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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've been fighting the failed system for decades.

    oh god stop
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty I'm going to tell you something. I do suicide watch… why? because I have shit in my arsenal that makes humans think. I'm one of the the nastiest, ugliest, less than worthless, worth less than nothing, vile, meanest, piece of shit fuck that has probably ever walked this planet. My testament for this, I left in Siberia, Between Novisibirsk, and Irkutsk. There's one in a BILLION, not million chance that this body I'm in still exists. I love living in this realm. That means only five other people on earth would have survived what happened to me…. I'm a fucking monster, and can back it up. All that aside, please, indulge me for a minute or 2……….. or not.

    I'm NOT a "badass"… I'm just fucking mean. There's a difference.

    Now I want you to think. You've heard of entities that can get out of body right? I can get out of body …. I can also move shit around on YOUR plane, (like a poltergeist), and could do a multitude of other things as well. Point aside, I have actually seen people commit suicide….. it's sad…. They get extremely angry when they find out…. that they still exist!!! They stand over their bodies, screaming all kinds of shit, throwing mega tantrums, and even trying to get back into that dead soulless body that they just mutilated. It hurts like a motherfucker, and can't be done anyway. It's why there aren't any zombies. Thing is, because they did what they did, they have no power, not like others in this realm, because of the laws beyond. I don't know how that works, It just does. It's a penalty of some kind I guess. you don't want that.

    Then, they discover this. they freak out AGAIN, because others in the realm are able to to a great many things. They can't. They can't go back and change things, and they have to watch the chain of events that they put into motion on this plane. They also start worrying about hell. Real hell. The fear alone drives them insane. Sometimes I go back, and I don't see them anymore. Don't have a clue Where they went… I can tell you though… IF they went there, the blue fires are the hottest. Unfucking believable …..Gorgeous as they are, you don't wanna be in those. nope, pass.

    Forget about your ma for a minute…. it's just you….. nothing but you… life is totally different, right? You power YOURSELF… Nobody can power you. go outside… look at all the amazing things around you… the animals, the trees, the lakes, your earth. IT'S POWERFUL! It has beauty unmatched, and is cruel, unfair, and tough. YOU are tough. you've made it this far. many have not…… reeally, in the grand sceme of things, the things don't matter UNLESS YOU MAKE THEM MATTER. The birds, ants, and trees NEVER think of suicide, and their lives are tougher than any of ours… They wouldn't dream of it! all mentioned are smarter than you will ever imagine.

    You don't like your world…. then change it!!! YOU AND YOU ALONE notchermom…. can change it. Now you know what happens beyond if you commit "train-bammage" or…. brain dammage? same fucking thing actually… so toughen up, and get mean.

    I say, the only reason that you (anyone) haven't changed things is merely that you haven't gotten mad enough. like smoking for instance, or getting to the gym, what ever…. It's because you haven't gotten mad enough to change it.

    You have the power to change the course of history if you want it. yours, and others. Those corona victims would love to have what you have. It's a trivial thing, compared to drowning in your own smegma. Soldiers would love to have their arms and legs back.. to be LIKE YOU. Now help somebody! You have this power. go fucking do it, before I find out what you look like and beat you silly in the realm beyond. I'll introduce you to the blue fires… I told you that I was fucking mean. I'm a Djinn, and have EARNED IT.

    now change your life.

    wuuuuuuuuuuuut

    tl;re
  3. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 I already plan on killing myself.
    Life is boring and shitty and I have no desire to go on and another thing … I really DO NOT want to be an adult.
    Someday I'm going to look into the mirror and any symbolence of youth will be gone and what will be in my reflection will be an old man and that is NOT ME.
    I'm not joking when I say I'm transaged, I'm literally the same person I was as a 15 - 17 year old, that's me and that is who I will always be so that's another reason I plan on killing myself.
    I'm not lazy, I really cannot function on my own and idk if I was born this way or if it was the bicycle accident, I have always had issues but I have super abilities for certain things, like some form of autism idk.
    I live right next to a railroad with active trains that pass by two times a day, I might jump in front of it idk.
    I do know that I want my suicide to be quick and painless so it has to be instant, would being crushed by a train work?




    A very good friend of mine jumped in front of a cement truck after being drafted and serving in Korea during Viet Nam. It didn't kill him but did turn him into a quadriplegic with very little arm movement in a wheelchair. They initially had him sandwiched in a special bed with webbing so he could be "flipped" to prevent bed sores. He lasted twenty years or so outside of the hospital and learned computers for the government before he couldn't take it any more. He successfully hung himself off of his wheelchair. He called me the night before to say goodbye but I didn't realize it at the time as I was too involved in my own divorce and an ex dying of AIDS.

    Do you want this to be your future? Get some help, son.
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  4. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by admiral ponse butt stuffins you sound like all the other sexual conquests ive had. talking all brave and proud about how talented you allegedly are but when it comes down to it, before i finish youd be running off crying about how your entire pelvic region is never going to be functional again.

    no...NO PRIDE. JUST RAGE,....... little being.........I'll lift you up over my head, throw you, and impale you onto a prickly pear cactus, and slowly eat your face off in front of a nice fire.

    Why are you such a coward. I DO believe you're getting angry. good. now put it to good use motherfucker. LIKE STL1 SAID... you might live through your "train wreck".... I didn't have to write that post, he did it for me. *raises glass to stl1*
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  5. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    so.....................you're gonna jump into a train with a hard dick??? lmfao.....

    you're ruled by your emotions and hard-on.... rule with your brain. you obviously have one.

    back to work for me. good luck.
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Yeah I know a one armed tranny with no legs because she tried to get ran over by a train and survived
  7. Explains a lot!

    You want me to smack her for ya?
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 I was riding a bike with broken brakes, went down a concrete hill and I couldn't stop so I fell off the bike and landed face first onto the concrete.
    I was paralyzed and in a state of shock but I realized that if I didn't squrim my way out of that state I would be stuck in it forever so I shook myself out and rolled over crying/screaming for help.
    A grown man walked right by me and didn't do a single thing and my piece of shit friends slowly walked over to pick me up and help me back to their house.
    Not a single person even took what I went through seriously … I went a couple years being unable to walk normally, my right leg was unable to stretch out because I had broken my ACL, but my stupid bitch mother kept telling me I just sprained it "it's just a sprain it's just a sprain!!" "But mom it's been a year and I still cant' stretch my leg out".

    I really … FUCKING HATE that miserably stupid infantile braindead bitch and I REGRET everyday that she had to be my mother.
    It's bad enough I have a soulless father who never tried to contact me (even worse because he does all this charity work and pretends to be this wonderful neighborly man everyone loves) but I also have to live with a soulless retard mother.

    I have no one
    My one friend I do have is an asshole and I don't really have anything in common with him

    The only people I do have are my cats so I'll stick around long enough for them but once they pass away I'm going to kill myself one way or another, whether it be assisted suicide or jumping in front of a bus or train.

    You're obviously taking drugs. No wise person would make such a decision while under the influence of drugs. First, they would get off the drugs and THEN reassess the situation without the influence. If they were totally free of the drugs, with no dependency left, and they still wanted to go ahead with it, sure, but only a born idiot would let drugs make such a final and important decision like that.
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  9. Originally posted by CASPER wuuuuuuuuuuuut

    tl;re

    If this is who I think it is ... he is one of the most incredible humans on the planet.

    I would be shocked if it was him though .. but I believe it is.
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  10. Disclaimer: I posted in this thread solely responding to the title, and before I read the contents of this thread

    This thread broke my heart string in many ways
  11. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by admiral ponse butt stuffins you lack perception. you mistake angry for arousal. all youre doing is contributing to my perpetual priapism.

    If nothing else, Finneas is just aces at alliteration
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Stopffs If this is who I think it is … he is one of the most incredible humans on the planet.

    I would be shocked if it was him though .. but I believe it is.

    Awwwwwwwww. U so sweet.

    Thx muffin.
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    lol. aliterate being someone who just refuses to read shit. Starts approaching a stop sign, yells NOPE NOT TODAY, averts his gays and rolls through the intersection
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Right below the steering wheel. Theyre not allowed to talk to anyone or be seen.
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    yes......that would be....unfortunate.
  17. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Stopffs If this is who I think it is … he is one of the most incredible humans on the planet.

    indeed.
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Im often shocked at me too.

    Wait who am i?

    i just want to hear someone else say it
  19. Originally posted by CASPER Awwwwwwwww. U so sweet.

    Thx muffin.

    I can be ... fire 🔥 melts me like marshmallows
  20. Originally posted by Netflxchillr indeed.
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