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2020-04-26 at 10:08 PM UTC in leaky fartsyou never played chubby bunny? It was a thing long before it went “viral”. i remember this as a kid
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2020-04-26 at 10:05 PM UTC in My kitten is so cute 🐱NOW THATS A CUTE FUCKIN KITTY
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2020-04-26 at 10 PM UTC in leaky fartsPlay a game of Chubby Bunny and stuff toilet paper into your ass until you cant squeeze ur sphincter closed anymore
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2020-04-26 at 9:55 PM UTC in Should we open the country now?
Originally posted by Netflxchillr My daughter has been selling Sube's off the chain. She just did another "Top hat" yesterday (a car term they use when they sell 3 cars in a day) which is hard enough when the dealership is open- but they're selling only from "internet" leads atm. She's done it twice since the quarantine.
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dude ur daughter is gorgeous. I would take 62% APR to take her on a 2 seater bike ride. -
2020-04-26 at 9:41 PM UTC in Kim Jong Un might be dead.Im stealing this right now.
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2020-04-26 at 9:41 PM UTC in My mom is a fucking idiotyes......that would be....unfortunate.
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2020-04-26 at 9:39 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentNigga u got the wuhan or someshit? Sounds like u been all pukey since u smoked that one night
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2020-04-26 at 9:37 PM UTC in My mom is a fucking idiotRight below the steering wheel. Theyre not allowed to talk to anyone or be seen.
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2020-04-26 at 9:35 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2020-04-26 at 9:34 PM UTC in My mom is a fucking idiotlol. aliterate being someone who just refuses to read shit. Starts approaching a stop sign, yells NOPE NOT TODAY, averts his gays and rolls through the intersection
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2020-04-26 at 9:31 PM UTC in My mom is a fucking idiot
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2020-04-26 at 9:31 PM UTC in My mom is a fucking idiot
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2020-04-26 at 9:28 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionYeah teenagers around here look a lot older which is weird, but ive also started seeing them like id see my daughter if i had one, since im getting old as shit.
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2020-04-26 at 9:20 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by Octavian Lol Wariat's teacher being a nonce offering to show CP in class.
I think he's at that brain damaged stage of alcoholism were he just makes anything up.
My layman analysis is he sees CP everywhere because he wants to believe its a much more “normal” thing. Means hes not fringe and weird. After all EVERYONE WANTS TO BANG KIDS HES JUST THE ONLY ONE THAT GOT CAUGHT -
2020-04-26 at 8:50 PM UTC in You're all normie npcswariat doesnt know what its like to have a transcendent experience with the opposite sex bc hes always frothy about some chick hes never talked to, and those that he does talk do hate him within a couple hours.
I remember having sex with a girl who i ended up dating briefly- on this winding highway over Angeles Forest. It was like 1 am and the city lights were just stretched out in front of us like a blanket. I was on like 4g of shrooms and a couple bumps of good coke and everything around me felt like it was melting and swirling like those spinning tubes you walk throuh at amusement parks n shit. Felt like the lights and the stars just wrapped around us, and we were in space in the dirt on a cliff u der the watchful eyes of the universe. Nothing felt rushed or forced or routine.The entire time she was looking me in the eyes or running her fingers through my hair, kissing me. It was a super strange feeling, but it was nice. I felt that man/woman thing. We were playing to our roles like billions of people before us.
Then I came. And she kissed me and rolled over and let me play bongos on her asscheeks. -
2020-04-26 at 8:30 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats rad, I used to go to a chiro awhile back and it really helped me out. But it wasn't a cute chicken, it was a creepy old dude, lol he literally had a masonic ring on and his dick would be in my face while doing the adjustments.
maybe its just me, but I'm not saying physical therapy / chiro adjustments can't help, but some of these people come off as quacks or will talk to you like you're a toddler just to get a money grab.
Id take the oldest,smelliest dude in the world if he knew how to fix thing temporarily. Its embarrassing how jacked up ive gotten, but shes like late 20s, cute, freckles. Im so muscular and meaty that to get the right amount of stretch, shes got to put my leg over her shoulder and then lay on my chest. Its probably the longest conversations ive had with a gurl that didnt involve them trying to get money or heroin from me.
Yeah im not sure if itll actuall long term either or if its just the combo of my stretching at home, gabapentin and getting used to the pain. If i had to pay out of pocket I probably wouldnt do it, but fortunately im super poor so Medi-Cal got this one covered. -
2020-04-26 at 4:24 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionHAY STAR WARS CAN I EAT BREAKFAT YET HDY STAR WSRSA
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2020-04-26 at 4:17 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by admiral ponse butt stuffins no mouses. i have scorpions…frogs…lizards…and all kinds of other wildlife.
to say nothing of peculiarly shaped foreign objects in various depths of penetration.
edit: that nigger word filters 'lizards' into liserds
fucking retard
To milk their milky venom? smart. -
2020-04-26 at 4:16 PM UTC in Can you speak Spanish?Lol yeah Mexico fucking hates illegals
Gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling inside wheni realize everyone hates everyone -
2020-04-26 at 4:12 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionMaybe just take some online classes and improve ur gay porn instead of being such a victim all the time
