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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    i thought he was speaking to darrels plurals
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Way to avoid the question larry. Its like medieval times its illegal not to grant a man one wish on his birthday
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what gay sex act is a private plane ?

    Its where you lay flat in the t pose with ur dick sticking straight up, and with your arms out u tilt side to side and go ZOOOOOOOOOOM SHHHHHHWWWWIIIIIIIPPPPPPSHEEEEEEEEWWWWWW
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by frala Let your spirit feel the felonious breeze of my wet fart.

    There is a complimentary marshmallow on your pillow. Enjoy your stay.

    That's how you traditionally challenge someone to an Ass Duel in Papua New Guinea

    Cold blooded
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi How does one microdose weed?

    Also was he a fan of Ray Kurzweil?

    He just smoked tiny amounts of shit I guess lol.

    Idk who that is. I only remember him ranting about antinatalism
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi Idk that guy's situation but I'm likely far more safe.
    I drink a lot of beer, but I don't touch hard drugs.

    I ordered a new controller for my Oculus Go so I'll take a break until that arrives then I'm gonna get drunk and watch movies and music videos in a virtual movie theater.

    Yeah he did the same thing. No irl friends. Drank discount rack wine. Microdosed weed. Took nootropics. Loved anime and the singularity and schopenhauer. Railed on about how great itd be to be absorbed into the web like serial experiments lain.

    Then he just realized how pointless physical existence was and bought nembutal from the darkweb and cashed in his chips.
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace She's old so it's definitely dyed. Looks very fake. Real red hair is beautiful. This looks like dusty crayola.

    The picture from before actually looks nothing like her. At least face wise.
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    No lobster claws confirmed. Vry red hair tho.
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    did it
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Theres apparently a bunch of esteogens and hormone modulators in dairy, plasticsand a bunch of other stuff.
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Consider that photo current. Lol that is me.

    Cop out. Photos are always weird and not representative of reality when people take them when urnot looking. Im like 49% sure u dont have tentacle hands.
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I need to hit up one of these things to find a batshit crazy white bitch to catch domestic violence cases with
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Amazing. So proud.

  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Never had a gerbil

    Come to my house and Oso will fuck your shit up.

    I had a lil black girl-mouse named Noche
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby idk i thought about it, 2 months ago i was deferred for 2 weeks from the plasma center for having a fever, last time I went 4 days ago they said I had a high temperature but it wasn't enough to defer me so I'd be fine. It's just the last week I felt really bad. I'm not sure if its just smoking/drinking / eating something that doesn't sit well on my stomach. I feel pretty bad while hungover but in the mornings I actually feel fine, but later on I feel like shit. Thats why I got the weed because it helps me sleep.

    Yesterday I smoked and drank a few and cleaned my place up and then this morning ate some grape fruit, im stocked on groceries pretty well but feel tired. I've been smoking cigs the last couple of years, a couple a day and not sure if thats whats up.

    I feel fine right now, but for the most party I've always been really resilient no matter what. I probably just need more sleep and stuff myself with more food.

    Yeah man food poisoning shouldnt last that long. When i thought i had marfans i think i can read it causes cardiac symptoms too? whenever shit clears you should maybe get an ekg or something. Ive youve been drinking enough for long enough, could be a liver thing. Should try drinking extra water, take ur blood pressure. 2 cigs isnt that much but its still smoke. Maybe chill on that shit a couple days do some,breathing exercises, see if u feel better.
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah theyre objectively pretty but more than anything i just wanna coach their softball team and teach them how to chop someone in the throat.

    I wanna be a dad for like....6 months.
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by stl1

    the hands do look crazy tho.

    Maybe april is a 🦞 n cant press the camera button n thats the only reason she wont send me pictures.

    Its okay i accept u for u
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by frala No I’m gonna stuff marshmallows in my ass thanks.

    Oooooooooooh i seeeeee.

    Good plan.


    Then eat all the toilet paper. Brilliant.
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Im like 30 seconds from turning the boob thread into the ball thread
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Thats how much he thinks of you.A NICKEL
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