate spite votes.

    I couldn't give a shit either way. The standard of living for most Americans wont change. Business as usual.

    Be nice to do away with the electoral system and give third party candidates a chance for once though, bc i think if most americans were honest with themselves, thats where they would actually vote. Im finding fewer and fewer diehards for each party.
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    You could ask about me niqquh cuz im known in the street
    Neva known a defeat
    TTD till i leave
    Im just one of those niggaz you really dont wanna meet
    I might catch you asleep
    Sneak up lick on yo feet






    wut
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by ORACLE Good old

    oh then im golden
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Im bored. Can we just make Pence president already so everyone will b happy?
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    How do i be goold?
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    For someone who's so completely insignificant in the scheme of world events, everyone sure got buttmad when he withdrew from the PCA
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sophie I remember reading about some kind of showers in Germany as well but i'm pretty sure that was made up.

    Meant to follow with this last night, but fell asleep trying to find a witty way to work Zyklon b into the punchline
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I was ready to tear into you and whatever new white trash abortion that you cAlled cuisine. But this actually looks edible. Then again it's hard to fuck up carbs, cheese and pepperoni.
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The people were stupid as shit to form government in the first place and give them ultimate power. That was the people's first and last mistake. They created a Frankenstein's monster, and now it's loose, and there's no stopping it now. Not by human hands.

    And the alternative to a governing body is...?
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I still can't smell cocoa butter without having some kind of stank pussy PTSD from one chick I was with.

    I'm not even joking. It's been 9 years, but whenever I smell cocoa butter, my brain conjures up that cheesy vinegary pussy stank like some fucked up vietnam flashback.
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Erekshun A shower doesn't clean a pussy you gont! You fucked it anyway didn't you?

    It definitely makes it like 80% better when it's just a lingering musk and not a sticky, pungent, gagging mess.
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Aside from the occasional hilarious reinforcement of certain stereotypes, I really have no problem with jedis. They're productive. Generally non violent. Above average IQs. I definitely u derstand why people would be concerned about such a tribal group being so over represented in certain sectors, but it just doesn't seem like a primary concern to me. The interests of the jedi people are entwined largely with the interests of the rest of the western world. We share a lot of the same values. I think their religion is fucking stupid and having separate sinks for milk and meat, and resorting to semantics and coming up with weird automated contraptions to circumvent the very laws you claim to love your life by....is top tier retardation. But I've never had problems with a jedi.

    What little reading I did said that anti Semitic sentiment originally began because jedis were the predominate moneylenders in the ancient world since other religions forbid the practice, and everyone hates the person they owe money to.

    When I was like 4 I was playing in a sandbox and some orthodox kids came in and started playing, and I loudly asked my mom if they were "scallywags". Pretty sure I heard the word in church, but a couple kids in dress shirts and formal hats with shaved heads and long curly-cues on each side of their head seemed pretty "scally-waggy" to me. (I.e. "OMG MELISSA UR BANGS AND SCALLYWAGS R GORGEOUS!"
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Don't worry cap you're one of the "good ones". If they threaten to deport you I'll gay marry you so long as there's no prenup and then we can move to Oregon, adopt a trigendered war orphan and start growing weed.
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by aldra I remember reading about a club in Germany where the toilets are actually hooked up to a shower system downstairs

    This is what I expect from Germany.
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