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2019-12-29 at 10:15 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕It’s the Lamborghini of hairy dick noodles
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2019-12-29 at 9 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion đź’©đź–•
Originally posted by DietPiano YEEEEEEERRERRE
Casper has 92 test which means he's literally a girl. Idk what I'm at, no idea probably like 1500 at least, I bang 400-500 a week cause I accidentally did more than I thought
I'm going on nolvadex soon cos my titters are gettin suspect. Quitting altogether soon I'm sure like a quitting quitter that quits. Then I can do more krek without blowin a heart gasket
One of my testostaronis ran away so now I got 91 n I’m saving goats for my dowry. No one wants a 6’8”, 300lb hairy wife and I’m sad abt that. -
2019-12-29 at 8:51 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
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2019-12-29 at 8:50 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?Cologne, panettone, glock copper lubricant, dickies socks, hair clippers, rechargeable batteries, daypack, earbuds, knife
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2019-12-29 at 8:48 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentWatching Zombieland Double Tap and eating tamales.
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2019-12-29 at 7:35 PM UTC in What’s the difference between a colour tv and a nigger?The color tv doesn’t shit itself when you pull the plug?
Idk that seemed like a very NIS thing to say. -
2019-12-29 at 7:34 PM UTC in Toss a coin to your WitcherShow was way less gay than I thought it’d be
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2019-12-29 at 7:30 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
Originally posted by iam_asiam68 i work with someone who goes 6 days a week to the methadone clinic, has to breathe for alcohol before they administer his dose.
his ole lady quit cold turkey and he was all proud of her.
on christmas day last year, her grandchildren found her laying by the christmas tree. when they rolled her over, her mouth was foaming. she OD'd on painkillers.
addiction is a nasty thing.
i have my friend over as much and we drink on Saturdays, cause the methadone clinics are closed on Sunday so no breath test.
he is 60 years old and cries because he cannot break free!!
but at least he no longer shoots up!!
he will survive because he has friends who care!!
I mean that’s cool you’re there for your friend. 1) It’s pretty dangerous to mix depressants and that could easily kill him 2)If he’s trying to rehabilitate from addiction, the goal should really be to not NEED any substances at all. I know the prevailing thought is that alcohol is a much “safer” drug than opiates, but it’s really not. Maybe have him come over and grill some steaks or shoot high caliber rifles. Head to breakfast and go to church the next morning. The goal should be to have him not need a crutch at all.
I used to think I was a good brother every time I’d take a friend out to the bar when a wife would leave them, or they’d lose a job or a family member would die. But really, I was just co-signing them dealing with life in some fucked up and destructive ways.
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2019-12-29 at 9:01 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion đź’©đź–•I need to get on test
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2019-12-29 at 8:35 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕I don’t know I’d have to look at photos but as far as I could tell, he wasn’t ball8n hard enough to own his own plane. Pretty positive he worked for a company.
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2019-12-29 at 8:23 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion đź’©đź–•
Originally posted by Octavian How did you find out then?
Thinking Cartels?
I mean I got to know some cartel dudes pretty well, and I feel like unless there was some SERIOUS fuckup, killing an American in such a sketchy way and drawing all that attention wouldn’t be something they’d be inclined to do, but I guess anything is a possibility.
Small town. And I have a couple of his friends added on FB and they mentioned his passing. Got the “details” from mutual friends, and while I’m always skeptical, the last location he posted for was Mexico, and the long thing his gf wrote mentioned him dying “ in such a sudden and traumatic way”. So I’m inclined to believe at least part of it. He was such a goody two shoes though. When I heard he died, I just assumed cancer or illness. That’s what a nice guy he was. With someone who was as popular and loved as he was, there being no record of him online is almost the creepiest part of all. -
2019-12-29 at 7:51 AM UTC in Post your best fucked up HaircutI haven’t had a fucked up haircut in a longtime, but mostly bc I’ve been getting the same boring thing since I was like 11
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2019-12-29 at 7:48 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕A guy I went to school with died at the beginning of the year. He got his pilots license and started flying private planes back and forth from Cabo to LA. Ended up burned to death in the back of his pickup truck in Cabo, which they said was a freak accident with fireworks, but idk how you burn in the open bed of a pickup truck next to the ocean. A bunch of people said he was into some shit. His gf was a beauty queen from Mexico. Can’t find his obituary anywhere. No mention in our hometown paper. No online death record. It’s like he never existed. Even searched the archive of FAA pilot licenses for his permit number that his best friend got tatted on his wrist...nada. Very very weird shit.
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2019-12-29 at 7:28 AM UTC in I made sploo kill himselfIt’ll make her feel better. Like his spirit lives on in the internet.
For tho if he’s dead, rattox statutes no longer apply. Let’s dish,
Also if and when you die scrawny, how would you like to be memorialized?
Three....if he legit killed himself in his parents house 3 days before Xmas, that is a morbidly hilarious and typically selfish thing to do to the people who’ve put up with your bullshit for 20+ years. -
2019-12-29 at 7:20 AM UTC in I made sploo kill himselfMOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM IM FUCKIN DEAD I NEED 10 BUCKS FOR GEEPEPEPEJUEJUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BIRDBRANI SCIEJCE
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2019-12-29 at 7:14 AM UTC in I made sploo kill himselfOr anyone who’s bored, either tell me the jurisdiction where he lived or check yourself. Even if there’s no obit, police logs and medical examiner records should be up almost immediately. A body would still be in the morgue. Just search “___ county medical examiner case search”
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2019-12-29 at 7:09 AM UTC in I made sploo kill himselfBut ummmmm...idk he seemed like kind of a shit dude and he was rarely ever honest or vulnerable and it sounds like he wasfucking awful to pretty much everyone in his life, and enjoyed causing people misery. And either he was just a gay edge lord or he actually enjoyed hurting animals n shit.
I mean it would’ve been cool to see such a massive fuckup get his shit together. Everyone loves a good comeback story. But aside from that, I can’t really give much of a fuck. At least everyone else was sort of a sympathetic figure.
If it’s true his parents must feel so guilty bc they’re probably relieved as fuck that they don’t have to sleep with the door locked anymore. -
2019-12-29 at 7:06 AM UTC in I made sploo kill himselfI think it’s mostly I don’t care either way so my brain is doing a glorkrhabrainjuajujujuas fractiokatd stalefish
Omg his spirit is i me it’s true -
2019-12-29 at 6:56 AM UTC in I made sploo kill himselfIt’s an alternate reality game. We’re all sploo.
I neither believe nor disbelieve. He was doing so much retarded shit that it makes a ton of sense. On the other hand, he and scronaldo are some of the biggest trolls on this site and I wouldn’t put it past them to pull some shit bc they were bored and out of robogels. -
2019-12-29 at 5:50 AM UTC in Why is it with women the older they are (particularly pollack and slacic ones)Wariat plz make an emoji so we can continue to meanspiritedly dunk on you
Also fight me
