2020-03-19 at 4:45 AM UTC
My dad kills Canadian geese cuz they shit on his sodd
2020-03-19 at 4:47 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
A green greased goose geesed a goosed geese green.
Say that 10 times fast.
2020-03-19 at 5:42 AM UTC
Matt is the goose/gander of human society. If u are polite and give tasty morsels he will not peck at your children and run off with your socks.
2020-03-19 at 6:29 AM UTC
HEY JACKRAB WHY DO U THINK POLISH WOMEN THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME WHEN I TRY TO SAY HELLO BUY THEM A DRINK AT THECLUB I THINK MAYBE R INTIMATED BY ME OR MAYBE LASBIANS?
2020-03-19 at 6:42 AM UTC
Folks, Tommy and Tammy are sleeping on the pond. They are the cutest.β€π¦’π¦’
2020-03-19 at 6:44 AM UTC
Now, wenever i tell Tommy I got food, he comes up on the grass near me, and if im sitting down, he will eat out of my hand. Once Tammy watches forawhile, and realizes its safe, she will come up too. She gets real close, but won't eat out of my hand, so I gently toss her the crumbs. Folks, how stinkin' presh are these two?
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2020-03-19 at 6:48 AM UTC
Call me Charismatic Carlπ
2020-03-19 at 6:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych
Thought you said pound lol
unable to fuck nicker whores due to coronavirus, matt is about to take these birds to pound town.
FOLKS?
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