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  1. #21
    HTS highlight reel
    For real though haircuts are my personal hell - being strapped into a chair and forced to socialize solely through meaningless small talk with a total stranger, with a 50/50 chance I hate what they do to my hair and yet I'll still be obligated to pay and feel obligated to tip them. It's fucking horrible. Fuck that. Nope.

    I wish I had the balls to say "in silence" when they ask how I'd like my hair cut, but that's abrasive af and they'd probably think I was a piece of shit. *sigh*

    So yeah, I don't get my hurr did. Ever.
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  2. #22
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by HTS For real though haircuts are my personal hell - being strapped into a chair and forced to socialize solely through meaningless small talk with a total stranger, with a 50/50 chance I hate what they do to my hair and yet I'll still be obligated to pay and feel obligated to tip them. It's fucking horrible. Fuck that. Nope.

    I wish I had the balls to say "in silence" when they ask how I'd like my hair cut, but that's abrasive af and they'd probably think I was a piece of shit. *sigh*

    So yeah, I don't get my hurr did. Ever.

    Best way to practice social engineering and get discounts. My hair/beard/eyebrows would normally be a tenner then I would tip 5 but two of my usual guy's employees were running the shop today the bastards. It was worth it anyway.
  3. #23
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    50 dollars

    for a hair trimmer set.

    different length sets and then use your fingers or a large tooth comb to clean up anything uneven. though I admit the back is a bitch to do.


    but I used to pay easily 40-50 in the 80s when I still had enough set of hair to give a fuck. which would probably be a 80-100 dollar cut today
  4. #24
    $12 for a buzz cut. I just do it at home.

    $12 for beard trim/ shape. I do this at home now too.
  5. #25
    Octavian motherfucker


    Got bored of the old buzz cut. Good to alternate.
  6. #26
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    My girlfriend cuts my hair. She's quite good actually. I usually get it buzzed anyway so why not.
  7. #27
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    #4 on top and #2 fading into #1 on the side, anyone can do it. But the trick is in working with your head.
  8. #28
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by HTS For real though haircuts are my personal hell - being strapped into a chair and forced to socialize solely through meaningless small talk with a total stranger, with a 50/50 chance I hate what they do to my hair and yet I'll still be obligated to pay and feel obligated to tip them. It's fucking horrible. Fuck that. Nope.

    I wish I had the balls to say "in silence" when they ask how I'd like my hair cut, but that's abrasive af and they'd probably think I was a piece of shit. *sigh*

    So yeah, I don't get my hurr did. Ever.

    Well it’s a choice you made
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  9. #29
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I was trying to book a haircut today too, it’s been like 2 months. I don’t like small talk bc I have nothing to talk about.mylast hair dude was great he just shut the fuck up.

    My haircuts are $35+ tip though. If I’m paying that much I feel I should have the luxury of closing my eyes and taking a nap
  10. #30
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    The last time I cut my hair was almost a decade ago, and I did it myself.
  11. #31
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I use an app. By the time I get there I am in front of the line

    $14
  12. #32
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by aldra $0

    I shave it when it gets long enough that I have to do something with it
  13. #33
    zero

    I have a beautiful woman who cuts it for me free
  14. #34
    its my mom
  15. #35
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace its my mom

    How old are you?
  16. #36
    Originally posted by HTS For real though haircuts are my personal hell - being strapped into a chair and forced to socialize solely through meaningless small talk with a total stranger, with a 50/50 chance I hate what they do to my hair and yet I'll still be obligated to pay and feel obligated to tip them. It's fucking horrible. Fuck that. Nope.

    I wish I had the balls to say "in silence" when they ask how I'd like my hair cut, but that's abrasive af and they'd probably think I was a piece of shit. *sigh*

    So yeah, I don't get my hurr did. Ever.

    do you have trannies own and operated barbers there ?

    there are a few where i live and i always tempted to have my hairs cut by trannies because i never did it due to the fear of getting nicked by hiv+ razors / scissors / fingers.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Octavian

    Got bored of the old buzz cut. Good to alternate.

    What a fart throbb
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian How old are you?

    38
  19. #39
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by HTS For real though haircuts are my personal hell - being strapped into a chair and forced to socialize solely through meaningless small talk with a total stranger, with a 50/50 chance I hate what they do to my hair and yet I'll still be obligated to pay and feel obligated to tip them. It's fucking horrible. Fuck that. Nope.

    I wish I had the balls to say "in silence" when they ask how I'd like my hair cut, but that's abrasive af and they'd probably think I was a piece of shit. *sigh*

    So yeah, I don't get my hurr did. Ever.

    Just answer open-ended questions in single syllable close-ended answers, in a flat, robotic monotone.

    Yes.
    No.


    What is your favorite color?
    Yes.

    What music do you listen to?
    No.

    What city are you from?
    Yes.

    What school did you attend?
    No.

    They'll get the idea after the fourth or fifth question.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Just answer open-ended questions in single syllable close-ended answers, in a flat, robotic monotone.

    Yes.
    No.


    What is your favorite color?
    Yes.

    What music do you listen to?
    No.

    What city are you from?
    Yes.

    What school did you attend?
    No.

    They'll get the idea after the fourth or fifth question.

    be tollerant and diverse.

    include a maybe in there.
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