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  1. Originally posted by bigthink

    cut me in on that J.ew clone money

    >we need to nukkake Israel to stop them
    >and to save us the real j.ews, who are still alive
    >what you need to do to protect yourself, real j.ews..
    >okaaay
    >is that you need to take a pale of semen, semen
    >and paint the semen in your doorways and windows and LEAVE IT AT THAT



    Ohmigod

    "And the Gail commandments are thou shalt take Seroquel, medication designed by Jesus, as prescribed at the SAME TIME EVERY DAY."
  2. Originally posted by CASPER I remember walking in the rain in October with this girl, high off our heads on mushrooms and drinking mickeys and EnJ Brandy from a water bottle. She had to pee, and so we walked into the park where we wouldn’t get stopped. I’m looking out for her and a few seconds later I hear her yell SHIT and i turn around and she’s slid down an embankment and she’s upside down with her underwear around her knees, up to her shoulder in a recycling bin.

    beautiful
  3. She's like a carbon copy of my aunt appearance and jesus wise but aunty isn't schizophrenic
  4. Ok finny
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    How can anyone have that much time? Anytime I feel bad I cheer up thinking of Fin and Mattchew.
  6. 1993 Houston
    I really want to fuck up some anime lolis
  7. Originally posted by 1993 I really want to fuck up some anime lolis

    No!
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace beautiful

    Yeah I miss that. Just feeling light and free and excited about things and not knowing what was going to happen. Being too young and stupid to realize it’s just about impossible to finger a chick with jeans on.
  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Galil the Snail
  10. I think today is a fine day to get a car.
  11. 1993 Houston
    All I know how to do is sit at my computer and consume drugs
  12. Originally posted by 1993 All I know how to do is sit at my computer and consume drugs

    if you do what you love you'll never work a day in your life
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Israel invests a lot into laser and fibre optic technology research as they believe it will enable them to steal money faster.
  14. Octavian motherfucker
    MR SANDMAN
    SAND ME A MAN
    MAKE HIM SO SANDY
    THE SANDIEST MAN
  15. I wish I loved anything as much as this cow loves milk

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I wish I loved anything as much as this cow loves milk


    Imagine a human drinking a bucket of breastmilk.

    Think I'd rather die of AIDS
  17. bigthink victim of incest
    i dont know if id post here if i was sober
  18. ALDRA:

    Expain!

    How in the BOBBY damn do you think xanax is more euphoric than alcohol?

    I did 8mg a day for 4 years and drank for a year too during part of it... xanax never actually made me feel 'good' though like alcohol does
  19. Originally posted by bigthink i dont know if id post here if i was sober

    Where did you find that video

    She's a ok in my book tbqh family, anyone who takes seroquel is A ok in my book

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