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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
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    I JIZZ ALL OVER A LOTTA STUFF SO WASSUP?
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    I remember my rewrite of piano man was real popular with the homies. The only lines i remember right before a chorus were

    AND ITS HARD TO MAINTAIN A STRAIGHT SENSE OF SELF
    WHEN YOUVE SUCKED ON ANOTHER MANS TOES

    LAAAA DAAA DAHHHH DE DAAAAAAHHH DAH DAHHHHHHHHH
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    we had to do a few billy joel songs in chorale
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I feel like rooting around in an ass!

    Mmmmmmm rooty tooth fresh n frooty OINK OINK

    Download starmaker n ill sing a duet with u boi
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Thought you said pound lol

    unable to fuck nicker whores due to coronavirus, matt is about to take these birds to pound town.

    FOLKS?
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    whats ur name on there candy?
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I think the pay thing is just for their VIP thing
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    whats it called?
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    HEY JACKRAB WHY DO U THINK POLISH WOMEN THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME WHEN I TRY TO SAY HELLO BUY THEM A DRINK AT THECLUB I THINK MAYBE R INTIMATED BY ME OR MAYBE LASBIANS?
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    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Are u back or are you still the other guy?

    im always wariat in my heart
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    ill sing with you. Do you get to choose the song though? my voice is so fucked up now i can only sing certain stuff.


    I wish NiS had a resident vocal coach. i really need work. I miss singing.
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych You know even when a Canadian goose is dead on the lawn with an arrow thru it, the other geese just come up and shit on it as well….dust to dust I suppose

    damn thats metal af. I hope my friends some defecate on my bloated corpse to pay homage. Very GG Allin
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Matt is the goose/gander of human society. If u are polite and give tasty morsels he will not peck at your children and run off with your socks.
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    Lol I dont think i couldve chosen a worse time to buy crypto if i had been intentionally trying to lose money. Like 5 hours before Trump declared a national emergency lol
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Buy guns and anabolic steroids
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by ORACLE Actually I just had a great idea. A lot of thrift shops around here have cheap backpacks. Sometimes in hurricane times I buy them, fill them with dry food, water bottles, dental stuff, hand sanitizer and powdered soap, toilet roll, socks, Vaseline, basic medicines etc. I want to do similar but with grocery sacks. If you source in bulk, you can do more than handing it out.

    Thats exactly what i do. 99 cent store for stuff, Goodwill for bags/coats/shoes.

    i got some tarps from h9me depot yesterday bc there were just people sleeping on the sidewalk completely uncovered in the rain
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    Is this the best thing youve ever seen?

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    UPS has been designated an “essential service” and we are “expected to remain open to the public” meaning i still have togo to fucking work with all these sick people walking around like assholes. Although immediately after i got that email, got another useful email letting us know that CORPORATE UPS- along with all customer and support staff- will be working from home with reduced hours, and there will be no customer service.

    I dont think ive ever been told that im vital and indispensable and then completely insignificant within a span of 30 seconds before. Im really fucking furious.

    I swear to god im wearing my hazmat and respirator and coughing a bunch this week to make customers as uncomfortable as i am at having to deal wih them. No paper towels, no hand sanitizer. No masks. No asking sick people to leave. No mandated distance away from the counter. The pharmacy and pizza place had the good sense to put up the security gates and only take orders at the entryway, but im stuck dealing with a bunch of sickpeople and dudes from china dropshipping 14 crates of masks and gloves.....In boxes that obviously just arrived from china.

    fml. i fucking hate this shit. Anyone that youre paying $13/hr is not fucking “essential” fuck you.
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Technologist How you guys doing where you’re at Casper? You close to the quarantined area?

    I mean im 5 min from LAX. SF is the only place in California ive heard of thats been officially quarantined, but thatll probably change. Stores are ofc empty, but i got most of my stuff a month ago. The worst part is being out for necessary stuff like gas or the bank or the grocery store, work....and seeing obviously ill people milling around sneezing and touching the produce and shit. Im hoping my work closes bc people are fucking gross. I had to borrow toilet paper from work. Bern eating mostly cereal n garbage since veggies n meat were pretty well cleaned out. Its just...different. Trying to get my mom to stay indoors. Doing grocery runs for my older neighbors.

    I sat in the back yard over the weekend and weeded a plot to put in potatoes and beans and squash. It was so nice and quiet and cool after the rain. No honking or yelling. Just the sun, sound of the bluejays waiting for their bread, and my cat rolling around in the tall grass. Really nice actually.

    How bout you?
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